Arrow Cats

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Cats are immune to arrows. This is a known fact. You can shoot them all you want and it will not hurt them, see gallery below for proof. You can shoot a cat right through its head and the cat will shrug it off and go about its day barely even noticing the arrow through its brain. Some younger cats actually enjoy it as they can play with the arrow.

You can test this at home with a bow and arrow or a crossbow and your own cat. If you don't have a cat you can try it on a family member's cat or use your neighbor's cat or any random feline in the neighborhood (make sure to tell the owner that it is just a trick and their beloved pet will be just fine).

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