Food

Food is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is America's favorite pastime as it gives fat people their blubber. Enemy of 16 year old girls and breatharians alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat too much, others not enough, regardless, all food eventually becomes poop.

Spermatozoa; recommended by the U.S. Surgeon General's office.

History

Once upon a time, food was healthy. People blissfully ate burgers and steak, and followed it up with deep-fried lard for dessert. Then, in 1972, scientists screwed everything up by reporting that unless you want to spend your thirty-fifth birthday clutching your chest and turning blue, you better live on tofu and wheatgrass juice. The American populace responded by giving the scientists the finger and becoming the most obese nation on Earth.

On the internet

Because most internet-users are fat pieces of shit who can't look at porn while in work/school, thousands of websites, blogs and forums exist for the purpose of discussing food.

• PETA Suggests people subsist on their own secretions. Staffed entirely by furries, they are constantly monitored by the FBI who suspects them of plotting violent assault on hamster ranchers.

• Alcoholics Anonymous Falsely claims that it is impossible to survive on malt whiskey and beer, something the Irish disprove every day.

• Oprah's Hit List of Pro-anorexia sites Sites that angered Oprah by announcing all food is the work of the devil. Sites contain helpful tips on sport vomiting, passing out, and calorie counts for oxygen. Oprah suggests we strike back by eating those with anorexia.

• Atkins Center Caused great rejoicing among all peoples when it announced the healthiest diet was twelve pounds of beef a day but no toast.

• Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine Jealous quack killjoys who say Atkins is a liar and that we should take out big fat life insurance policies on our loved ones if they are on his diet.

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Meat

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  What the fuck is the point of that?!?!?
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  An appropriate use for food
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  Some delicious German sausage.
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  Bird Food

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  Ears are delicious
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  Everyone loves Mexican food!
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  It's the American way, bitch!
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  Turtle Soup is part of Shredder's balanced diet
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  Typical foreign food
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  Human cock is also food
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  Not food except in Taiwan or if you're Armin Meiwes.
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  In Asia, animal cock is food.
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  Mike Tyson's well advertised grill. He often uses the catchphrase "I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!"
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  Some people even like to mix food with their favorite pastime. Or maybe it was just a dell that over heated
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  Food can be practical too.
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  Well seasoned meat.
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  Chicken Feet
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  Cow Brains
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  Cow Dick
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  Tuna Eye
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  Water Bugs

Candy And Sweets

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  Food thief
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Fruits And Vegetables

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  Pineapple is good
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Other Food

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  There are no KFCs in Africa, which is why everyone there is starving
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  This passes as food for niggers
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  Jewish coasters.
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  A loaf is fine too...
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  How to get free food at McDonald's.
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  Food is served on a plate, and people often drool as they eat
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  The USDA Food Pyramid
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  Found Him!
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Classic Cooking

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  "Banana" Candle
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  Frosted Ribbon Loaf
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  Ham And Bananas Hollandaise
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  I don't even know... ಠ_ಠ
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  Jellied Tomato Refresher
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  Lime Cheese Salad
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  Monterey Soufflé Salad
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  Perfection Salad
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  Shrimp Sandwich Roll
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  Spam ‘n’ Limas
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  Tuna And Jell-o Pie

Where To Obtain Food

• Burger King
• KFC - if you're a nigger.
• Kitchen - if you still reside with your mom, you pathetic fuck.
• McDonald's - if you're a ty
• Taco Bell - if you're a basement dweller.
• Subway - if you're an overly effeminent faggot named Jared.

See Also

Loaf in the toilet.

• Ck/
• Eating disorder
• Food pyramid
• Food Not Bombs
• Fat
• Fauxlimia
• Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears
• Pro-ana

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