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Trent Reznor
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Trent Reznor, frontman, vocalist, guitarist, bassist, keyboard, drums, vuvuzela, sitar, didgeridoo, accordion, maraca, tubist and xylophonist for Nine Inch Nails, more recently How To Destroy Angels, and Severus Snape impersonator for children's birthday parties, is a pioneer and role model to faggoths everywhere. Since the late 1980s Trent has been putting out angst ridden music for teenagers to cut themselves to. However, in the web 2.0 era of the 2000s, Trent has found something even more dark and disturbing: Social Networking. And in 2011 he won an Oscar, for putting some dull background music on a movie about Mark Zuckerberg. Lol.
—Trent's attitude is nothing new. The comments are priceless. | ||
Twitter Crap
Despite being the icon of thousand of gothic fags throughout the world for the better part of 20 years, Trent has recently found himself a place as one of the more notable trolls on Twitter. Here is a quote directed at former Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman Chris Cornell, a fellow tweeter:
—Trent - telling it like it is. | ||
The AngieZ. Story
Sometime in early may 2009, a blogger from Massachusetts named Angela L. Zajac made the mistake of @messaging Trent just after he had received a crushing blow from Apple telling him that his long anticipated iPhone application had been rejected due to controversial content. That content being The Downward Spiral, Nine Inch Nails' 1994 album that included the song "Closer", which is widely known for its chorus, " I want to fuck you like an animal".
Obviously, calling a devoted fan a "parasitic delusional asshole" after she asked a simple question was not enough. Trent then showed his prowess as an E-detective by dropping dox on the bitch on Twitter. Yes, this really happened.
—@trent_reznor | ||
—@conflagration4u | ||
—@conflagration4u | ||
—@weathermaned | ||
@conflagration4u gets b&
Reznor's PR squad clearly steps in
—@trent_reznor | ||
—@trent_reznor | ||
'Time passes.'
'Reznor gets his phone back.'
—@trent_reznor | ||
LOL Disregard, AngieZ is a twat!!
Much evidence has been shown in the coming days of why Trent Reznor in fact freaked out on AngieZ, it has been shown that indeed it wasn't for the small little comment that she made about the iPhone app. Being denied. No, it's a fact that she's actually probably a typical crazed NIN fan herself who was butthurt cuz Trent was getting engaged...! ZOMG!!
—AngieZ bawwing over the fact that Trent doesn't want to put his cock in her mud-hole. | ||
It's hard to tell where it started and where it ended. It seems that either AngieZ a delusional 16-year old girl who was butt-hurt because she didn't win her NIN tickets OR she's a whiny 13-year old boy who was butt-hurt because Trent didn't want to marry her, either way BAAAAAAAW!
Much evidence is shown to support this up, not only that but in AngieZ blog she BALETTED FUCKING EVERYTHING because she was so butt hurt from her own anal raping she was afraid that the prolapse of people who have brains would come in and not sign up to her shitty blog website, which is proof with the link below which shows no links not even if you sign up. LOL. If there was more truth to this, why isn't the entry still there?
AngieZ gallery of Fail
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LOL no wonder why Trent went off on ”plump” chicks! -
AngieZ jealous because Trent is going out with a girl who doesn't look like a crack whore for a change. -
AngieZ very worried that Trent worked so hard all these years to throw it away for some girl. -
AngieZ got a short memory span, probably from all the crack shelickssmokes! -
Jew vs. No one
Jew is AngieZ possible cock whore. The site which they use for the blog is the same, not only that but Jew seems to think that Trent Reznor is somehow butting heads with him. It was actually shown however Fred just wanted to push his new line of @ Jew vs. @trentreznor t-shirts. LOL wut? Thus destroying any credibility he had (if any).
Jew was butthurt because helping out Eric (who was in dire need of a transplant, which Trent help to raise in a total of 750 000 dollars), was a PR stunt. This is true because Trent didn't have to do fuck all for him if he wanted to. Or was Jew butt-hurt because Eric's sister seemed to be promoting socialized health care?
—Jew, Champion of the people! | ||
Was Trent helping out Eric a PR Stunt? Is he in fact trying to get health care to be covered for everyone and turn it into a communist society? Does Trent REALLY have a 7.5 inch penis?! It seems like Jew did indeed do it for principles! Because this is [America] and he is against censorship, and free health care!! It seems like he may not have only done it for lulz but also free t-shits t-shirts. Buy them!! Very high quality!!
Quitting The Internet forever
As of Mid June 2009, Trent Reznor is officially done with social networking. We have heard a lot of people say this before. We will have to wait and see.
—Trent Reznor - Just now figuring out that 99% of the world is idiots | ||
—Trent Reznor - About to be told how to feel | ||
However, it seems that he has a new twitter account named @halo7557 because he can't stop defending his fiance.
