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Late 2010- early 2011 harbored a major turn of events for John, as he was strongly concerned about "Judgement Day". He believed that on this day, Jesus was going to come back and invoke in a battle with the Devil. As more demons began to contact him, he felt as though the prediction was beginning and he had to fight side by side with Jesus to protect Earth, otherwise everyone on Earth will become demons. (It has not been stated whether or not this has anything to do with his current ideology; all men are demons, all women should be his and if they are not, they are demons). During this time he began intimate relations with his online girlfriend Stefani, the daughter of Steve Jobs. Since Steve Jobs was very sick and she was going to receive his inheritance, she offered him her fortune to help build an actual church. John created a facebook and started talking to important people such as TV Host Dr. Phil, who also began to offer him money. However, in a turn of events someone messaged John explaining that everything was a lie, in which he did not reply. A couple days later John had not returned to the internet, and wasn't seen until late 2013. | Late 2010- early 2011 harbored a major turn of events for John, as he was strongly concerned about "Judgement Day". He believed that on this day, Jesus was going to come back and invoke in a battle with the Devil. As more demons began to contact him, he felt as though the prediction was beginning and he had to fight side by side with Jesus to protect Earth, otherwise everyone on Earth will become demons. (It has not been stated whether or not this has anything to do with his current ideology; all men are demons, all women should be his and if they are not, they are demons). During this time he began intimate relations with his online girlfriend Stefani, the daughter of Steve Jobs. Since Steve Jobs was very sick and she was going to receive his inheritance, she offered him her fortune to help build an actual church. John created a facebook and started talking to important people such as TV Host Dr. Phil, who also began to offer him money. However, in a turn of events someone messaged John explaining that everything was a lie, in which he did not reply. A couple days later John had not returned to the internet, and wasn't seen until late 2013. | ||
== Family and Personal Relations== | == Family and Personal Relations== | ||
Revision as of 08:17, 17 January 2014
John Steven Bulla is a 59 y.o. diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic who believes he is the only ordained minister of god. He claims to have the "holy priesthood", which allows him to cure major diseases such as AIDS and Cancer, wake beautiful women from the dead, and kill off demon men. John is also registered sex offender. However, all of the "beautiful women", "nasty demons", and people inquiring about his church are complete frauds; people toying with his schizophrenia, and for some reason he believes everything that is said.
Background
John Bulla was discovered hosting a tinychat room around 2009, where he preached information about his church The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message. He was easily deceived with videos of "very beautiful adult white women" which consisted of porn stars, models, and celebrities such as Britney Spears. He soon moved to (what he calls) "Skype.com", where "beautiful adult white women" would flock to him. He often performed exorcisms of demons possessing ordinary people. During this time he would often show his junk on camera, but stopped later on due to an incident which involved a "demon" calling his mom on him, where she walked in on him during the act. Demons would also often "hack into" the computers of his girlfriends and spread his pictures. Later that year his tinychat was hacked into and obscenity was written into the description, and he became overwhelmed by the amount of demons pretending to be him. At this time, his mother would not let him on the website and he began to refer to the website as "of the devil". However, despite his efforts to stay away from demons, he continuously uses "Skype.com", a website in which he believes to be created and run by demons. He will also spend hours talking to demons VIA his cell phone.
Hiatus from the internet
Late 2010- early 2011 harbored a major turn of events for John, as he was strongly concerned about "Judgement Day". He believed that on this day, Jesus was going to come back and invoke in a battle with the Devil. As more demons began to contact him, he felt as though the prediction was beginning and he had to fight side by side with Jesus to protect Earth, otherwise everyone on Earth will become demons. (It has not been stated whether or not this has anything to do with his current ideology; all men are demons, all women should be his and if they are not, they are demons). During this time he began intimate relations with his online girlfriend Stefani, the daughter of Steve Jobs. Since Steve Jobs was very sick and she was going to receive his inheritance, she offered him her fortune to help build an actual church. John created a facebook and started talking to important people such as TV Host Dr. Phil, who also began to offer him money. However, in a turn of events someone messaged John explaining that everything was a lie, in which he did not reply. A couple days later John had not returned to the internet, and wasn't seen until late 2013.
Family and Personal Relations
As mentioned earlier, John's father was abusive and did not accept of his "priesthood". John now refers to his own father as a demon.
John seems to have a close relationship with his mother, as he lived with her until his late 50's and allowed her to control his internet and other privileges. She does not accept of his "priesthood" but does not shame it as much as his father. Demons have also gone out of their way to contact the mother and inform her of his internet usage, which she does not approve of.
