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* A [[:Category:Epithets|formal term]] for [[Cop|Police Officer]].
* A [[:Category:Epithets|formal term]] for [[Cop|Police Officer]].
* [[Obesity]] as in: ''Put down that fork you fat fucking pig''.
* [[Obesity]] as in: ''Put down that fork you fat fucking pig''.
* What [[Germans|rich people]] call [[Portugal|'''P'''ortugal]], [[Ireland|'''I'''reland]], [[Italy|'''I'''taly]], [[Greece|'''G'''reece]] and [[Spain|'''S'''pain]]
* [[Swine flu]].
* [[Swine flu]].
* A [[fat]], [[Arab|hairy]] but extremely tasty mammal.
* A [[fat]], [[Arab|hairy]] but extremely tasty mammal.
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Trapped within this Jew lies one of the most delicious foods known to man: <font color="pink">'''PORK'''</font>{{tm}}
Trapped within this Jew lies one of the most delicious foods known to man: <font color="pink">'''PORK'''</font>{{tm}}


Pigs can be taught to stand upright, open doors, and even speak a few words of English, but who cares? Tasty animals deserve to be eaten even if intelligent. That's our god-given right as humans!   
Pigs can be taught to stand upright, open doors, and even speak a few words of English. According to [[Peta]], the pig is considered to be the [[Sob story|most abused livestock animal on the planet]] but who cares? Tasty animals deserve to be eaten even if intelligent. That's our god-given right as humans!   


== On Your Plate ==
== On Your Plate ==
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Pork is God's gift to man that can only be eaten by his most [[Irony|chosen people.]] Anything can be improved with a little pork, especially if this comes in the form of bacon. Even pork steak can be improved with bacon ([[seriously]]). Chicken ''cordon bleu?'' Chicken wrapped in bacon, covered with cheese. Bacon wrapped in bacon? Now that's [[divide by zero|apocalyptic yet tasty]].  
Pork is God's gift to man that can only be eaten by his most [[Irony|chosen people.]] Anything can be improved with a little pork, especially if this comes in the form of bacon. Even pork steak can be improved with bacon ([[seriously]]). Chicken ''cordon bleu?'' Chicken wrapped in bacon, covered with cheese. Bacon wrapped in bacon? Now that's [[divide by zero|apocalyptic yet tasty]].  


In modern agriculture, pigs can be used to make delicious, [[meat]]y [[sausage]]s. Before you use a pig for this though, first make very sure that it's not merely a [[furry]] in its [[fursuit]]. If you become embroiled in a love affair with a [[furry]] who has a pig [[fursona]] in which she is a [[BDSM|domme]], then you stand a good chance of being [[Pun|ham]]-[[Fisting|fisted]].
In modern agriculture, pigs can be used to make delicious, [[meat]]y [[sausage]]s. Before you use a pig for this though, first make very sure that it's not merely a [[furry]] in its [[fursuit]]. If you become embroiled in a love affair with a [[furry]] who has a pig [[fursona]] in which she is a [[BDSM|domme]], then you stand a good chance of being [[Pun|ham]]-[[Fisting|fisted]]. Beware: What appears to be a delicious meaty sausage may in fact be [[Andouillette|something rather different.]]


=== Who Doesn't Eat Pork? ===
=== Who Doesn't Eat Pork? ===
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* '''[[Jews]]''': It's not Kosher! Meaning, it reminds them too much of themselves, so eating pigs will mean a one-way ticket to [[Hell]] for eating their own kind. [[Cannibal|Those who don't mind eating their kinfolk]] won't eat it anyway because they [[fail|can't cook]] or use a fucking thermometer.
* '''[[Jews]]''': It's not Kosher! Meaning, it reminds them too much of themselves, so eating pigs will mean a one-way ticket to [[Hell]] for eating their own kind. [[Cannibal|Those who don't mind eating their kinfolk]] won't eat it anyway because they [[fail|can't cook]] or use a fucking thermometer.


* '''[[Arabs|Towel-heads]]''': It's treifah! Meaning, it's the only critter dirtier and smellier than Jews, meaning they won't eat it due to years of Jihad against said Jews (and everyone else). Besides, who wants to go to hell for eating a Jew when you could get 72 virgins for [[jihad|Blowing yourself up]]?  
* '''[[Arabs|Towel-heads]]''': It's haram! Meaning, it's the only critter dirtier and smellier than Jews, meaning they won't eat it due to centuries of Jihad against said Jews (and everyone else). Besides, who wants to go to hell for eating a Jew when you could get 72 virgins for [[jihad|blowing yourself up]]?  