@Ponder_Rosa You're right about one thing - it sucks to be you. 5:31 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to Ponder_Rosa @Ponder_Rosa appears as Miss July in "Anonymous Internet Troll Monthly" featuring the internet's most cowardly commenters. Congrats! 5:08 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to Ponder_Rosa @Ponder_Rosa Right... I can smell PUSSY right through the internet. 5:02 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to Ponder_Rosa RT @andreaurbanfox My incredibly hairy pussy wont stop itching! Any of you other fucking loser skanks have any suggestions? 4:57 AM Jul 13th from web @Ponder_Rosa I'm betting you are a sad, lonely, ugly bitch. Close? 4:54 AM Jul 13th from web @RemySoho You're a prostitute? Comedy gold. Talk about role-playing. 3:27 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to RemySoho Weathered loser NOBODIES with nothing better to do. Pathetic, truly. 3:26 PM Jun 30th from web @AndreaUrbanFox How many TR mentions today? You thrive on the attention and you're obsessed, along with your troll collection. 3:25 PM Jun 30th from web @AndreaUrbanFox LOVE your whining about being "attacked". Who started all the shit in the first place? Poor fucking baby. 12:40 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to AndreaUrbanFox @thirteen_31 That's what you want, right? That's the point - get some attention? Feel important? 11:33 AM Jun 28th from web in reply to thirteen_31 Funny watching all these people who simply try to start shit. Little nobodies leading unremarkable lives. 11:18 AM Jun 28th from web @thirteen_31 You really have NOTHING to say, huh? Just another nobody talking shit because you have no life whatsoever. Sound about right? 11:16 AM Jun 28th from web in reply to thirteen_31 @AndreaUrbanFox Yeah, probably not. 7:46 AM Jun 28th from web @AndreaUrbanFox You spend an AWFUL lot of time trying to mess with @trent_reznor. Don't you have anything else to do? 7:40 AM Jun 28th from web in reply to AndreaUrbanFox
Fallout and Aftermath
Trent may have quit the internet forever, but it seems that forever is quite a short amount of time. On June 11, he was seen on the NIN messageboard trying to explain that when he calls people "plump losers" he doesn't really mean that in a bad way. In this annoyingly monstrous thread you can see this spoiled internet asshole still trying to remove the foot he had placed in his mouth...but he swears, this is the last time you will hear from him about the subject.
—Trent "Plump Cheeks" Reznor, right after he equated plump people to being unworthy. | ||
Who in the music world uses such ideals as "worthiness" unless they are some sort of elitist douchebag? Is that what a snob like Reznor really thinks about his fans? The thread was then quickly locked and closed from further comment, even though a couple NIN asslickers managed to get a few posts in before Trent figured out how to "turn his shit off." Unfortunately for Reznor, he can't turn off the rest of the internet, where his "foot in mouth" disease is being discussed at great length, further exacerbating his "hurt in butt" disease:
—From this blog post. The post goes on for quite a while. | ||
At some point during the discussion, several individuals brought up the very point that Trent had abused the power he has over his site's members by passing out their information. Some went so far as to theorize that Reznor might egg the "NIN Army" into action to such an extent that they might even harm forum users he disagrees with IRL. But that could never happen...right?
—While it may be overcautious, who knows what a die hard NIN fans might be capable of if commanded by their lord and master? | ||
It is also theorized that Reznor manipulates his fans, suggesting that some people who do not agree with him might be better off committing suicide. Of course, the raging internet is aghast at his implication, because most people are as big a faggot as Reznor is, even though most of them should really take his advice. Nevertheless, there were several "Frankly, I am shocked" replies.
—While it is nice that you are calling Reznor a pussy, but who cares if his fans slit their wrists? | ||
As of mid-July, raging and frustrated after a long and fierce battle with upstanding denizens of the internet, Trent emoquit Twitter. And nothing of value was lost.
Well, look here, he's back.
iPhone Application Gets the Go Ahead
After all of this drama and strife, Trent, internet asshole extraordinaire managed to get his iPhone application okayed by Apple. While one might postulate that, in typical Reznor fashion, he whined and cried about it enough that Apple just gave the application the go ahead to shut his ever-simpering mouth, it might also be hypothesized that it is Trent's ability to browbeat and overwhelm people with his retarded hostility that got the job done. Perhaps it was this invective laced reply email he sent to Apple after he learned of the Downward Spiral application was initially denied:
—From Trent's "How to Write a Business Letter" manual. | ||
He later tries to explain his position on the iPhone and proves once and for all that he is a complete jackoff with this pathetic attempt at "computer savvy:"
—He loves Apple...it are FACT. | ||
Now that the iPhone application has been okayed and is ready for download, one would wonder why a person would ever want to have this retard's crap on their smartphone, but alas, there will always be a majority of idiots in this world who enjoy shitty music and the taste of some elitist snob's asshole. Trent went on to gloat over his minor victory as if he had just made a new platinum album...which he hasn't done in the United States since 1999.
—If he worked as hard on albums as he does trolling his fans and verbally abusing Apple, he might actually make some good music. No, probably not. | ||
Reznor's Bedroom Habits
—Candles, eh? Does your child bride know about this Trent? She can find out here[1]. | ||
In 2009 he got married to an Azn tranny with the perfect tranny name, Mariqueen.[2]
Video
Douchebag Trent and some lackey explain
the iPhone application...and how to stalk people
who you may or may not like from their Twitter posts.
Microwaving "The Fragile"
How he came to be.
The Pain Series becomes animated
See Also
External Links
- Nine Inch Nails Official Website
- How To Destroy Angels Official Website
- Trent is leaving the internet forever
- Trent Reznor on Twitter Trent's Twitter page (he's back, apparently).
- Trent disses Chris Cornell
- AngieZ's blog
- Jew compares NIN #eric fans to nazis?! LOL Hurry before Baleteed!
- Jew's Blog detailing the story of Trent's twitter tantrums
- Epic fail live - Trent drunkenly falls off the stage, repeatedly stumbles, fucks up lyrics, etc.
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| Featured article June 22, 2009 | ||
| Preceded by Joseph Fritzl |
Trent Reznor | Succeeded by Online Blackjack |
