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Nick Bravo: Difference between revisions
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Corky also known as Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo or by his real name Ryan Fester is a batshit insane Internet "activist" and a massive [[YouTube]] [[lolcow]]. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com absorbing whatever shit is posed there and rambling about it in a [[YouTube]] video or paying a public access TV channel (Access Humboldt) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles [[RootBrian|Rootfag]] in 10 years the future after his mom kicks him out of the house, still [[unemployed]] living in a [[Homeless|van]], Still in need of a [[Dental Plan]] and of course still on [[rich|disability]]. He is currently [[Pedophilia|living in his van]] (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an [[Unrealistic Expectations|actor]] in Hollywood. | Corky also known as Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo or by his real name Ryan Fester is a batshit insane Internet "activist" and a massive [[YouTube]] [[lolcow]]. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com absorbing whatever shit is posed there and rambling about it in a [[YouTube]] video or paying a public access TV channel (Access [[Weed|Humboldt]]) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles [[RootBrian|Rootfag]] in 10 years the future after his mom kicks him out of the house, still [[unemployed]] living in a [[Homeless|van]], Still in need of a [[Dental Plan]] and of course still on [[rich|disability]]. He is currently [[Pedophilia|living in his van]] (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an [[Unrealistic Expectations|actor]] in Hollywood. | ||
Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for Arcata City Council he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist.” Then after specularly | Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for [[Hippy|Arcata]] City Council he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist.” Then after specularly losing that election he got [[raped|busted by the police]] for eating $2.50 in salami [[crap|nuggets]] and refusing to pay. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" [[Faggot|after his favorite actor]] Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Goes_On_(TV_series) Life Goes On] who also has [[aspie|Down syndrome]]. | ||
== Youtube History == | == Youtube History == | ||
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After getting kicked out of yet another apartment a | After getting kicked out of yet another apartment a YouTube user took pity on the little ferret and gave him a place to live and make some [[jew gold]] off YouTube by becoming a partner, but videos of Corky in his natural habitat drew only the attention of trolls. | ||
== Thats Slander! I Sue You! == | == Thats Slander! I Sue You! == | ||
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<video type="youtube" id="H9M7vOalx_4" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> | <video type="youtube" id="H9M7vOalx_4" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> | ||
Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up, Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera he tried filing DMCA's and lulsuits to get the videos taken down, After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed | Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up, Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera he tried filing DMCA's and lulsuits to get the videos taken down, After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up. | ||
== 100 Days of Failure == | == 100 Days of Failure == | ||
On January 18 2010 Corky an announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success | On January 18 2010 Corky an announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success. Unfortunately none of these included losing his virginity or accepting his homosexuality. | ||
# Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show. | # Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show. | ||
# Go to the gym | # Go to the gym. | ||
# Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid. | # Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid. | ||
# Finish a script for a movie. | # Finish a script for a movie. | ||
# "Networking" | # "Networking," AKA not being a creepy homeless guy. | ||
# Learn video editing. | # Learn video editing. | ||
# Get a website setup. | # Get a website setup. | ||
# Get an acting resume. | # Get an acting resume. | ||
# Get the van fixed. | # Get the van fixed. | ||
# Get a | # Get a Kindle. | ||
# Get into an acting school. | # Get into an acting school. | ||
# "Learn Comedy" (not unintentional) | # "Learn Comedy" (not unintentional) | ||
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== Dox == | == Dox == | ||
* '''His Names and Aliases :''' Originally Ryan Fester now Nick Bravo Aliases TheRealNickBravo , NickBravoLives | * '''His Names and Aliases :''' Originally Ryan Fester, now Nick Bravo. Aliases: TheRealNickBravo, NickBravoLives | ||
* '''His license plate #:''' 1HMJ214 | * '''His license plate #:''' 1HMJ214 | ||
*; His current parking location | *; His current parking location | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* <s>{{yt|NickBravoLives|His | * <s>{{yt|NickBravoLives|His YouTube channel}}</s> RageQuit. He's got a new one though... | ||
* [http://nickbravolives.wordpress.com/ His blawg] | * [http://nickbravolives.wordpress.com/ His blawg] | ||
* [http://www.arcataeye.com/2010/03/salami-nuggets-siren-song-seduces-bravo-–-march-6-2010/ Article | * [http://www.arcataeye.com/2010/03/salami-nuggets-siren-song-seduces-bravo-–-march-6-2010/ Article in the Arcata Eye] about the salami nuggets incident | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 14:14, 22 September 2011
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Corky also known as Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo or by his real name Ryan Fester is a batshit insane Internet "activist" and a massive YouTube lolcow. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com absorbing whatever shit is posed there and rambling about it in a YouTube video or paying a public access TV channel (Access Humboldt) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles Rootfag in 10 years the future after his mom kicks him out of the house, still unemployed living in a van, Still in need of a Dental Plan and of course still on disability. He is currently living in his van (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an actor in Hollywood.
Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for Arcata City Council he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist.” Then after specularly losing that election he got busted by the police for eating $2.50 in salami nuggets and refusing to pay. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" after his favorite actor Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from Life Goes On who also has Down syndrome.
Youtube History
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After getting kicked out of yet another apartment a YouTube user took pity on the little ferret and gave him a place to live and make some jew gold off YouTube by becoming a partner, but videos of Corky in his natural habitat drew only the attention of trolls.
Thats Slander! I Sue You!
<video type="youtube" id="H9M7vOalx_4" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/>
Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up, Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera he tried filing DMCA's and lulsuits to get the videos taken down, After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up.
100 Days of Failure
On January 18 2010 Corky an announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success. Unfortunately none of these included losing his virginity or accepting his homosexuality.
- Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show.
- Go to the gym.
- Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid.
- Finish a script for a movie.
- "Networking," AKA not being a creepy homeless guy.
- Learn video editing.
- Get a website setup.
- Get an acting resume.
- Get the van fixed.
- Get a Kindle.
- Get into an acting school.
- "Learn Comedy" (not unintentional)
- Get a license for the van
- Get a place to live (not his van)
All of which except going to the gym he still hasn't done to this day.
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Alleged Pedophilia
Dox
- His Names and Aliases : Originally Ryan Fester, now Nick Bravo. Aliases: TheRealNickBravo, NickBravoLives
- His license plate #: 1HMJ214
- His current parking location
- Northridge California
- 18600 Devonshire Street
- Northridge, CA 91324-1309, United States
- (818) 832-1600
- His Current Gym (LA fitness)
- 18679 Devonshire Street
- Northridge, CA 91324, United States
- (818) 832-5496
- The local police in Northridge
- City of La Devonshire Police
- 10250 Etiwanda Ave
- Northridge, CA 91325
- (818) 832-3275
External Links
His YouTube channel- His blawg
- Article in the Arcata Eye about the salami nuggets incident
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