Darviela Maravarona

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Darviela and his cat (aka her girlfriend's pussy)

Darviela Maravarona is an autistic Savant who thinks the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to prove himself right trough retard logic.

Darviela's "Dox"

File:Darvelasnape.jpg

Unconfirmed evidence that Darviela may be Snape's long lost son.

Darviela Maravarona's Dox

http://www.shortText.com/z420kv

Staticman's Dox

http://www.savefile.com/files/1456466

Charmander's DOX (She may be moving soon.) Not anymore, her boyfriend punched her int he face and kicked her out.

http://shorttext.com/fbom2hysp

Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius

Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started going to college sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

Darviela: Anagrams

Darviela Maravarona admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names darviela has used in the past make little sense when put through an Anagram Generatorthere is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend. Below is a listing of the more common names that darviela has identified himself as.

• - Darviela Maravarona
• - Valaria Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
• - Valdivindel Blackheart
• - Ventargo Malakatrinkus
• - Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)
• - Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
• - Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
• - A pair of Sevens
• - Xenuria (eve online name)

Darviela: Funfacts

• - Darviela tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock (Who wouldn't?)
• - If you ask Darviela about hockles he will instantly change the topic, to turtles
• - Darviela is a "Polymathic Paragon of Human Potential" (his words)
• - Darviela is Androgynous
• - After reading this, Darviela will try to either blank it out or add his own faggy shit to it
• - Darviela once ate a small child and proceded to blame it on The Jews
• - Darviela is an emo emo emo emo emo emo emo + emo emo emo. He is also a lil crapper. who dosen't afraid of anything.
• - Darviela is a communist!
• - Darviela has been spotted on Suicide Girls claiming women are attracted to him because they are reminded of their OBGYN and that he would like to be raped by a female, although he acknowledges he will be a virgin forever.

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