The Honkening

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The Honkening or the "Freedom Convoy" was a lulzy protest carried out by the truckers of Canada in early 2022. Basically, the Soypreme Leader of Soviet Kanuckistan, Justin Trudeau was going to FORCE truckers to get one of the available Wu-Flu Vaccines so they'd be able to Haul their Loads. Now, in 'Murica this kind of State action would be a voluntary-per-person suggestion; Yet- it would still be met with massive anger and possibly even violent pushback by the USA populace (depending on the state, of course). But in the land of Politeness and Cuckery, little ol' Canada, it would result in a simple Sit-In by the trucking industry: From this easy'n'simple, super-kind act came massive liberal butthurt and eventually even Emergency Powers Act usage by Trudeau.

Trudeau Quarantines

During the peak of these peaceful demonstrations, and scared by the prospect of having to do Prime Minister work (like talking to people to solve a political and economic issue), the "PM" of Canada "caught Covid" and had to conveniently "quarantine" from the public. Or - "While the wheels turn", and terrified by the sounds of trucks hocking their horns, the PM hides from the mean hateful Truckers ... How sad! You might be wondering why he didn't just use Zoom, Teams, Skype, Webex or Google Meet to engage with them, like what he, that whole country, and in fact the entire world has been doing for the better part of two years now thanks to Chinkypox. The problem there was that those horns are SCARY, and "not being able to meet with them" while hiding in his house gives him an excuse to just enact Emergency Powers Palpatine-style and put an end to their protest once and for all.

HONK HONK

One of the things that made the leftist-outrage-media Big Mad was the constant honking by the Convoy of Truckers. Eventually, an order was made by the Canadian officials that effectively banned honking horns. This action was met by EVEN MOAR TRUCK-HONKING. After the steam had lifted and the OG Freedom Convoy had passed, Americans decided to "Culturally Appropriate" the original Freedom Convoy in and around Washington DC. Not much came from this American Copycat faggotry.

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  Clown-world media outlet New York Times blames Russia for the Convoy.

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HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER Train Horn HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER Reddit takes the hatchback for a spin. The Donald approves. Glowies IRL Run Justin, Run! Granny gets mowed down by a horse. Redditor steals a flag from a little girl. Previous Video | Next Video

In conclusion...

The prime minister fled for his life from his own working class constituents who setup a bouncy castle and asked to talk about their health autonomy and livelihoods.

He returned after his Jem'Hadar trampled the village elders.

See also

• Canada
• Coronavirus
• Justin Trudeau
• Clown World, Chen - other sources of HONK-ing

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