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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Santino William Legan'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Le 56 Face|Amerimutt]] [[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 12 injured}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Nope}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | |||
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As [[2019]] passed its midway point ''yet another'' baby-faced retard decided to shoot up ''yet another'' densely populated area in [[USA|The Good ol' U-S of A!]] because reasons. This particular retard was '''Santino William Legan''', an angry onion munching [[wop]] who—having become angered by people enjoying garlic—headed on down to Gilroy, [[California]] to deal out some of his own Allium-scented justice. After promptly fragging three in the name of the [[Green Onions|Glorious Onion]], Legan did the world a favor and [[An Hero|offed himself]]. | |||
==Why are you doing this?== | |||
{{rainbow|BECAUSE I'M REALLY ANGRY}} | |||
==Political Motive?== | |||
As with every other [[mass shooting]] in [[Dumbfuckistan]], the [[Republicans|Republitards]] and the [[Democrats|Democraps]] sought to blame each other for the shooting. The truth is, both are correct. Much like [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], he showed interest in competing ideologies, which has the potential to generate extra [[lulz]] in the form of suburbanites attempting to find a scapegoat to blame (at the cost of being seen as an unfunny [[edgelord]]). This tried-and-true tactic has generated so much lulz and butthurt that the [[FBI]] is opening a domestic terrorism investigation after finding Legan's [[Hitman|hit list]]. Since the investigation is ongoing, it is too early to tell what will come of it; however, we here at [[ED]] aren't holding our breath, given the [[FBI]]'s track record of {{hover|incompetence|See: Nikolas Cruz}}. | |||
==Graded Score== | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded Score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | |||
|3/20 ''Had no idea what he was doing'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|4/20 ''Spammed shit; got 12 injuries'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|5/20 ''Very average American shooting -- nothing special (at least he targeted [[California]]ns)'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|10/20 ''Nobody cared besides some talk show hosts and Democrats'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|10/20 ''Anti-garlic sentiment'' | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total Score: 32/100 ('''F''')</big> | |||
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<center>'''ALL HAIL THE ONION MASTER RACE'''</center> | |||
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | |||
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span> | |||
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span> | |||
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==See Also== | |||
*[[Connor Betts]] | |||
*[[Patrick Crusius]] | |||
*[[Santino Lee]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
*{{instagram|santino_williamlegan|<strike>santino_williamlegan</strike>}} {{wayback|https://www.instagram.com/santino_williamlegan/|20190729124758|title=Wayback Machine}} | |||
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[[Category:2019]] |
Revision as of 17:41, 23 May 2022
Santino William Legan | |
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Nationality: | Amerimutt |
Highscore | 3 killed, 12 injured |
Top 50? | Nope |
Style | FPS, Singleplayer |
An Hero? | Yes |
As 2019 passed its midway point yet another baby-faced retard decided to shoot up yet another densely populated area in The Good ol' U-S of A! because reasons. This particular retard was Santino William Legan, an angry onion munching wop who—having become angered by people enjoying garlic—headed on down to Gilroy, California to deal out some of his own Allium-scented justice. After promptly fragging three in the name of the Glorious Onion, Legan did the world a favor and offed himself.
Why are you doing this?
Political Motive?
As with every other mass shooting in Dumbfuckistan, the Republitards and the Democraps sought to blame each other for the shooting. The truth is, both are correct. Much like Pekka-Eric Auvinen, he showed interest in competing ideologies, which has the potential to generate extra lulz in the form of suburbanites attempting to find a scapegoat to blame (at the cost of being seen as an unfunny edgelord). This tried-and-true tactic has generated so much lulz and butthurt that the FBI is opening a domestic terrorism investigation after finding Legan's hit list. Since the investigation is ongoing, it is too early to tell what will come of it; however, we here at ED aren't holding our breath, given the FBI's track record of incompetence.
Graded Score
Graded Score | |
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Kills: | 3/20 Had no idea what he was doing |
Accuracy: | 4/20 Spammed shit; got 12 injuries |
Style: | 5/20 Very average American shooting -- nothing special (at least he targeted Californians) |
Butthurt: | 10/20 Nobody cared besides some talk show hosts and Democrats |
Bonus: | 10/20 Anti-garlic sentiment |
Total Score: 32/100 (F) |
See Also
External Links