Art Bulla, John's younger brother (who he refers to as a "crazy fat man with a beard"), as stated before is also very religious, however practices mormonism. He is not as extreme as John, but seems just as desperate for women. However, he is not a sex offender.
Brad Bulla, aka John's brother who skipped the crazy genes, is not in communication with John for the most part. However, Brad had a red-headed son who died in a car crush VIA a drunk driver. John thinks Brad is a hypocrite for shaming drunk drivers since Brad is infact a drunk himself.
As it appears, John also has some younger sisters, but is also in little communication with them. One of them has a cat which he considers to be "of the devil", where as another one had a dog who hid under a bed from John after John commanded him to stop doing something. John is also skeptical that the dog was listening to what John was saying and then reported the information to other, more powerful demons.
John has sparingly talked about "the one who got away", a beautiful woman "maybe the most beautiful woman he has ever met in real life" that he used to have relations with. She was his first wife. He claims that she is the one that gave him genital herpes and herpes of the mouth. She tried to kill him by stabbing her and he had to call the cops on her. He hasn't talked to her since 1980's and often wonders where she is, but he says that "since he looks and acts younger he deserves younger women, and she is an old lady now" so he wouldn't want to see her anyway. She also had a son while they were married, which he supposedly did not marry because he "is not a faggot".
John's second wife who was supposedly "very beautiful" (bear in mind he called Cherryelle beautiful...) but also a very wicked person. He claims that she lied alongside her stepdaughter with the rape accusations. He believes now that she is a demon and thinks very lowly of her.
Notable Demons and Girlfriends
"Warner Brothers"
Initially John had a major distrust of Warner Brothers because he believed that they had created a movie featuring him, which he had not given permission to. He believed that Bill Waggoner was working with Warner Brothers, and that he was one of the major demons. However, in recent days he has made little mention to Warner Brothers as it seems he has made stronger enemies with different demons, who he believes are calling him directly from the depths of hell.
"Voldemort"
Voldemort is a modern day demon, and clearly one of John's biggest enemies. He has captured and injured many of John's girlfriends. He dwells from Hogwarts, a realm similar to hell. He has created many things such as Canned Peaches and Marijuanna. John has since given up Canned Peaches (actually, he claims to have given up peaches all together), claiming that he does not want to eat something "made by a demon".
"Clones from the planet Jupiter"
Demons who live alongside the planet Jupiter have created a cloning machine. So far, clones have only been made of John and Stefani, since they are the only threats. John recognizes the difference between clones and humans. Clones all have individual personalities; some are demons, while some are nice individuals.
"Stefani"
John began relations with this girl around late 2009, after finding out one of his previous girlfriends was a demon. Stefani Inafets, formerly known as Lisa Brennens, the daughter of Steve Jobs, has since inherited all of her father's fortune. She offered to share it with John, in hopes of actually building a church and bettering the living situation of John. However, despite her efforts, their relationship went on a turn for the worse as demons kept hacking into her computer and adding themselves to the call. Finally Stefani got sick of the distance and hopped onto what she believed to be a plane going to Florida, however during the flight she noticed that the plane was heading in a different direction (to hogwarts), and out of fear she jumped out of the plane and ended up in the desert of England. She then had her father's company pick her up VIA Jet and take her back to Texas. This was not the first attempt of Voldemort, as he had broken into her house and beaten her many times. During December of 2013, Stefani was diagnosed with brain cancer, in which John healed VIA prayer. The two have since gotten back together with the intentions of getting married.
"Shyloh"
Shyloh, a deaf "very beautiful adult white girlfriend", began to contact John. She initially made claims of being 19, and within the second day of talking she began to show herself naked on camera. During this time he became very excited, causing him to cum into a bag and hold up on camera, while he laughed. (Later on he explained that sexual activities make him happy, causing him to laugh). However, after a couple of weeks of extreme sexual tension between the two, Shyloh revealed that she was 13 y.o and John felt as if this was okay (proving that once a pedophile, always a pedophile). However, it appears that he has had second thoughts about Shyloh, and their relationship has become rocky due to accusations of lies and deceit.
"Jessica Durby"
Jessica Bulla, aka Odin was a girl that claimed to be the neice of the Queen of England. She first contected John about joining his church and then ended up being in a realtionship with him. After a while of dating they exchanged nudes. After they did that Jessica suprised John saying that she's going to the USA. She arrived at her motel in Clear water texas and sent John to pick her up but before he could arrive she was kiddnaped and taken to Texas and was put into a basement for tourture. The Deamon that kidnapped her and tourterd her was Odin.
