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'''Food''' is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is [[America]]'s favorite pastime as it gives [[fat]] people their blubber. Enemy of [[16 year old girls]] and [[Breatharian|breatharians]] alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat [[Fat|too much]], others [[Pro-Ana|not enough]], regardless, all food eventually becomes [[poop]].
'''Food''' is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is [[America]]'s favorite pastime as it gives [[fat]] people their blubber. Enemy of [[16 year old girls]] and [[Breatharian|breatharians]] alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat [[Fat|too much]], others [[Pro-Ana|not enough]], regardless, all food eventually becomes [[poop]].
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File:Exploding cereal.gif|<font color=red>'''Warning:'''</font> [[Cereal]]
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==Where to obtain Food==
*[[Burger King]]
*[[KFC]] - if you're a nigger.
*[[Kitchen]] - if you still reside with [[your mom]], you pathetic fuck.
*[[McDonald's]] - if you're a [[fat|ty]]
*[[Taco Bell]] - if you're a [[basement dweller]].


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Ck/]]
*[[Ck/]]
*[[Eating disorder]]
*[[Eating disorder]]
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*[[Fauxlimia]]
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'''Where to get food:'''
 
*[[Burger King]]
*[[KFC]]: If you're a nigger
*[[Kitchen]]: If you still live with [[your mom]], you pathetic fuck
*[[McDonald's]]: If you're a [[Fat|fatty]]
*[[Taco Bell]]: If you're a [[basement dweller]]
'''Types of food (click on the template below):'''
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Revision as of 05:44, 26 February 2013

Spermatozoa; recommended by the U.S. Surgeon General's office.

Food is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is America's favorite pastime as it gives fat people their blubber. Enemy of 16 year old girls and breatharians alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat too much, others not enough, regardless, all food eventually becomes poop.

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  • An appropriate use for food
    An appropriate use for food
  • Some delicious German sausage.
    Some delicious German sausage.
  • Bird Food
    Bird Food
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Where to obtain Food

See Also

 Food
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Food and Drink

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Life

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Food is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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