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Dellor | '''Dellor''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Matt Vaughn''') is one of the many millions who tried to reach stardom by playing video games live on [[Twitch]]. Being an autistic white [[americunt]] with hardly any charm coupled with [[you|disregard for his hygiene]] or trying to look even slightly presentable, you’ll be surprised to hear that he was slightly successful, for a time, until the evil corporate overlords at Twitch banned him due to his status as a [[Gamers|minority]]. | ||
While Twitch clearly had no ground for doing this other than their hatred of the gamers, some conspiracy theorists think his constant sexist remarks at [[whore|women]] in [[Fortnite|Apex Legends]], including his history of screaming [[nigger]] at teammates in [[Team Fortress 2|Overwatch]], might have influenced their decision in some way. | |||
With a small stream audience that becomes more tired of their host with each passing day, Dellor has moved to YouTube where he now tries to copy the latest trends, both in the games he plays, and how he acts on camera, feigning energy and forcing screams as long as it brings in the cash. | |||
[[File:Dellor-rage.gif|right|225px|proof he is super human]] | [[File:Dellor-rage.gif|right|225px|proof he is super human]] | ||
== The Overwatch Incident == | |||
In 2017, Dellor had slowly built up a sizeable audience on his Twitch streams and had created a reputation for being a [[Virgin|master assassin]] on the [[Online Sex Games|virtual battlefield]]. He was in the top 250 of Overwatch players back when the game was still popular with children and man-children alike, and so the game was a usual sight on his stream at this time. During a tense game which had all 12 anime characters fighting for their cartoon lives, another [[Asperger's Syndrome|professional Overwatch player]] by the name of Jumpshot, blew Dellor's pixel brains out all over the screen. As Dellor was respawning, his teammates screamed into their headpieces that Dellor was an idiot because they thought he was standing still. | |||
Instead of denying these accusations calmly, or instead giving a sarcastic response that he hadn't thought to move, Dellor instead, hyped up with adrenaline, sweat, and just the right amount of autism, started screaming at all of them, calling them "niggers" 61 times and "big black niggers" 4 times, all whilst still streaming. It should come as no surprise that Dellor was quickly banned from Torronto eSports, the team that had sponsored his gaming career. While Dellor was quick to head to Twitter and [[Pussybitch|apologize]], it would seem he did not learn his lesson as viewers would see two years later. | |||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Born | 1988 |
| Residence | Cedar falls, iowa |
Dellor (Powerword: Matt Vaughn) is one of the many millions who tried to reach stardom by playing video games live on Twitch. Being an autistic white americunt with hardly any charm coupled with disregard for his hygiene or trying to look even slightly presentable, you’ll be surprised to hear that he was slightly successful, for a time, until the evil corporate overlords at Twitch banned him due to his status as a minority.
While Twitch clearly had no ground for doing this other than their hatred of the gamers, some conspiracy theorists think his constant sexist remarks at women in Apex Legends, including his history of screaming nigger at teammates in Overwatch, might have influenced their decision in some way.
With a small stream audience that becomes more tired of their host with each passing day, Dellor has moved to YouTube where he now tries to copy the latest trends, both in the games he plays, and how he acts on camera, feigning energy and forcing screams as long as it brings in the cash.
The Overwatch Incident
In 2017, Dellor had slowly built up a sizeable audience on his Twitch streams and had created a reputation for being a master assassin on the virtual battlefield. He was in the top 250 of Overwatch players back when the game was still popular with children and man-children alike, and so the game was a usual sight on his stream at this time. During a tense game which had all 12 anime characters fighting for their cartoon lives, another professional Overwatch player by the name of Jumpshot, blew Dellor's pixel brains out all over the screen. As Dellor was respawning, his teammates screamed into their headpieces that Dellor was an idiot because they thought he was standing still.
Instead of denying these accusations calmly, or instead giving a sarcastic response that he hadn't thought to move, Dellor instead, hyped up with adrenaline, sweat, and just the right amount of autism, started screaming at all of them, calling them "niggers" 61 times and "big black niggers" 4 times, all whilst still streaming. It should come as no surprise that Dellor was quickly banned from Torronto eSports, the team that had sponsored his gaming career. While Dellor was quick to head to Twitter and apologize, it would seem he did not learn his lesson as viewers would see two years later.
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