Kentucky

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Kentucky is named for anal lubricant

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The only good thing to come from Kentucky.

Kentucky, abbreviated KY, is a largely boring state in Dumbfuckistan that was founded by Colonel Sanders and his army of chickens. The natives were pecked to death, and the land was settled by rednecks and fat people who founded its many trailer parks.

Kentucky is known for its fried chicken, hills, hillbillies, meth labs, and toothless residents. Everyone who lives in Kentucky wants to leave Kentucky. There are no internets in Kentucky. If you encounter someone on the internet who claims to be in Kentucky, beware, because that is a lie. To see examples of real Kentuckians, simply watch any episode of Maury.

In a nutshell

	“	We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them Kentuckians	„
	—George Washington

See also

• Incest
• KFC