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Animal Wilson
Bryan "Animal" Wilson is an unusual ED subject, in that he desired an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, but then successfully sought the removal of said content, instead of dealing with it like other people who know when to quit. After writing a crap stub on himself, complete with a demand that other EDiots complete it for him, he successfully lobbied for certain content to be deleted, along with the article itself, despite the work of other EDiots (or "janitors" as he calls us). Contrary to expectations, Bryan subsequently intensified his attention whoring by adding images of himself to the aquaphilia and foot fetish articles, and generally changing from a pretty cool guy into a raging dick.
EDiot
Our friend has a long history with Encyclopedia Dramatica, having had an account at least since 2008. A ride on the Wayback Machine reveals that Tfo had requested n00dz, but it is unclear whether they were delivered.
Fast forward to 2014, and Bryan's triumphant return to the current and best incarnation of ED as several socks, at least one of which is a sysop., and Encyclopedia Dramatica is under new management... a challenger appeared, and dropped a turd of an article, ostensibly about himself, onto our beloved site. This crapstub consisted solely of the following, plus some now dead links:
Because it is our job to improve content, the unloading of this crapstub autobiography dumped the task of writing his article into the laps of other EDiots, who haven't even heard of this particular faggot. Surprise was had by many, and penis pix were added to Encyclopedia Dramatica's growing cache of naked furries, when "Animal" uploaded his n00dz last Thursday.
After the article was up for a while, it was suddenly deleted and nobody knows why. Now that Bryan has taken to being a gigantic faggot riding a high horse with a dildo for a saddle, this article has been restored and lovingly updated. Its original title was "Bryan 'Animal' Wilson, an appropriate set of initials for someone who bitches about content he uploads himself.
WHY OH WHY WON'T ANYONE DOX ME? ;_;
Nobody took him up on the offer to dox him then, and nobody cares enough to do it now. This surprising challenge to find his dox is nothing new for Bryan, however. It turns out he has been doing this kind of shit since the encyclopediadramatica.com days.
Superior to you
According to Bryan, all decent content on ED is due to his presence. Without his excellent writing, ED would surely fail. In addition, he proudly boasts to the welfare-drawing populace of ED that in addition to being beautiful, he is also loaded, because you've never donated a dime, have you? If you have donated, it's because the only decent contribution you can make is a financial one, you unwashed peasant.
Not content with boasting about his superb prose and financial fealty, he took to EDF2 to accuse an 18 year old girl of attempting to dox him. Why anyone would want to dox someone who adds uncontroversial content remains unclear. Despite not being associated with the worst of ED, he is now under the shelter of his tinfoil hat, shivering in fear of being doxed by what appears to be a young EDiot.
—Dickriding accusations? From the man who made this? | ||
Not content with embodying the Jacknstock theory, with his authorship of all the "good content" on ED, Bryan decided to grace EDF2 with his less than endearing presence. He was welcomed with open arms there, to the relief of every other facet of the ED community.
—Trevor Fitzroy | ||
sick puppy goes by brian in real life but its actually his middle name. this is because he hates his first name and if you knew what it was you would understand why lol. he lives all alone in a shit apartment in hillbilly state of ohio almost in michigan. another shit state. not even pets want to be his roommate!!
he lives sad life since the fact that he's almost 30 and not married or anything. he has only had sex with like 1 girl and that was 3 years ago!! he says its because he's not ready to be settled down yet but really he just sucks with relationships and girls in general. he can't even cyber right.
an example of his friends: one is name mike and he likes to get sweaty and wrestle with him like a manly man. and mike is a medievil lord of the rings larper fag that plays dungeons and dragons and even though brian doesn't like the game he still plays it just so he can make his loser friend happy. brian also likes going to the gym a lot to hang out with other sweaty guys. his favorite part is the showers afterwards!!
he is kind of a furry and likes to pretend to be a wolf in his online life which is his favorite over his real life. he doesn't wear deoderant because he thinks its un natural so he smells like a filthy animal. he showers by only washing his hair and then using only water on his body (not soap) so he will stink even more. maybe that's why he's still single lol.
next time he shouldn't leave his internet open when he has friends over so they can't let everyone know how much of a loser he is!! lol u mad? good luck at your new job fag
In yet another attempt to get the trolls to dox him, he used a sock to create the page above. Later he would explain that it was in fact his roommate who did it!
