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Cheetawolf
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Eric "Cheetawolf" McGaugh is a prepubescent failure responsible for the hundreds of sirenfaggots and 12 year old boys since 2008. The first thing he ever did was take a big diarrhea shit in front of his dad's car. It was a splendid day for coprophiliacs around the world. This had attracted many perverted 50 year old lolicon, and of course Chris Hansen.
How the bullshit began
Since last Thursday, no word was ever heard of him, leaving the happy citizens of Youtube in peace. In the summer of 2008, he discovered the grand cum canyon known as Youtube, and decided to make a video. Unlike normal videos of cartoon porn and foreign people being killed by police, he decided to make a cartoon of a siren and his favorite Pokemon. This caused massive rage and cancer among sirenfags and 12 year old boys in their own community, before they realized what had been unleashed. Cheetawolf became increasingly obsessed with the 'Federal Thunderbolt Siren', which is a piece of shit hung on a pole. Eric McGaugh constantly had epic wet dreams about them blowing up 'Whelen' sirens. The luckiest achievement was when he took a video of his own shit (OH GOD MY EYES, MY PRECIOUS EYES), and made a video of it flooding his house. Sadly, the video was removed due to ShitTube's Community Guidelines. This resulted in even more lulz when he made a new cancer account later that year. Additionally, some users decided to take it into their own justice to create some fan videos for cheetawolf, however that is for another topic. Here is one of cheetawolf's cancerous videos. Actually, since he deleted these, here's a video hiding the truth as to why he removed the videos. It's obvious he removed them due to chronic assgrief.
Thunderbolt Siren Fetish
The Thunderbolt Siren is a warning siren intended to warn cities of disasters such as tornadoes, wars, and the return of Milli Vanilli. Never did those who made them nor the cities who used them intended for them to be owned by individuals, especially teenage ones with several issues. How one develops a fetish for such a machine is yet to be figured out.
Here's another video of him jizzing himself while recording one of these pieces of shit hung on a pole:
How easily he gets butthurt
Cheetyweef was butthurt when one of these pieces of shit hung on a pole was knocked down. When everyone else was enjoying the fresh air, he was making shitty cancerous videos like the one above about the siren that was removed. In fact, someone has created a video of this piece of shit hung on a pole being removed for epic lulz. If you were to call this child any name, he immediately becomes butthurt. In ages past, someone made a video dedicated to bashing him and everything he enjoyed. Sadly, Cheetawolf got butthurt at this too, and it as since been removed.
Forever alone
What cheetawolf doesn't understand, however is that these pieces of lead paint covered shit on a pole just make sound, they don't grant unlimited monies, fame, or invincibility. The only thing they give him is the crown of Retardville, the throne of weirdness, and becoming a virgin for the rest of his life. People wouldn't even rape this piece of ugly waste aborted tissue. He is almost like Clayranger89, except 999% worse. There is more trolling potential however, as this is a true lolcow waiting to be milked for delicious lulz and win. "Trolling" him goes no further than claiming that the "Thunderbolt siren" is an outdated pile of garbage that should have been scrapped back in the 80s. He now owns his very own Thunderbolt Siren, and has confirmed to himself there is no need to find a girlfriend after all.
Cheetawolf tries comedy
Cheetawolf's obsession with computers is as tolerable as his existence. His first computer used good ol' Microsoft Windows 98. Despite Windows 98 being a piece of shit, cheetawolf thought he could make some lame jokes about it. All of his jokes were completely unfunny, however he did not know when to stop. He failed badly after someone made a video bitching about it, which can be seen below. Nowadays, he strips computers of their hard drives (precious meat stuff to him), and makes shitty videos of breaking them apart in an unfunny way. His main series is "Robot turkey" which is an unfunny Youtube Poop ripoff which has as many redeeming features as American Idol. He also has done "official" Youtube Poops which are also lacking in humor.
Furfaggotry
Cheetawolf is also a known furfag. His idol is Inuyasha from that god awful cartoon Inuyasha (OH SO ORIGINAL!). He rapes broken Thunderbolt sirens and shits on old men. He also enjoys scaring girls away, confirming his status as an eternal virgin. He wears a broken white towel as he pretends to be his Fursona, only to fail miserably while the entire neighborhood laughs at his epic failures. Evidence of this can be found on his channel. If you were to call him a furfag, he would immediatly break out in tears and bitch at you. He will also make a video explaining why you are such a bad person.
Siren "Community"
Cheetawolf is still in the mass retardation orgy known as the "Air Raid Siren Community". This group is almost exclusively composed of butthurt aspies, irritable manchildren, and flat out freaks dedicated to photos, recordings, and collecting broken sirens stolen from the city dumps. The majority of "members" are American men or boys with Cheetawolf failing to be an exception. It was started 10 years ago by some hillbilly who owned a shed full of sirens. Curiously, there are very few female members, possibly hinting at the "values" these siren people hold. If you were to ever oppose any view with these people, prepare to get castrated, skinned, and thrown into a pit of boiling lead paint while being forced to listen to horrible "music".
Links
The official hub for all sirenfags
Bitching about the shit hung on a pole being removed
His parents disagreeing with his fetish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PxeXe2Mp90 - Cancer
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