* '''[[Vegetarian|Vegans]]''': It's not from the dirt! Wait, so pigs don't wallow in... whatever. We all know these people have started a long, slow brain death due to lack of proper nutrition from not eating meat, so we'll just let them starve themselves. More meat for us!
* '''[[Vegetarian|Vegans]]''': It's not from the dirt! Wait, so pigs don't wallow in... whatever. We all know these people have started a long, slow brain death due to lack of proper nutrition from not eating meat, so we'll just let them starve themselves. [[win|More meat for us]]!


Oddly, [[Cannibalism|pigs will eat other pigs]] if given the chance. Also, [[truth|human meat tastes like pork]] so, if you run out of money,[[Cannibalism|just eat your annoying neighbors]] for some delicious BBQ.
Oddly, [[Cannibalism|pigs will eat other pigs]] if given the chance. Also, [[truth|human meat tastes like pork]] so, if you run out of money,[[Cannibalism|just eat your annoying neighbors]] for some delicious BBQ.
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Image:S.W.I.N.E.jpg| Tough pig for smoked pork Jerky!
Image:S.W.I.N.E.jpg| Tough pig for smoked pork Jerky!
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Image:Swines.jpg|You are [[pussy|what you eat]].
Image:Swines.jpg|You are [[pussy|what you eat]].
Image:A_farmville_pig.jpg|LOL<br> [http://farmvillefreak.com/farmville-freaks/farmville-scam-beware-of-teacup-pig-notice Teacup Pig]
Image:A_farmville_pig.jpg|LOL<br> [http://farmvillefreak.com/farmville-freaks/farmville-scam-beware-of-teacup-pig-notice Teacup Pig]
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Revision as of 18:24, 14 October 2018

Good for sausage.
How pork should be served.

Pig could relate to:

The common farmyard pig is commonly depicted as being a small adorable pink creature with a squiggly little corkscrew tail and a cheery disposition.

Ha Ha, fuckers, guess again.

The most common type of pig is a gigantic beast, topping a couple hundred pounds, with thick dark hair and warts.

Trapped within this Jew lies one of the most delicious foods known to man: PORK™

Pigs can be taught to stand upright, open doors, and even speak a few words of English. According to Peta, the pig is considered to be the most abused livestock animal on the planet but who cares? Tasty animals deserve to be eaten even if intelligent. That's our god-given right as humans!

On Your Plate

Troll or Miracle?

Pork is God's gift to man that can only be eaten by his most chosen people. Anything can be improved with a little pork, especially if this comes in the form of bacon. Even pork steak can be improved with bacon (seriously). Chicken cordon bleu? Chicken wrapped in bacon, covered with cheese. Bacon wrapped in bacon? Now that's apocalyptic yet tasty.

In modern agriculture, pigs can be used to make delicious, meaty sausages. Before you use a pig for this though, first make very sure that it's not merely a furry in its fursuit. If you become embroiled in a love affair with a furry who has a pig fursona in which she is a domme, then you stand a good chance of being ham-fisted. Beware: What appears to be a delicious meaty sausage may in fact be something rather different.

Who Doesn't Eat Pork?

  • Towel-heads: It's haram! Meaning, it's the only critter dirtier and smellier than Jews, meaning they won't eat it due to centuries of Jihad against said Jews (and everyone else). Besides, who wants to go to hell for eating a Jew when you could get 72 virgins for blowing yourself up?
  • Vegans: It's not from the dirt! Wait, so pigs don't wallow in... whatever. We all know these people have started a long, slow brain death due to lack of proper nutrition from not eating meat, so we'll just let them starve themselves. More meat for us!

Oddly, pigs will eat other pigs if given the chance. Also, human meat tastes like pork so, if you run out of money,just eat your annoying neighbors for some delicious BBQ.

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  • According to feminazis, men are pigs.
    According to feminazis, men are pigs.
  • That's more like it!
    That's more like it!
  • Roasting size!
    Roasting size!
  • Tough pig for smoked pork Jerky!
    Tough pig for smoked pork Jerky!
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  • DEAR GOD NO!
    DEAR GOD NO!
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  • Weeaboo furfag cosplays as a pig. Unlike most animals, this species is suitable for furries.
    Weeaboo furfag cosplays as a pig. Unlike most animals, this species is suitable for furries.


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