How do I private messages?
After returning Encyclopedia Dramatica again, Animal headed directly to IRC, however his stay was short-lived.
Due to his superiority complex, it wasn't long before he was locking horns with several of IRC's titans on a daily basis.
And when he wasn't doing that, it was well known that he would hit on younger members in IRC channels, even PMing shirtless selfies to them.
Yes, seriously.
So to nobody's surprise, Animal Vermin was told to GTFO.
Once he was no longer hanging out in IRC, Animal's mental health was quickly deteriorating as his victim complex went into overdrive. While he happily volunteered information about himself in early 2014 in hopes of getting an ED article, his paranoia kicked in sometime around August.
Animal had already hinted that he contributed to Encyclopedia Dramatica.com, and later made a point to remind everyone of the fact with his Sickpuppy account. Yet when someone added his picture to their personal fap vault, he seized the opportunity to complain to zaiger that he was being stalked! Oh how terrible! By now, like any other IRC reject, he joined the forums which only hastened his mental instability. And when someone posted the same picture again, Animal quickly accused them of being an obsessive stalker. A sole forum member liked his post out of sheer pity. It wouldn't be long before everyone on the forums would see that he was in fact a victim of bullying from IRC, any day now.
Sadly for our beloved Animal, his victim complex failed to yield the attention that he so desperately craved and in desperation he decided to accuse a third person of stalking him, who was simply curious how someone with an account less than a couple weeks old got sysop on the wiki. Animal was enraged by this probing into his personal life and re-posted the private conversation for all to see, hoping to expose a global IRC conspiracy against him.
Despite noone giving a shit, he proceeded to spread his butthurt across the forums.
It turns out Animal was still raging in private over phobos, like everyone else on the forums does, and he was busy sharing phobos faildox. When confronted with this, he attempted to backpedal and claimed he was it was all a test the entire time. However, the post above to the right confirmed that Animal was lying through his teeth again.
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Not a furry
The profile he provided to ED staff indicates that he is a heterosexual stoner furry, 6'1'', about a buck and a half in weight. Animal's well-toned physique indicates he is probably good in the sack, and we are looking forward to seeing porn with his partner soon. He claims to be a member of the furry fandom, but this remains uncertain. Perhaps certain furries are willing to come forth and add their yiffchats here, but until then, we only have his word, and his fursona, to attest to this damnable offense.
—We are waiting on those tens of pageviews | ||
After YouTube shut down his channel for being thinly veiled foot fap material and gasping, which is apparently against their terms of service or something, Bryan set up shop on Xtube. DELETED
—Bryan, dickriding, you say? | ||
Aspiring musician
Moar info: Animal Wilson/Music.
Animal fancies himself a talented vocalist and has previously used such dubious skill primarily to flatter, or "dickride" in his vernacular, various sysops.
Gallery of attention whoring
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Mentioning any of these images will result in you being labeled a stalker! |
At first, our hero tried to get away with posting only shirtless semi-nudes, PG-13 shit, as seen below. Little did anyone realize, what would happen next...
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Beautiful creature, or filthy animal? PLACE BETS NOW
Unexpectedly, our subject delivered nudes on January 2, 2013 much to the glee of hipcrime. After much wailing and wringing of hands by the mods at our forums, this article you are reading now was deleted. After waking to find this atrocity, the article was restored to its former glory, and a cheer came from EDiots everywhere, especially the gays and furries.
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I came
Cute, right? Totally heterosexual though, except those videos where he shows his collection of sk8r feet. Someone with such an extensive collection of images of the male foot would never be considered a homosexual, right?
And being a tryhard
See also
- Attention whore
- Shameless self promotion
- Unwarranted self importance
- Vermin
- Writing yourself into an article
External links
Bio/homepage Personal infoArchive.today and ED backups.YouTube VideosInstagram PhotosXtube channelas BreathHoldingBeast
- https://web.archive.org/web/20110127010916/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:NirvanaNChains22&action=history
- https://web.archive.org/web/20110125110306/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:NirvanaNChains22
- https://web.archive.org/web/20110125110250/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:NirvanaNChains22
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