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Robert Gregory Bowers - The Israeli-American Wikipedia Hero
Born September 4, 1972 (52 years old)
Nationality: Nazi  
Highscore 11 Juden ausgerottet
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, surrendered like a pussy

The Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom aka Shoot Your Favorite Jew Free Practice Day took place on October 27th 2018, and was the latest in a series of mass shootings across America, following another event where some chug sent fake bombs to Democratic senators and liberal Trump opponents. Both of these incidents occurred within the same week. This time, 11 people were killed, and 6 were left wounded. 46-year-old Robert Bowers (aka @onedingo, a handle he used all over the internet) was the perpetrator of this shooting, which goes to show that Generation X can be useful from time to time. If you missed live coverage of the spectacle, don't worry as you will be reminded of it by die Lügenpresse every fucking day for the next 100 years.

The incident

 
Something like this

  Moar info: Pittsburgh.

Shit went down in Squirrel Hill, a suburb of Pittsburgh that is home to America's second-largest concentration of Jews outside New York City. Coincidence? We report, you decide. You could stand in the street and fire your guns with your eyes closed and still take out more kikes than Bowers managed.

When you also consider that Bowers decided to inspect a judenkapel capable of seating 1,024 kikes, but did so at a time when only a few dozen j00s were inside for a private function, the (((cohencidences))) start to pile up in a very suspicious manner.

Most jews in Pittsburgh are reported to have called in sick that day, which explains why so few were in the building, which is the damning evidence that settles the argument for good.

The State-designated Patsy

  Moar info: Anti-semitism.

Robert Bowers, a fine specimen of superior Aryan manhood, was immediately fitted up to carry the can for this false-flaggotry. Fabricated quotes reported by law enforcement officers include such obviously self-incriminating words as "All Jews must die!" Apparently, Bowers who only got 11 yids then managed to take on a trained SWAT team who then brought him out alive despite the fact that he had supposedly shot two of them. State prosecutors then stood round his hospital bed and pinned an amazing 1,239 separate offences on the hapless hero, including 13 counts of "ethnic intimidation", and four counts of "obstruction of exercise of religious beliefs resulting in bodily injury to a public safety officer," meaning that two unknown LEOs were injured other than the two SWAT officers already mentioned.


Wait for it, he was an open source software developer. At least he apparently spent a lot of time on Linux forums. Prob. jacking it to nude pics of Linus, mebbe the Jewish radiations were turning him pedo? And the little faggot liked to play Fortnite. Predictable.

Quotes

   
 
All Jews must die
 

 
 

—Robert Bowers, rationalizing his attempt at carrying out a second Holocaust.

   
 
5898 Wilkins Avenue... the complainant says they have an active shooter in the building. A second call says they are being attacked and they have shotguns
 

 
 

—Armed rabbis in action (from police radio transcript)

   
 
If there was an armed guard inside the temple, they would have been able to stop him
 

 
 

—Trump is part of the cover-up   1   2

   
 
Trump is a globalist, not a nationalist. There is no #MAGA as long as there is a kike infestation
 

 
 

—from his now deleted Twitter, it was a Niagara of shit like this

   
 
welp, it's 8 bells and time to raid the kike group
 

 
 

—6 days before the attack

   
 
-the gov is full of kikes

-antifa supports kikes
-why is anyone even the least bit surprised?

 


 
 

—god he's a stupid robot

   
 
Extremism and terrorism know no race or religion, and must be condemned in all cases
 

 
 

  Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif


Reactions

American buildings were lit up in the colors of the Israeli flag; Israel took the opportunity to shoot some more baby Pakis while noone would dare to tell them off for it; the Eiffel Tower was turned red-white-and-blue; all federal government buildings had their flags lowered to half-mast for three whole days; yadda, yadda, the usual shit that happens all the time these days.

As usual, Twitter erupted into immediate clamoring about how President Trump was to blame for the whole thing, since he had created "an atmosphere of hate" in America and had personally stirred up a wave of anti-semitism the like of which has never been seen in human history. Then it turned out that Bowers hated Trump and thought he was a puppet of Israel, so Twitter suddenly shut its yap about the anti-semitism thing and started saying that Trump shouldn't visit Pittsburgh because it was probably his fault anyway and he has silly hair.


Bowers was particularly active on Gab, where his profile pic was the display screen of a firing range chronograph displaying the numerals 14:88. The news media's presstitutes went apeshit over this terrible discovery and immediately began hollering that Gab was a threat to civilization due to the many neo-Nazi and Alt-Right users posting there, something which has only been known about since Gab's first week of operation.

The media decided that Nazi types were using freedom of speech as a shield to hide behind, because these days freedom of speech is dangerous unless you're using it to say acceptable things. Since the media thinks it has freedom of speech, and never does anything worthwhile with it, the idea of other people doing anything different is somehow newsworthy. The result was that about a dozen companies booted or dropped Gab to get good PR, and Gab was forced offline. The gallery immediately below contains the final month of Bowers' heel-clickin' shitpostin' activity on Gab, before his account was scrubbed.


Halloween Comeback

In the good ol'murican town of New Port Richey, Florida, home owners make a sick comeback with lulz Halloween decorations. Infinite butthurt ensued.


Freedom of speech at its best

Expert Investigator in Jews Commentary

This attack was not calculated or prepared in depth. The goyim knew some facts about Jews and their secret clubs or groups or mafia or establishments. Yet he attacked some nobody, geriatric religious worshipers. He could’ve attacked some Freemason or Illuminati temples where these corrupted or pedophile politicians or actors or whoever tend to gather to discuss further plans of world domination in order to continue their great quest. Over all this attack was pretty much useless and wouldn’t make these Jews (the real pedophile elderly Jews who travel to Sharjah Ruler palace and similar places to engage in child sex) scared the bit. Humph.

The (((ADL))) has called this "likely the deadliest attack on the Jewish community in the history of the United States." Which gives you some idea of what a protected species the j00z really are. Eleven killed in one incident is less deadly than the average minibus crash, and it took about 250 years to happen.

Vidja


Graded score

Graded score
Kill count: 11/20
Accuracy: 13/20 (6 injured)
Style: 20/20 Shooting jews
Butthurt: 17/20 Giving Trump the blame as usual
Bonus: 20/20 Fresh Jew Pizza
Total score: 81/100 (B)
 
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ZOG


See also

 
"But this time, the sheeple ignored his attempts to warn them"

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