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'''Food''' is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is [[America]]'s favorite pastime as it gives [[fat]] people their blubber. Enemy of [[eating disorder|anorexic]] [[16 year old girls]] and [[Breatharian|breatharians]] alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die.  
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'''Food''' is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is [[America]]'s favorite pastime as it gives [[fat]] people their blubber. Enemy of [[16 year old girls]] and [[Breatharian|breatharians]] alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat [[Fat|too much]], others [[Pro-Ana|not enough]], regardless, all food eventually becomes [[poop]].
Some people eat [[Fat|too much]], others [[eating disorder|not enough]], and others eat Goldilocks. It's a tragic thing. All food eventually becomes [[poop]].
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==The History of Food==
[[Image:Nutrients.jpg|thumb|[[Cum]] is just a perfect food.]]
[[Image:M n ms scat funny.jpg|thumb|Look good? IT IS.]]
[[Image:Earbite.jpeg|thumb|right|Ears = food.]]
[[Image:Tree_of_life.PNG|thumb|The USDA Food Pyramid]]
[[Image:Turtlesoup.JPG|right|thumb|Turtle Soup is part of Shredder's balanced diet.]]
Once upon a time, food was healthy. People ate cheese and ham steaks with buttered [[bukkake|cream sauce]] and followed it up with deep-fat-fried lard for dessert and, lo, it was good. Then, in 1972, [[scientist]]s screwed everything up by reporting that unless you want to spend your thirty-fifth birthday [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|clutching your chest]] and turning [[Avatar|blue]], you better live on [[Vegan|tofu]] and [[urophilia|wheatgrass juice]]. The [[Fat|American]] populace responded by giving the [[scientist]]s the finger and becoming the most obese nation on Earth. (See also [[Communism|Nationalized Health Care]])
 
==[[Cheerios]]==
When the cheerios saw him - tired and sitting down- they took the lead and went into all 3 holes. food struck back. Mushing the cheerios into what began to look like a stretched sphincter hole, food began to ass rape the cheerios with surprise buttsex. The Cheerios were shocked, disgusted, and began to retaliate. food maintained a strikingly strong hold with his cock and kept it in the asshole he had formed. The cheerios squirmed and screamed but could not escape the fiery wrath that was food's penis. food began to ram the Cheerios' asshole making it bleed bits of milk through the soft exterior of the grain.
 
==[[Internet]]s Food==
Thousands of [[website]]s, [[blog]]s and [[forum]]s exist for the purpose of discussing food because many people can't browse [[porn]] at work. These fall into different categories, some of which are not ten-step programs.
 
* '''Foods You Are Evil For Eating'''
 
:* [http://www.peta.org/ PETA]  Suggests people subsist on their own secretions. Staffed entirely by [[furries]], they are constantly monitored by the [[FBI]] who suspects them of plotting violent assault on [[hamster]] ranchers.
 
:* [http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/?Media=PlayFlash Alcoholics Anonymous]  Falsely claims that it is impossible to survive on malt whiskey and [[beer]], something the [[Irish]] disprove every day.
 
:* [http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/tows_past_20011004_c.jhtml Oprah's Hit List of Pro-anorexia sites] Sites that angered [[Oprah]] by announcing all food is the work of the [[devil]]. Sites contain helpful tips on sport vomiting, passing out, and calorie counts for oxygen. Oprah suggests we [[strike]] back by eating those with [[anorexia]].
 
:* [http://www.atkins.com/ Atkins Center] Caused great rejoicing among all peoples when it announced the healthiest diet was twelve pounds of beef a day but no toast.
 
:* [http://www.atkinsdietalert.org/ Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine] Jealous quack killjoys who say Atkins is a [[liar]] and that we should take out big fat life insurance policies on our loved ones if they are on his diet.
 
* '''[[Live Journal]] Food Communities'''
 
:* [http://community.livejournal.com/_the_uglies/ Are You Ugly Enough?]
 
::* [http://community.livejournal.com/_the_uglies/21110.html Sample entry]: "Well my mom always tells me "Krissi- you got more chins than a Chinese phonebook."
 
:* [http://community.livejournal.com/am_i_thin/ Constructive Criticism For Weight Loss]
 
::*[http://community.livejournal.com/am_i_thin/176377.html Sample entry]: "I'm sick and have no appetite! Nice! But the bad thing is I can't run..but I guess that's okay."
 
