Donald Trump

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The Donald, or President Donald Jesus Trump or actually Donald Drumpf (Did Nothing Wrong), is a god amongst men. Never half-piss around when President Donald is around cause he'll rape you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for libel, and pillage your clan of its cattle. President Donald Trump is a fucking genius. One fact that proves just how much of a genius The Donald is, he has personally gone bankrupt four fucking times. Wrong, faggot.He's pissed away billions of dollars and yet people still get in line to give this asshole their money. In addition to the power to dupe Jews and goyim out of their money, President Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though he continues to get older, his girlfriends never age beyond 23. This power is also known as "money," and allows even an ugly, paunchy, used car salesman like President Trump to score more tail than you ever will. Fags at ED stand behind him every step of the way.

	“	I would look her in that fat, ugly face of hers and say 'Rosie, you're fired!'	„
	—President Donald Trump

Make America great again!

He also has his own world renowned television show, in which he makes niggers and women do his work for him. Recently President Trump is running for president and has, surprisingly, been supported by many. On the other hand, many lulz were had at his expense. The Donald is a primordial source of lulz, for example he was what caused Loki to cut off Sif's golden hair because The Donald only deserves the best in toupées.

Just another day on President Trump's Twitter account.

ED Approved

HEY THERE! Hey, Donald Trump! I saw what you did with Rosie. I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

The Donald gets the Encyclopedia Dramatica seal of approval.

Sif's hair toupée.

Life of Leisure

President Trump during his daily routine.

President Trump spends his days in his Manhattan home, eating delicious cake and playing with himself. He dreams of Jessi Slaughter and faps his 24 karat gilded five inch penis. In recent years he has begun to lure in little boys with wads of cash to have sex with him. President Trump, being the latent homosexual that is his agenda, is the sole financial source behind Boku no Pico. It is rumored that the plot is inspired by President Trump's childhood, but given how much President Trump brags about his accomplishments, if he did have such an awesome childhood--he'd never shut the fuck up about it. It is speculated that he will pander to militant homosexuals after he locks up the GOP nomination. He also has an extensive wardrobe, which ranges from green business suits to skimpy, black panties. It should be noted that President Trump has managed to bankrupt his entire business empire, twice, the first time it was a chain of casino resorts, which even those with the most tenuous grasp on economics, will tell you is fucking impossible unless you are a hire complete and utter retards. Both times President Trump got back on his feet again, from a combination of giving blowjobs to his neo-con friends (including the Clintons) and begging for bailouts from the government. The joke is on you cause he has "fuck you" money many times over and you are reading this not fully clothed.

The Apprentice

President Trump's great reality television show is called The Apprentice. The show also has a retarded brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including Lil' Jon, La Toya Jackson, and that one fat guy. President Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer Meatloaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be hosting the next The Celebrity Apprentice because even President Donald Trump's job has been stolen by an immigrant.

2012 Presidential Election

	“	I do not know what the 13 stripes represent [on the US flag].	„
	—President Donald Trump on The Colbert Report

2016 Presidential Election

Self Explanatory.

The Trump Train has no brakes!

If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.

This is what stormfags actually beleive.

	“	To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a retarded neurosurgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of President Donald Trump—a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense. That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked President Trump right off the bat about President Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”	„
	— --Bill Maher, a typical libtard who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."

	“	Sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.	„
	—Chris-chan stumps the Trump. (Now that Chris-chan's a shemale, he's a leftist.)

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Trump 'Make America Great Again' Hat Meme

In 2015, President Trump introduced his campaign swag bearing the slogan 'Make America Great Again'.

By the end of 2016, it is expected that everyone in America who isn't a SJW or ISIS member will be sporting the popular 'Make America Great Again' ballcap   

Rick Wilson

Dopey cuckservative, father of aspiring piss-pimp.

Wilson smeared Trump supporters, leading to a scathing Gawker/Buzzfeed expose of his son's racist piss erotica.

Within the frigid depths of January, 2016, Republican media consultant and adviser to multiple failed candidates Rick Wilson railed against Trump the only way he knew how. During a television interview, Wilson denounced Trump's younger supporters as childless men who fap to anime and will never amount to anything. Though none can deny the obvious truth of such a statement, said lack of refutation did nothing to deter something along the lines of blowback.

Watchful and doubtlessly butthurt Trumpenkriegers almost immediately discovered that Wilson's son was a 19 year old layabout whose primary activity was writing and publishing blatantly cringeworthy snuff and rape fapfiction. In particular, Rick Wilson's son, Andrew Wilson, enjoys fantasizing about brutally beating and raping prostitutes and pissing down their throats. It appears as though Wilson has yet to realize the hypocrisy of the situation, as his own deviant wastrel is no better than the weeaboos he openly loathes.

Products and companies President Trump asks you to boycott

• Oreo cookies
• Carrier Air Conditioners
• Pfizer Pharmaceuticals
• Starbucks
• Apple
• Mexican Drugs
• Chinese Products

Trump is not his real name

Donny's grandpa was originally a German, but because he didn't want to pay taxes or serve in the military he fled to the USA, with only the money he owned the German government and his new slogan: Toll machts frei. But there was a problem when you are named Drumpf in 1885's USA. So he illegally started using another name, that didn't sound as German. After returning to Germany to marry, only to return to Queens again, grandpa Friedrich died from the Spanish Flu. He made his fortune in US by having a brothel/hotel.

	“	For single men the Arctic has excellent accommodations as well as the best restaurant in Bennett, but I would not advise respectable women to go there to sleep as they are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings – and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex	„
	—Yukon Sun

• The first Trump hotel was known for selling prostitutes. A practice that still goes on to this day
• Just like his grandpa, Donald is also known for tax evasion.
• His actual name is Drumpf

Videos

The notorious suppressed 1991 documentary

Don't go stealing Donald's Thunder

Trump supporter telling it like it is!

Donald Trump is ISIS' number one recruiter.

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The Gallery

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  Hebrew writing plaque in Donald Trump's office - another proof that he into Jewry
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  Trump giving handshake to Jewred Kushner
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  Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.
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  Pre-gaming for the Bohemian Grove.
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  People will literally die for Trump.
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  It's real like your waifu's orgasms.
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  The inability to make good memes is why the leftists will lose in 2016.
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  Not shooped.

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  President Trump with his personal staff.
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  i think teh donald is a pretty cool guy. eh demands birth certificate and doesnt afraid of Chinese.
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  Another sort of people also support Trump.
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  You Mad?
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  "Change Niggaz!"
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  O rly?
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  Pew pew pew pew
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  Proof that you can ruin food by simply pointing at it.
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  [https://archive.is/X26Ep Trump, putting the "ss" back in "business".
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  Donald's cat.
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  Donald's rat.
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  Setting the standard.
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  When you see it, you'll shit brix.
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  He's in your sky, ruining your views.
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  Rosie O'Donnell, the Donald's only natural enemy.
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  Trump gets pwned on Twitter.
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  Trump pals around with his friend Rudy Ghouliani.
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  Trump's position on the Jews is mixed.
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  Donald Trump back in 1985
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  God Emperor Trump

See Also

• Dolan Trump
• Bernie Madoff
• Bernie Sanders
• Business
• Blaming China
• Fired
• God
• Jews
• Money
• Rosie
• The Man
• The True God

External Links

• Trump the Master Persuader Wizard
• Now you too can stump the trump
• The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.
• Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama - lol
• Trump the Donald literally.

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