Def Noodles

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Def Noodles (Defamation Noodles)is a SJW furfag fake news reporter that's basically an even more autistic version of DramaAlert.

On JewTube he will shit out videos each day in disguise as the news to feed a social justice propaganda, and will never give you the truth. He will intensionally hide information that will fuck over his delusional beliefs and tries to hide it with his nonsensical lies he adds to his videos to try and spread his shitty agenda.

On Twatter he spews out lies and miss-information he calls the news. Usually taking tweets and out of context clips to try and slander someone. If not he will get sensitive over the most little of worries, and blow it out proportion the little snowflake he is.

To deflect criticism he hides behind his excuse of being "satire". If you try to argue with him on Twatter he will call a bunch of meaningless buzzwords such as racist, facist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic as his brain is too small to come with actual arguments, not like he can argue against those point's anyways. If you troll him for long enough he will block you on Twatter.

He is basically a GamerGate journalist reborn, he censors the truth, and spread lies about people to prove his self-importance. While hiding behind his obviously bullshit excuse.

His fake-news show

His fake news show has a no efforts set-up, of basement-dweller in his bedroom and sitting infront of his PC. Not even remotely professional, he can't even be creative enough to move his set-up around a bit.

His titles will always be in all caps and clickbait to get extra jew-gold. Since he is lazy he can't edit his videos and instead adds his bullshit on every little thing he sees.

Nothing he says is backed with sources, meaning that he can take clips out of context to make someone look like Hitler or not show important information at all. Most of the stuff he talks about his show is lies and won't back up his claims. He will get offended over the littlest of shit and act like it's the holocaust.

How to make a Def Noodles video

1. Use a shitty setup
2. Find a topic
3. Only show some of the stuff he's talking about.
4. ???
5. PROFIT

Twatter

On Twitter he shit's out fake news tweets will some over extradited headline to get people to see his tweets. He will post lies and misinformation purposely designed to trick his dumb followers into thinking someone is a worst person ever. If his petty lies are called out he will sperg out and call you a bunch of bullshit, or block you. Showing he can't take criticism.

Things that make him rage

• Litter-ally anything

How to troll Def Noodles

1. Say slurs about him to go a little rant about how horrible of a being he is.
2. Say your a nigger and homosexual so he can't go at you
3. Say he his a sensitive pussy
4. Say he spreads lies about people
5. Say that his excuse is bullshit
6. Say that being blocked on Twatter is pointless as it's a meatless echo chamber anyways.

See Also

• DJ KEEMSTAR

• Ethan Klein

• Trisha Paytas

• Quinton Reviews

• Boogie2988

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