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'''Def Noodles''' ([[Powerword|Defamation Noodles]])is a [[SJW]] furfag [[fake news]] reporter that's basically an even autistic version of [[DramaAlert]].  
'''Def Noodles''' ([[Powerword|Defamation Noodles]])is a [[SJW]] furfag [[fake news]] reporter that's basically an even more autistic version of [[DramaAlert]].  


On [[JewTube]] he will shit-out videos each day in disguise as the news to feed a social justice propaganda, and [[truth|will never give you the truth]]. He will intensionally hide information that will fuck over his delusional beliefs and tries to hide it with his nonsensical lies he adds to his videos to try and spread his shitty agenda.  
On [[JewTube]] he will shit out videos each day in disguise as the news to feed a social justice propaganda, and [[truth|will never give you the truth]]. He will intensionally hide information that will fuck over his delusional beliefs and tries to hide it with his nonsensical lies he adds to his videos to try and spread his shitty agenda.  


On [[Twatter]] he spews out lies and miss-information he calls the news. Usually taking tweets and out of context clips to try and [[fail|slander someone]]. If not he will get sensitive over the most little of worries, and blow it out proportion the little snowflake he is.
On [[Twatter]] he spews out lies and miss-information he calls the [[false|news]]. Usually taking tweets and out of context clips to try and [[fail|slander someone]]. If not he will get sensitive over the most little of worries, and blow it out proportion the little snowflake he is.


To deflect criticism he hides behind his excuse of being [[lie|"satire"]]. If you try to argue with him on [[Twatter]] he will call a bunch of meaningless buzzwords such as racist, facist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic cunt as his [[none|brain]] is too small to come with actual arguments, not like he can argue against those point's anyways. If you troll him for long enough [[worthless|he will block you on Twatter]].
To deflect criticism he hides behind his excuse of being [[lie|"satire"]]. If you try to argue with him on [[Twatter]] he will call a bunch of meaningless buzzwords such as racist, facist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic as his [[none|brain]] is too small to come with actual arguments, not like he can argue against those point's anyways. If you troll him for long enough [[worthless|he will block you on Twatter]].


He is basically a [[GamerGate]] journalist reborn, he censors the truth, and spread lies about people to prove his self-importance. While hiding behind his obviously bullshit excuse.
He is basically a [[GamerGate]] journalist reborn, he censors the truth, and spread lies about people to prove his self-importance. While hiding behind his obviously bullshit excuse.

Revision as of 02:19, 8 June 2021

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

Def Noodles (Defamation Noodles)is a SJW furfag fake news reporter that's basically an even more autistic version of DramaAlert.

On JewTube he will shit out videos each day in disguise as the news to feed a social justice propaganda, and will never give you the truth. He will intensionally hide information that will fuck over his delusional beliefs and tries to hide it with his nonsensical lies he adds to his videos to try and spread his shitty agenda.

On Twatter he spews out lies and miss-information he calls the news. Usually taking tweets and out of context clips to try and slander someone. If not he will get sensitive over the most little of worries, and blow it out proportion the little snowflake he is.

To deflect criticism he hides behind his excuse of being "satire". If you try to argue with him on Twatter he will call a bunch of meaningless buzzwords such as racist, facist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic as his brain is too small to come with actual arguments, not like he can argue against those point's anyways. If you troll him for long enough he will block you on Twatter.

He is basically a GamerGate journalist reborn, he censors the truth, and spread lies about people to prove his self-importance. While hiding behind his obviously bullshit excuse.

His fake-news show

His fake news show has a no efforts set-up, of basement-dweller in his bedroom and sitting infront of his PC. Not even remotely professional, he can't even be creative enough to move his set-up around a bit.

His titles will always be in all caps and clickbait to get extra jew-gold. Since he is lazy he can't edit his videos and instead adds his bullshit on every little thing he sees.

How to troll Def Noodles

  1. Say slurs about him to go a little rant about how horrible of a being he is.
  1. Say your a nigger and homosexual so he can't go at you
  1. Say he his a sensitive pussy
  1. Say he spreads lies about people
  1. Say that his excuse is bullshit
  1. Say that being blocked on Twatter is pointless as it's a meatless echo chamber anyways.

See Also


Def Noodles is part of a series on Aspies. [Back to your happy placeSperg out]

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