:* [http://community.livejournal.com/cravingz/ Cravings]
 
::* [http://community.livejournal.com/cravingz/161870.html?mode=reply Sample entry]: "i want waffles and fried chicken and turkey lettuce and mustard wraps and cheese and spaghetti and cantaloupe and strawberries and steak and meatloaf and hashbrowns with eggs and....EVERYTHING ooOoo and frozen peas!"
 
:* [http://community.livejournal.com/_thinning/ Emaciate Me]
 
::* [http://community.livejournal.com/_thinning/6095.html?mode=reply Sample entry]: "I have to eat when im home cuzthere is always someone around watching me.....they are suspecting things cuz i go into the bathroom during the diner or something, and i actual do go to te bathroom not puke and they are asking me if im throwing up in there.....so if i wanna do that, which i have decided to stop doing i have to do it when no one is around which doesn't happen in this house..."
 
:* [http://community.livejournal.com/ed_jokes/ Making Jokes About Eating Disorders]
 
::* [http://community.livejournal.com/ed_jokes/2534.html Sample entry]: "anyone have any funny purging stories?"
 
Even dogs are getting in on the food.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyZJzZ85Ww


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Food Gallery|Food Gallery|Center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg||Food Gallery|Center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:KFC Double Down Footlong.JPG
Image:Penis Hot Dog.jpg
Image:chicken_fuck.jpg|An appropriate use for food
Image:chicken_fuck.jpg|An appropriate use for food
Image:A_VERY_SPLENDID_PICTURE.jpg|Some delicious [[German]] sausage.
Image:A_VERY_SPLENDID_PICTURE.jpg|Some delicious [[German]] sausage.
Image:Dinner.jpg|Bird Food
Image:Dinner.jpg|Bird Food
Image:Earbite.jpeg|Ears are delicious
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Head_Food.jpg
File:Head_Food.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
image:Ice Cream.PNG
File:Mexicanmeal.jpg|Everyone loves [[Mexican]] food!
File:Mexicanmeal.jpg|Everyone loves [[Mexican]] food!
Image:Burger king stacker.jpg|It's the [[American]] way, bitch!
Image:Burger king stacker.jpg|It's the [[American]] way, bitch!
Image:Tree_of_life.PNG|The USDA Food Pyramid
File:KFC Double Down Footlong.JPG
Image:Turtlesoup.JPG|Turtle Soup is part of Shredder's balanced diet
Image:Mrbrains.jpg|Typical foreign food
Image:Mrbrains.jpg|Typical foreign food
Image:Taiwan.jpg|Human cock is also food
Image:Taiwan.jpg|Human cock is also food
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*[[Fauxlimia]]
*[[Fauxlimia]]
*[[Pro-ana]]
*[[Pro-ana]]
*[[Thinspiration]]
'''Where to get food:'''
*Types of Food
*[[Burger King]]
** [[Apple]]
*[[KFC]]: If you're a nigger
** [[Bacon and Eggs]]
*[[Kitchen]]: If you still live with [[your mom]], you pathetic fuck
** [[Borscht]]
*[[McDonald's]]: If you're a [[Fat|fatty]]
** [[Chikins]]
*[[Taco Bell]]: If you're a [[basement dweller]]
** [[Cocoa]]
'''Types of food (click on the template below):'''
** [[Cum]]
** [[Cake]]
** [[cock|Delicious Cock]]
** [[Liver]]
** [[Meat]]
** [[Nuts]]
** [[Copypasta|Pasta]]
** [[Pie]]
** [[Pizza and beer]]
** [[Pocky]]
** [[Potato]]
** [[Pussy]]
** [[Ramen]]
** [[Sandwich]]
** [[2 girls 1 cup|Shit ice cream]]
** [[brb, soup|Soup]]
** [[Subservient Chicken]]
** [[Sugar We're Going Down|Sugar]]
** [[Taco Bell|Tacos]]
** [[Vegetarian|Vegetables]]
** [[Watermelonz]]
*Where to get food
**[[Burger King]]
**[[KFC]]: If you're a nigger
**[[Kitchen]]: If you still live with [[your mom]], you pathetic fuck
**[[McDonald's]]: If you're a [[Fat|fatty]]
**[[Taco Bell]]: If you're a [[basement dweller]]
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Revision as of 03:49, 12 September 2012

Food is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is America's favorite pastime as it gives fat people their blubber. Enemy of 16 year old girls and breatharians alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat too much, others not enough, regardless, all food eventually becomes poop.

Gallery

  • An appropriate use for food
    An appropriate use for food
  • Some delicious German sausage.
    Some delicious German sausage.
  • Bird Food
    Bird Food
  • Ears are delicious
    Ears are delicious
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Types of food (click on the template below):

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