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[[File:Camwhore Fox.jpg|thumb|A fox [[camwhore|camwhoring]].]]
[[File:Camwhore Fox.jpg|thumb|A fox [[camwhore|camwhoring]].]]


'''Foxes''' are a large [[ginger]] variety of [[rat]], popular as a [[fursona]] among those within the [[furry]] community.
'''Foxes''' are a large [[ginger]] variety of [[dog]], popular as a [[fursona]] among those within the [[furry]] community.


Contrary to what [[furfags]] would have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards. They will kill every [[KFC|chicken]] in a henhouse [[for the lulz|just because they can]] and, if they ever had the chance, would [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349 eat your fucking babies]. Like the furries who [[fap|so admire]] them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of [[STDs|diseases]] and make [[yiff|hideous noises]] when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being [[raped]].
Contrary to what [[furfags]] would have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards. They will kill every [[KFC|chicken]] in a henhouse [[for the lulz|just because they can]] and, if they ever had the chance, would [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349 eat your fucking babies]. Like the furries who [[fap|so admire]] them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of [[STDs|diseases]] and make [[yiff|hideous noises]] when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being [[raped]].
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'''Fox''' might also can refer to:
'''Fox''' might also can refer to:
#[[Michael J Fox]], related to the '''Because of Parkinson's''' meme.
#A [[hawt|foxy lady]].
#[[Bikerfox]], an e-celebrity.
#[[Fox News]], the [[Americunt]] arm of [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s propaganda machine.
#[[Fox News]], the [[Americunt]] arm of [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s propaganda machine.
#[[Foxconn]], Where iPads are built with abusive labor practices.
#[[Foxconn]], Where iPads are built with abusive labor practices.
#Foxy Bingo, who sponsors [[Jeremy Kyle]], also the work of closet furfags.
#[[Firefox]], a better web browser than [[Internet Explorer]].
#[[Furries]], who often style themselves as foxes.
#[[Fursecution Fox]], created by [[Taurin Fox]]
#[[John Field]], h4xor
#[[Michael J Fox]], related to the '''Because of Parkinson's''' meme.
#[[Pedofox]], a friend of [[Pedobear]].
#[[Pedofox]], a friend of [[Pedobear]].
#[[Firefox]], a better web browser than [[Internet Explorer]].
#[[Bikerfox]], an e-celebrity.
#[[Penis-Nosed Fox]], a shitty attempt at a meme.
#[[Penis-Nosed Fox]], a shitty attempt at a meme.
#[[Rita]] A forced meme with popularity on par with [[Boxxy]].
#[[Tails]], from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', who is often favored by pedo furniggers.
#[[Tails]], from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', who is often favored by pedo furniggers.
#[[Furries]], who often style themselves as foxes.
#Foxy Bingo, who sponsors [[Jeremy Kyle]], also the work of closet furfags.
#A [[hawt|foxy lady]].
#[[Fursecution Fox]], created by [[Taurin Fox]]
#[[Star Fox]]
#[[Star Fox]]
#[[Rita]] A forced meme with popularity on par with [[Boxxy]].
#[[John Field]], h4xor
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Revision as of 06:35, 9 February 2013

A real fox reacts to the internet.
A fox camwhoring.

Foxes are a large ginger variety of dog, popular as a fursona among those within the furry community.

Contrary to what furfags would have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards. They will kill every chicken in a henhouse just because they can and, if they ever had the chance, would eat your fucking babies. Like the furries who so admire them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of diseases and make hideous noises when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being raped.

In an ideal world, foxes would, like Jews, all be killed on sight, but because of furries, hippies and people who live in cities and who have only ever seen a fox in a Beatrix Potter book (PROTIP: Real foxes do not wear waistcoats and monocles and speak in effete upper class English accents!), they can now no longer be hunted and are free to roam, breed, then breed again with their own offspring, then breed again with their offspring's mutated, inbred spawn and fuck up the ecosystems in which they live.

Fox might also can refer to:

  1. A foxy lady.
  2. Bikerfox, an e-celebrity.
  3. Fox News, the Americunt arm of Rupert Murdoch's propaganda machine.
  4. Foxconn, Where iPads are built with abusive labor practices.
  5. Foxy Bingo, who sponsors Jeremy Kyle, also the work of closet furfags.
  6. Firefox, a better web browser than Internet Explorer.
  7. Furries, who often style themselves as foxes.
  8. Fursecution Fox, created by Taurin Fox
  9. John Field, h4xor
  10. Michael J Fox, related to the Because of Parkinson's meme.
  11. Pedofox, a friend of Pedobear.
  12. Penis-Nosed Fox, a shitty attempt at a meme.
  13. Rita A forced meme with popularity on par with Boxxy.
  14. Tails, from Sonic the Hedgehog, who is often favored by pedo furniggers.
  15. Star Fox

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