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'''Monica Punk''' ([[Powerword|Monica C Olson]]) is a [[fat]], [[lesbian]] [[autistic]] with [[Basement_dweller|no job who lives at her mom's house]], plays 20 instruments despite obviously having learned to play exactly zero, uploads 50 videos on YouTube a day and thinks she is in a gang - [[lol|despite the fact she calls the police crying when people troll her on the internet]]. | '''Monica Punk''' ([[Powerword|Monica C Olson]]) is a [[fat]], [[lesbian]] [[autistic]] with [[Basement_dweller|no job who lives at her mom's house]], plays 20 instruments despite obviously having learned to play exactly zero, uploads 50 videos on YouTube a day and thinks she is in a gang - [[lol|despite the fact she calls the police crying when people troll her on the internet]]. | ||
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Since | Since being fired from Hot Topic, she has decided to become a waste of space [[welfare|paid for]] by [[You|tax slaves]] to sit on her fat ass, explaining (badly) about how she got there in the first place, and why [[aspergers|she can't be bothered working at all]]. She also thinks that [[USI|she's somehow better than everybody else because she's lazy]]. | ||
Her new lazy-ass vocation all kicked off when she posted a video in which she repeatedly says "...I just...don't want a job" and complains about how she was dropped from Hot Topic because she was too lazy to work there. She said a bunch of lulzy things as well, including a claim that she was all about "Fun and games" despite the fact that she's the most boring individual you will ever come across, and therefore the last person you would want to interact with. | Her new lazy-ass vocation all kicked off when she posted a video in which she repeatedly says "...I just...don't want a job" and complains about how she was dropped from Hot Topic because she was [[too lazy]] to work there. She said a bunch of lulzy things as well, including a claim that she was all about "Fun and games" despite the fact that she's the most boring individual you will ever come across, and therefore the last person you would want to interact with. | ||
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Of course, Monica never really understood in the first place that [[Poor|if you are on social security]] and [[retarded|you reveal to the entire world via Social Media]] that you are too lazy to even fucking think, somebody at | Of course, Monica never really understood in the first place that [[Poor|if you are on social security]] and [[retarded|you reveal to the entire world via Social Media]] that you are too lazy to even fucking think, somebody at Social Security will [[v&|eventually take your moniez away]] due to the fact that you aren't fucking trying at all. Further lulz occurred when upon seeing this video, [[nazis|social media justice warriors]] became involved, and told Monica to get a job like most people, and that she wasn't an artist as she was too lazy to even have a [[Deviantart]] account - NOW THAT'S LAZY! | ||
==Stop bullying me! Baaawwwww!== | ==Stop bullying me! Baaawwwww!== | ||
[[File:Monica Punk Thuglife.jpg|thumb|Thug 4 lyfe]] | [[File:Monica Punk Thuglife.jpg|thumb|Thug 4 lyfe]] | ||
In full [[emo]] form, Monica produced a second video, because enraged social media warriors who had started flame wars on the | In full [[emo]] form, Monica produced a second video, because enraged social media warriors who had started flame wars on the YouTube comments section, had told her to not be lazy and get a job. | ||
What was amusing was Monica's half-assed attempt at [[Jessi_Slaughter|producing a video asking people to not bully her]] after she posted [[asking_for_it|her last video confessing she couldn't be bothered]]. This video was such a lazy production, she didn't even plan to move her lips - because she was expecting to get the court's answerphone system to do all the talking which also conveniently taking on her [[lolsuit|e-writ]] - taking all the work out of her complaint. | What was amusing was Monica's half-assed attempt at [[Jessi_Slaughter|producing a video asking people to not bully her]] after she posted [[asking_for_it|her last video confessing she couldn't be bothered]]. This video was such a lazy production, she didn't even plan to move her lips - because she was expecting to get the court's answerphone system to do all the talking which also conveniently taking on her [[lolsuit|e-writ]] - taking all the work out of her complaint. | ||
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Monica Punk (Monica C Olson) is a fat, lesbian autistic with no job who lives at her mom's house, plays 20 instruments despite obviously having learned to play exactly zero, uploads 50 videos on YouTube a day and thinks she is in a gang - despite the fact she calls the police crying when people troll her on the internet.
She epitomizes the type of fat, waste of space and the money off of other people's backs, who is so stupid she makes Sarah Palin actually look sane, and was actually retarded enough to get banned from Hot Topic where she worked - the sort of person you would love to smack in the face - but never would for fear of loosing ones hands in her fat-folds. Even Xiao Rishu wouldn't be caught dead trying to help her baaawwing ass!
The only positive thing about Monica is that you will never, ever receive and STD from Monica - but you would have to be batshit blind to end up even contemplating tapping this ass - and there's certainly a lot of ass to go around here - along with the haircut, which is pig colored - and something she put more effort into than getting a job. KNOW YOUR PRIORITIES!!
You can take this job and stick it
Since being fired from Hot Topic, she has decided to become a waste of space paid for by tax slaves to sit on her fat ass, explaining (badly) about how she got there in the first place, and why she can't be bothered working at all. She also thinks that she's somehow better than everybody else because she's lazy.
Her new lazy-ass vocation all kicked off when she posted a video in which she repeatedly says "...I just...don't want a job" and complains about how she was dropped from Hot Topic because she was too lazy to work there. She said a bunch of lulzy things as well, including a claim that she was all about "Fun and games" despite the fact that she's the most boring individual you will ever come across, and therefore the last person you would want to interact with.
—Monica Punk | ||
—But you just said you're too lazy to die...how the fuck..? | ||
—Monica's number 1 most (over)used word! | ||
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The following video has been rated 'F' for 'Fat whiny bitch' by ED film censors. |
Of course, Monica never really understood in the first place that if you are on social security and you reveal to the entire world via Social Media that you are too lazy to even fucking think, somebody at Social Security will eventually take your moniez away due to the fact that you aren't fucking trying at all. Further lulz occurred when upon seeing this video, social media justice warriors became involved, and told Monica to get a job like most people, and that she wasn't an artist as she was too lazy to even have a Deviantart account - NOW THAT'S LAZY!
Stop bullying me! Baaawwwww!
In full emo form, Monica produced a second video, because enraged social media warriors who had started flame wars on the YouTube comments section, had told her to not be lazy and get a job.
What was amusing was Monica's half-assed attempt at producing a video asking people to not bully her after she posted her last video confessing she couldn't be bothered. This video was such a lazy production, she didn't even plan to move her lips - because she was expecting to get the court's answerphone system to do all the talking which also conveniently taking on her e-writ - taking all the work out of her complaint.
Unfortunately - like everything about Monica, she couldn't be bothered going through what was for her a difficult conversation involving pressing numbers on her keypad to make choices - which took up too much of Monica's brain power. So she hung up and alternatively called 911, which has just three options which was easier for her.
The response from the 911 operator is highly amusing:
—Monica, describing somebody who could be bothered to be any of the above | ||
How Monica's fat ass didn't end up in the local police cells for wasting police time beggars belief - especially as Monica couldn't even be bothered contacting the adminz of YouTube.
For her next lulzy outing, Monica put in more effort - she smoked Meth which was left over by a visiting friend, bothered to pick up and drink from a good twenty beer bottles or so, and then posted a series of these rants on her YouTube account, all of which have a certain hobo-rantish charm, which included the following gem:
—Monica Punk, on methadone, again paid for by you | ||
If Monica didn't weigh as much as the SS 'Oasis of the Seas', and hadn't been smashed over the head with an ugly tree-trunk at birth, then maybe she might have had something on Jessi Slaughter?
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