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Revision as of 02:16, 11 May 2012
If furfags are the AIDS of the Interwebz, then consider fat furries as the diabeetus. Fat furries are the unholy spawn of two disturbing fetishes into something that's both terrifying, and lulzworthy at the same time. Their self-called artwork is horridly anatomically incorrect and usually shows the adorable fuzzy animal being forcefed and on some occasions, blowing up.
Fatass furfags with nothing better to do are known to create fursonas as fucking morbidly obese creatures of unspeakable horror. Their reasons to creating these fursonas are fully unknown, as a few people believe that fat furries are either obsessed with their lard, or just batshit insane.
Characteristics
Along with all the usual traits that furries share, fat furries are that and a whole lot more.
- Their enormous size.
- An average weight of well over 9000 pounds.
- An insatiable appetite for excess food and other fat furs.
- Known to be fond of their own flatuence.
- A strong probability of being a basement dweller and/or asspie.
- Probably IRL fatties who ate too much delicious cake.
- Victims of ridicule from mundanes and even other furries. Because of their overly large size and inability to move, they cannot avoid such insults, making them an easy target.
Gallery of Fail
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Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick. -
After exhausting his supply of at least 100 pounds of McDonald's food, this dragon resorts to cannibalism. -
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Ahmuh git meh sum 'ol contry buffay! -
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Symmetrical docking, my ass! -
Not as fat as the others but it's still goddamn sick. -
"Hey everyone, let's swim around in pudding!" -
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This is how fat furries communicate with each other. -
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Ey! Gimmeh ah goddaymn slobba hayum! -
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He really shouldn't be joking about popularity when he's achieved over 60k pageviews by drawing nothing but ugly, anatomically incorrect morbidly obese furries with mediocre coloring and shaky lineart.
See Also
Fat Fuckin' Furfags
- Auchimura
- Angel Meiru
- Blackfrost
- ButLova
- CattyN
- Devin Lesang
- Dragonbreeder
- Dragomike
- Fatferaligatr
- Hhhippo
- MeleeKirby
- Melody the Phoenix Daimon
- Mxbot
- Sleepy-kyuubi
- TrufflesforYou
- Two-Ton-Neko
- Zero Whitefang
- ZS3
External Links
- Are you a bad enough dude to visit the S.L.O.B.S.?
- Fusecution.net - Free Furry Videos and Animations The newest of anti-fursecution websites. Also included is a sub-site pertaining to furry inflation.
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