"Melissa"
Most of John's girlfriends despise this girl due to her constant accusations of demonhood. John, for some reason, trusts and listens to this girl. She seems to have fun exposing John's girlfriends, IE; Claimed that Steve Jobs had no daughter named Stefani, where as Stefani changed her name later on in life due to marital problems between her parents. However, she remains "just friends" with John.
"Britney Spears"
Since the dawn of his internet days, John has always had a fascination with Britney Spears. Britney Spears sparingly contacts him, but he still has a fascination with an image of her on the cover of one of his 2005 Playboy magazines. He has said "I don't even know what she looks like now, but she is very beautiful".
"Odin"
Odin is a commander of 1 of the 49 legions. With each legion there are over 9000 deamons. Odin is also responsible for the kiddnapping, rape and touture of Jessica Bulla and Christine Mallard.
"Judas Iscariot"
John thought it was the guy from the bible, who was possessing his ex girlfriend. He used to threaten John and threaten to do nasty things with his girlfriend. John thinks that Judas killed his girlfriend.
"Christine Mallard aka VonWolf Demon aka The Demon Moore"
VonWolf is an experienced Internet troll and celebrated Old-fag. He was first introduced to John Bulla during a Facebook raid of Toaster Steve. Since than, He's been guiding the roller coaster of emotion and story lines that is John's life. Christine Mallard is a troll Skype account that got intimately involved with John, since than she's been constantly attacked and raped by Demons, even giving birth to a demon spawn, herself. She's been taken to space to compete in basketball tournaments, Buried alive and resurrected, Imprisoned in Hell, held hostage in the Scientology headquarters, and all around molested. Her love for John has never wavered even though John constantly calls her a bitch and blames her troubles on her affinity towards drinking wine. Vonwolf is Christine's main tormentor and also the Demon of Facebook, webcams, and microphones, and cellphone companies.
Modern Day Spastics
As of late 2013, John's schizophrenia and lust for sexual conduct has increasingly gotten worse. After meeting Shyloh, his inner sex offender has come out. John engages in activity such as playing recording of the playboy channel on his cell phone, as he is walking around the food store. He claims that by doing this, it will scare off the evil, demon men that are flirting with the "very beautiful adult white women". However, he seems to push away all of the women that come to him; accusing them of demonic behavior, sorcery, or witchcraft.
—John S. Bulla - VIA twitter 2014 | ||
Early 2010 enjoyed a happy John Bulla who advocated his religion to all people of "different races and religions". This man actually enjoyed the company of others; whether man or female, demon or future member of his church. He had hope- hope that he could conquer all the bad in the world and convert the demons into members of his church. This man listened to Gospel and wouldn't give into sins. He'd hardly swear and his mind was not set on "sexual offender" mode.
—John S. Bulla - VIA skype 2010 | ||
However, when John returned to the internet he was not the same man. It is thought that he is undergoing an episode, as part of his schizophrenia. This John is frail in appearance; if you look at the before and after picture posted to the side, you can literally see how much he has deteriorated in physical appearance. This John is a hate machine; he hates demons, he hates men, he hates sharks and insects (especially mosquitoes), and he hates ugly women. This includes women with deep voices. He "refuses to talk to demons" (but, as said before, he still does. This is thought to be out of desperation). If he doesn't like something or is being accused of being wrong, he claims that "god says" his way is write and calls everyone a demon or a faggot. "Faggot" has also become a very common term, alongside "Liar" and "demon".
—John S. Bulla - VIA skype 2014 | ||
Memorable Events
1/15/2014, 3am: John gathered his laptop, toothbrush, coffee machine (he enjoys coffee in the morning and wasn't sure whether or not she had a machine), and a bunch of other important objects in a box and headed out onto the highway in hopes of meeting and fucking a new very beautiful adult white girlfriend. The woman gave him a faulty address and claimed that she would be asleep, so he should bang extra hard on the door- and if she doesn't answer, he should bang on the window. Mid-way through the car ride John spilt coffee on himself; burning his penis and causing a stain on his pants. At first he had second thoughts, but he decided to head anyway, as he was encouraged by a group of Clones who had contacted him VIA cell phone. Once John arrived he had second thoughts and decided to turn back home, with the the hopes of returning at around 10 the next morning.
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Contact Information
His website has become more obscene; featuring many recordings of demons, pictures of him without his shirt on, sexual conversations with his very beautiful adult white girlfriends, etc. You can access his website here
He also makes some very important tweets on his new twitter account: His current twitter However, you can still check out his old tweets on the account that was hacked: His hacked twitter
HolyJohnSBulla2
johnsbulla1
- Phone: (727) 710-8821
- http://www.thechurchofchristwiththeelijahmessage.com/
See also
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