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[[Image:Count_Chuckula.jpg|thumb|left|200px|"My dark life as a goth."]] | [[Image:Count_Chuckula.jpg|thumb|left|200px|"My dark life as a goth."]] | ||
[[File:Chuckferatu.jpg|thumb|right|300px|]] | [[File:Chuckferatu.jpg|thumb|right|300px|A near accurate depiction of Chuckula aside from the Bacardi 151]] | ||
[[File:ChuckAngry.gif|thumb|left|200px|Chuck going full-retard]] | [[File:ChuckAngry.gif|thumb|left|200px|Chuck going full-retard]] | ||
'''Chuckula''', otherwise known as '''Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II''', is a [[racism|racist]], [[sexism|sexist]], [[transvestite|cross-dressing]] [[virgin]] and a self-proclaimed [[Christian]] [[vampire]] [[goth]] [[Cool story bro|alternative model]] who lives in Jacksonville, [[Florida]]. | '''Chuckula''', otherwise known as '''Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II''', is a [[racism|racist]], [[sexism|sexist]], [[transvestite|cross-dressing]] [[virgin]] and a self-proclaimed [[Christian]] [[vampire]] [[goth]] [[Cool story bro|alternative model]] who lives in Jacksonville, [[Florida]]. | ||
Having been unemployed for over four years and making no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing [[video games]], sucking up taxpayer money, [[faggot|jerking off while sobbing]], and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous [[trolls]] that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "[[fat|curvy]]" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the [[idiot]] he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls. | Having been unemployed for over four years and making little to no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing [[video games]], sucking up taxpayer money, [[faggot|jerking off while sobbing]], and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous [[trolls]] that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "[[fat|curvy]]" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the [[idiot]] he is. Such [[attention whore|attention-seeking behavior]], coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls. | ||
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|I stand for [[sex|love]], [[Brian Peppers|beauty]], [[drama|peace]], [[rage|justice]] and [[rape|romance]].| Chuck, being delusional | |I stand for [[sex|love]], [[Brian Peppers|beauty]], [[drama|peace]], [[rage|justice]] and [[rape|romance]].| Chuck, being delusional | ||
|Just give up Dr. Eggman, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] always wins against you.| Chuck, giving commentary on one of his favorite games}} | |Just give up Dr. Eggman, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] always wins against you.| Chuck, giving commentary on one of his favorite games}} | ||
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He is incredibly easy to infuriate if given the right insult or enough heckling, usually responding with either a pathetic attempt at a retort or a ridiculous amount of status updates about it. If and when Chuck reaches critical mass, he will promptly [[ragequit|deactivate his Facebook account]] for a period of time that can last anywhere from a few hours to a week. | |||
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* [http://www.chuckupedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuckula Chuckupedia - A shitty Wiki] | * [http://www.chuckupedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuckula Chuckupedia - A shitty Wiki] | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/chuck.stegall?fref=ts/ Chuck's Facebook Page] | * [https://www.facebook.com/chuck.stegall?fref=ts/ Chuck's Facebook Page] | ||
* [https://myspace.com/gothicvamp777/ Chuck's Myspace Page] | |||
* [https://twitter.com/ChuckStegall/ Chuck's Active Twitter Feed] | * [https://twitter.com/ChuckStegall/ Chuck's Active Twitter Feed] | ||
* [https://twitter.com/ChuckStegall/ Chuck's Defunct Twitter Feed] | * [https://twitter.com/ChuckStegall/ Chuck's Defunct Twitter Feed] | ||
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Chuckula, otherwise known as Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II, is a racist, sexist, cross-dressing virgin and a self-proclaimed Christian vampire goth alternative model who lives in Jacksonville, Florida.
Having been unemployed for over four years and making little to no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing video games, sucking up taxpayer money, jerking off while sobbing, and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous trolls that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "curvy" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the idiot he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls.
Various examples include:
— Chuck, saying what he thinks is badass | ||
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He is incredibly easy to infuriate if given the right insult or enough heckling, usually responding with either a pathetic attempt at a retort or a ridiculous amount of status updates about it. If and when Chuck reaches critical mass, he will promptly deactivate his Facebook account for a period of time that can last anywhere from a few hours to a week.
Trolling
The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self-importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get butthurt and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the Gothic version of Chris Chan. In fact, one of his "girlfriends" actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.
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External Links
- Chuckupedia - A shitty Wiki
- Chuck's Facebook Page
- Chuck's Myspace Page
- Chuck's Active Twitter Feed
- Chuck's Defunct Twitter Feed
- Chuckula On Meme Generator
See Also
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