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Anna first started standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] bitches are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but never got them because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a [[woman]] is meant to. After being sick and tired of being a nobody in the public eye, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the web. | Anna first started standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] bitches are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but never got them because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a [[woman]] is meant to. After being sick and tired of being a nobody in the public eye, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the web. | ||
She met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in 2011 and forced him to star in her 10 Second Traumas web mini-series because she still wasn't getting dick pics in her inbox even with an official website up. After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself" which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same. | She met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in 2011 and forced him to star in her 10 Second Traumas web mini-series because she still wasn't getting dick pics in her inbox even with an official website up. After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself" which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same.Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career. | ||
Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches. | |||
Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience. Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing [[autotune]]d song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the [[degenerate]] fuck she is. | |||
==Zoophilia== | |||
Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in [[Hell]]. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her [[Patreon]] to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those [[autistic]] simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy). | |||
==Rape== | |||
Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty. | |||
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Revision as of 07:34, 29 August 2024
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Anna Akana is an untalented unfunny bisexual chink zoophile who rose to fame solely for sucking her ex-boyfriend Ray William Johnson's cock in 2011. She is the definition of a gold-digging feminazi and a hypocrite who can't stop herself from getting raped because she dresses like a slut. Anna routinely engages in bestiality with her pet cats and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure. Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed simps and dykes manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.
Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's Ant-Man, where she was dubbed over by a man because who wouldn't want to take her spotlight just to rape her.
Killing her sister
On Valentine's Day 2007 Anna got into an argument with her 13-year-old sister Kristina over who will grow up to be a sluttier bitch and kept being a cunt by saying her little sister would never see the day of being fucked by any living thing. This caused Kristina to hang herself in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so instead of committing suicide herself, she decided to abuse drugs like a pussy sucking on a pity dick in front of everyone she knew. The sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were used as chocolate milk mix subsequently. Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead whore of a sister's hair for her dickriders to tape onto their pre-OP tranny genitals and use as pubes during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her simp-bait thirst traps and progressive PC bullshit videos made to promote her shitty standup or music.
Fucking RWJ for fame
Anna first started standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because Asian bitches are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but never got them because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a woman is meant to. After being sick and tired of being a nobody in the public eye, Anna decided to suck a faggot's AIDS-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the web.
She met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in 2011 and forced him to star in her 10 Second Traumas web mini-series because she still wasn't getting dick pics in her inbox even with an official website up. After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself" which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same.Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career.
Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.
Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic incels they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience. Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing autotuned song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the degenerate fuck she is.
Zoophilia
Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in Hell. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her Patreon to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those autistic simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy).
Rape
Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty.
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