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Bram Cohen

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Bram Cohen is the creator of Bittorrent, the newest God in the hacker pantheon, and an asshole. He is also a keen porn collector and claims to suffer from Asperger's Syndrome. He is also a Jew. Like other Jews, Bram Cohen cannot get his ass a real job, instead living on charitable donations given by him from adoring geeks who are simply glad he created Bittorrent.

Bram Cohen on the set of his latest flick.
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Typical torrent client, notice the lag and extremely slow upload speeds.

People Who Hate Bram Cohen

Microsoft hates Bram Cohen because they didn't have the imagination to think of Bittorrent first. Not only did they not think of Bittorrent, they ignored it completely. As a result, Bill Gates feels embarrassed and wants to run Bram Cohen out of business. Bram Cohen's response is that they are all talk and no action.

The RIAA and MPAA hate Bram Cohen because they know people won't spend $$$ on music and movies if they can get it for free. Bram Cohen has stated numerous times that, although his hands are clean, the RIAA would love to get their grubby hands on him. Unfortunately, an old statement hidden on his website revealing that he wants to create "digital piracy" has landed him in a legally awkward position.

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See Also

BitTorrent RIAA

External Links

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