This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry.
You can help by learning from their mistakes.
Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR!

This user is a member of the ~~Hitler~~ ED Youth and an
~~Aryan~~ ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.

You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

WARNING
This user is a filthy fucking furfag.

You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them.
Watch the CSI episode where it all happens.

This user appreciates Hipcrime. Come sign the Hipcrime Appreciation Station to show your appreciation.

Who let this fgt in???

Even though I'm a skinny energetic young man, I'm too lazy to write my own personal article without it sounding like a lame attempt at a vanity piece, but praise Allah it was hijacked by a notorious deviant named Hipcrime who EDiotified it to satirical perfection. Seeing fresh bait, he marked his prey and immediately swooped in. Cunning, aggressive requests/demands were made along with a deal with the devil. No longer able to contain the animal inside me that was screaming to stay true to its instinct and take up said challenge, my n00dz were quickly extracted for all of ED (especially Hipcrime) to see. If you fapped to them, pls leave me a message so I know just how many people I'm touching with my contributions.

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Big-time fan, small-time contributor. My biggest contributions have been to Cigarskunk, including being the original poster of his real name and IRL photo many years and many moons ago, back before ED had a third-world country suffix in its URL. He still hasn't thanked me for it.

Schnookums is a cute weasel

KILL

YOURSELF

FAGGOT