MissHannahMinx

MissHannahMinx = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

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o lol TOW

The face of evil itself

Hannah Wagner, also known as Template:Youtube2 is a 20-something big-tittied, Philly-living, weeaboo attention whore who makes YouTube videos about Japanese bullshit nobody cares about, bad reviews of retarded Apple technology, and her obese cats. She's internet famous for having big tits, big eyes, lots of makeup, and an obsession with Gingers, targeting a weeaboo and Japanese audience to most successfully profit off of these wonderful personality traits. As of writing, she also had a completely fanboy'd Wikipedia article (now a redirect), which was fapped to deletion until everyone blew their load. MHM has a terminal case of gotis, which is continually reinforced by her rabid fanboys who have been fooled into thinking that if they defend her e-honor, they might get to see a chubby girl's tits, which according to certain users with experience on the subject, would sag like two plastic bags filled with ketchup if it wasn't for her triple strength push-up bra's.

Who or What is Minxy?

What you came to this page hoping to see

"That bitch stole my gimmick!" [1]

Hannah "Minxy" Minx grew up in Philadelphia and ate a lot of Philly cheese sammiches. The fat from these sammiches went straight to her bodacious double D breasts. She then spent some time in Japan and became what every Wapanese manchild/fangirl aspires to be - famous for being some kind of Japanese-speaking, big-boobed superstar idol for no explicable reason other than your looks and personality. Unlike most of her Wapanese contemporaries, this one has a decent grasp of the language of the Moon (albeit with a thick American accent) and a couple other useless, dead dialects, so she wasn't completely shunned by the Slants for her fan-tarding over the years. Holding this aside though, she's pretty much knocked out the rest of the weeb stereotypes and become an annoying, desperate attention-seeking facet of the internet of which is not only unforgivable, but downright retarded. Even her explanation of her catchphrase/nickname/lifestyle/etc., "Minxy," is proof enough of her epic failure upon culture.

Just skip to 0:26 ED Singers explains in song form Minxy Choices What is Minxy? Summary of most of her videos A Response to What is Minxy Summary of most Minxy videos Previous Video | Next Video

Study

Assuming your ears aren't bleeding halfway through her videos, there the main problem with Minxy's "work" on the internet can be seen - you would think someone that has been to the country and understands Japanese culture and lifestyles wouldn't be such a cunt about it, much less deliberately sound like a stereotypical weeaboo goth speaking in Engrish. Unfortunately for us, but probably fortunate for her, most of the internet consists of /b/tards, Gaiafags, Tartlets, and Fantards who think the only thing that comes out of Japan is Naruto and Gackt, and thus, you see the sellout skank before you that gets about a thousand follows a day and may very well surpass all those pairs of tits before her who tried being Queen Wapanese. Plus, you'll come to notice she has many more videos that make God cry, much less most YouTube Japanophiles being jealous, so you can't miss her even if you tried.

After spending enough time watching her and reading about her, some would just ask, "Why?" When you account for the facts that at one point or another, she could've stopped acting like a Wap, and that she has the skills and potential to not become another dumb, white, annoying animu-tard, it all comes back to a simple cry for attention and a strong case of GOTIS, as previously stated in this article. She's also proven on many occasions that she'd rather be making YouTube videos than having an IRL most of the time, further strengthening the attention whore angle. In essence, in a retarded need to have herself known and get exposure via the YouTube and other social media has now turned into what could be considered a personality that is either fake and means she's exploiting the Waps, or it's real and she's this annoying IRL.

Love Life

In one of her lame vlogs she claims that she has to remain single so she can be productive, which means making more videos on YouTube so she can get more Wap fanboys to fap to her boobs. The truth is, nobody reasonably attractive or with a decent personality wants to date her, so she chooses to believe that the perfect punk boy is just waiting for her, and she's too flaky and busy to notice.

Some Quotes

	“	<Fiskie> The amount of weeaboo is overwhelming	„
	—Fiskie

	“	<Ritegroic> I'd hit it <Ritegroic> I wouldn't date it, though.	„
	—Ritegroic

	“	<flu> oh this bitch <flu> id hit it with a hammer	„
	—Flu

	“	<Cunt_Destroyer> id hit it twice <Cunt_Destroyer> max	„
	—Cunt Destroyer

	“	<ShardDax> I'd hit it if they duct-taped it's mouth shut.	„
	—ShardDax

	“	<kale_> oh fuck yea	„
	—Kale

	“	<Marukomuru> HERE ARE SOME GREAT VIDS OF MISS HANNAH MINX. LEARN ABOUT JAPAN.	„
	—Maru

	“	One day down the road we'll find Another youtube scandal she's behind Don't tell me that i'm wrong Inb4: Magibon	„
	—Lyrics from the ED Singers song Minxy

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Music Video Challenge

Recently, there was a a shitty Minxy tribute video made by Template:Youtube2 to, as many suspect, draw attention away from the ED Singers song above, also titled "Minxy". Further proof of this was not only the cameo appearance of the weeaboo in question in this new "music" "video," but this response to the video to make moar covers of said shitty song to completely bury the ED Singers song on YouTube views 40:1. One way to combat this would be to do covers of the ED Singers "Minxy" song (the lyrics are on video's page on YouTube), or begin spamming the link to the ED Singers song (CLICK HERE) on either of the video pages; hell, why not both? Or really, get creative - it's all the same and the best work may get posted here for the world to see!

