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{{cg||Food Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg||Food Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Food lesbians.PNG
Image:Food lesbians.PNG
Image:Penis Hot Dog.jpg
Image:Penis Hot Dog.jpg
Image:chicken_fuck.jpg|An appropriate use for food
Image:chicken_fuck.jpg|An appropriate use for food
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Image:Dinner.jpg|Bird Food
Image:Dinner.jpg|Bird Food
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File:Niggerhead.jpg|[[Nigger|festive]] cake.
Image:Niggerhead.jpg|[[Nigger|festive]] cake.
Image:Earbite.jpeg|Ears are delicious
Image:Earbite.jpeg|Ears are delicious
File:Head_Food.jpg
Image:Head_Food.jpg
File:Peepshow.jpg
Image:Peepshow.jpg
image:Ice Cream.PNG
Image:Ice Cream.PNG
File:Mexicanmeal.jpg|Everyone loves [[Mexican]] food!
Image:Mexicanmeal.jpg|Everyone loves [[Mexican]] food!
Image:Burger king stacker.jpg|It's the [[American]] way, bitch!
Image:Burger king stacker.jpg|It's the [[American]] way, bitch!
Image:Tree_of_life.PNG|The USDA Food Pyramid
Image:Tree_of_life.PNG|The USDA Food Pyramid
File:KFC Double Down Footlong.JPG
Image:KFC Double Down Footlong.JPG
Image:Turtlesoup.JPG|Turtle Soup is part of Shredder's balanced diet
Image:Turtlesoup.JPG|Turtle Soup is part of Shredder's balanced diet
Image:Mrbrains.jpg|Typical foreign food
Image:Mrbrains.jpg|Typical foreign food
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Image:Pointing dick at old man.jpg|How to get free food at McDonald's.
Image:Pointing dick at old man.jpg|How to get free food at McDonald's.
Image:Eat dick.jpg|In [[Asia]], animal cock is food.
Image:Eat dick.jpg|In [[Asia]], animal cock is food.
File:Dededepackage6.jpg|Food is served on a plate, and people often [[King Dedede Drooling While Eating|drool as they eat]]
Image:Dededepackage6.jpg|Food is served on a plate, and people often [[King Dedede Drooling While Eating|drool as they eat]]
Image:Tysongrill.jpg|Mike Tyson's well advertised grill. He often uses the catchphrase "I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!"
Image:Tysongrill.jpg|Mike Tyson's well advertised grill. He often uses the catchphrase "I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!"
image:Computer_parts.jpg|Some people even like to mix food with their favorite pastime. Or maybe it was just a dell that over heated
image:Computer_parts.jpg|Some people even like to mix food with their favorite pastime. Or maybe it was just a dell that over heated
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Image:White vs black food.jpg|There are no [[chikins|KFCs]] in [[Africa]], which is why everyone there is [[anorexic|starving]]
Image:White vs black food.jpg|There are no [[chikins|KFCs]] in [[Africa]], which is why everyone there is [[anorexic|starving]]
Image:Human_Feces.jpg|This passes as food for niggers
Image:Human_Feces.jpg|This passes as food for niggers
File:Pineapple-wont-nurse.jpg|Pineapple is good
Image:Pineapple-wont-nurse.jpg|Pineapple is good
File:Concealed Miracle Whip.gif|Spread generously...
Image:Concealed Miracle Whip.gif|Spread generously...
File:Cat bread.jpg|A loaf is fine too...
Image:Cat bread.jpg|A loaf is fine too...
File:Best Friends Forever.jpg
Image:Best Friends Forever.jpg
File:Boobs-n-bacon.jpg|Food can be practical too.
Image:Boobs-n-bacon.jpg|Food can be practical too.
File:1239042.jpg|Well seasoned meat.
Image:1239042.jpg|Well seasoned meat.
File:Penis taco.jpg
Image:Penis taco.jpg
File:Kid Cuisine.jpg
Image:Kid Cuisine.jpg
File:Pizza Sundae.jpg
Image:Pizza Sundae.jpg
File:Strawberry smoothie.gif
Image:Strawberry smoothie.gif
File:Exploding cereal.gif|<font color=red>'''Warning:'''</font> [[Cereal]]
Image:Exploding cereal.gif|<font color=red>'''Warning:'''</font> [[Cereal]]
File:Wanted Nachos.jpeg
Image:Wanted Nachos.jpeg
File:Cupcakes, No Cupcakes.jpeg
Image:Cupcakes, No Cupcakes.jpeg
File:Sexy-fruits-and-vegetables.jpg
Image:Sexy-fruits-and-vegetables.jpg
File:Vending machine.gif
Image:Vending machine.gif
File:Cupcakeandtear.jpg
Image:Cupcakeandtear.jpg
File:Saltines.png|Jewish coasters.
Image:Saltines.png|Jewish coasters.
File:ChocolateCreamEclair.jpg|[[LOLDONGS|LOLCLAIR]]
Image:ChocolateCreamEclair.jpg|[[LOLDONGS|LOLCLAIR]]
image:Food guro.jpg
Image:Food guro.jpg
image:M n ms scat funny.jpg
Image:M n ms scat funny.jpg
File:Richardsimmons yummy.jpg
Image:Richardsimmons yummy.jpg
File:Snickers.jpg
Image:Snickers.jpg
Image:Food_-_Cereal_Pouring.jpg
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Revision as of 23:01, 1 March 2013

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Food is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is America's favorite pastime as it gives fat people their blubber. Enemy of 16 year old girls and breatharians alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat too much, others not enough, regardless, all food eventually becomes poop.

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