Video Series

Cats and Racks

PART ONE PART TWO Meow! Cat and Dog YOGA ☯ Previous Video | Next Video

Japanese 4 Whitey

Oh Sweet Jesus INTRODUCTIONS - She needs to introduce herself to a treadmill Chotto - DO SHIT Emoticon Fapping JWotD - Saikou JWotD - Hontou JWotW - Inu and Neko Really challenging her audience here with animu terms. What is Engrish? - A lesson in Irony 101! Let's go to the CANDY Store o(^-^)o Previous Video | Next Video

Shameless Self-Promotion

iPad AWESOMENESS - And even dropped a Chrome reference to show how computer-savvy she is JWotW - Ureshii + Mac-fapping Too Late - Waterproof Plastic Crap + A Bathing Suit/Bubble-Bath Girl Drama Denial Campaign Previous Video | Next Video STFU, NO ONE LIKES YOU. Music Reviews     “   OH GOD DAMN IT SHE JUST RUINED CONVERGE FOR ME FOREVER.   „     —Former Music Portal czar ShardDax, during research There are FAR too many bad interviews with bands that were too busy attempting to not stare at her rack or make fun of her for being the only girl at a Metal concert wearing bunny or cat ears, but if you want to see her ruin some of your favorite music, there's an interview channel and here's a few links to the ones still on her page: Part One of the Converge interview (with random appearances of Mastodon and Dethklok members getting moar beer) Leftover Crack Also, according to the lies of TOW, she hosts a college radio show, Minx Punx, and does ghost writing and reviews in the college newspaper. Of course, getting either of these jobs in college only requires a set of basic skills and going through some form of Communications degree plan (in her case Music Journalism), and a desperation to want to be part of the forms of dying media that are scraping by since the invention of the Internet. Which of course is perfect for someone that has a page on EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE EVER. Gallery Gallery About missing Pics Faking you have crooked teeth is Minxy No noodz? No noodz? She's even done "professional" modeling She's even done "professional" modeling File:Minx with Graff 2.jpg [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery] buck buck toothed goth goth File:Misshannahminx-sitemodel-4.jpg File:Misshannahminx-sitemodel-5.jpg File:Misshannahminx-sitemodel-6.jpg Original Version before all the validity questioning Original Version before all the validity questioning Someone trying to fix her Wikipedia. Someone trying to fix her Wikipedia. Fanart About missing Pics She even gets fanart that proves what they really want They wish They wish MINXY! MINXY! MINXY! MINXY! NO EXCEPTIONS but it's not like this is a surprise. NO EXCEPTIONS but it's not like this is a surprise. [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery] The closest she'll ever be to Azn IRL The closest she'll ever be to Azn IRL File:Minxy Facebook Fanart 1.jpg Pokemon tracing is probably not very Minxy Pokemon tracing is probably not very Minxy Isn't she a bit too old for this? Isn't she a bit too old for this? Bad lighting, maybe? Bad lighting, maybe? Moar weeb faggotry Moar weeb faggotry Wat Wat Tits Tits File:SuperMinxy.jpg File:Minxy by yoru shnieder-d2y4gr5.png See Also Applemilk Boxxy EDS1 - Another fat weeaboo Gothzilla - Male Dragon-Werewolf, faggot edition J-Rock Lexi Bee - Inverted Minxy Mac Magibon - Her ugly, less Moon-fluent, but somehow more popular doppleganger Metal Music Mickyy Moo Miley Cyrus Onision - Her E-Boyfriend; This article needs work... Tabby Wapanese External links TOW redirect - LOL YouTube BONUS MINX - Because you wanna see all of her zany outtakes, amirite? Older YouTube (Nao in French and Faggoth!) Facebook MySpace Twitter Creepy, crappy pedo HAWT "Model" site [2] - Retsupurae of one of Hannah's videos on Something Awful. MissHannahMinx is part of a series on Whores Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. MissHannahMinx is part of a series on Music Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. MissHannahMinx is part of a series on YouTube. Visit the YouTube Portal I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES... MissHannahMinx is part of a series on GOTH [Grow up and quit whiningEmbrace your inner darkness] I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES... 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