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'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something <s>[[man]]</s> <s>[[woman]]</s> [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2015]] starting with the articles [[LeonX]], [[Netorare]], [[Revolutionary Girl Utena]], [[Netoraserare]] and [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]. It is merely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].
'''GirlOnInternet'''{{cite}} is a 30-something <s>[[man]]</s> <s>[[woman]]</s> [[Cyberpunk|advanced AI construct]] that has been editing [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] since late [[2015]] starting with the articles [[LeonX]], [[Netorare]], [[Revolutionary Girl Utena]], [[Netoraserare]] and [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]. It is purely [[Coincidence Detector|(((coincidental)))]] that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be [[Goy|GOI]].


== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==
== The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet ==

Revision as of 02:55, 28 July 2024

GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: Girlvinyl's OhInternet
GirlOnInternet's catch phrase.


GirlOnInternet[citation needed] is a 30-something man woman advanced AI construct that has been editing Encyclopædia Dramatica since late 2015 starting with the articles LeonX, Netorare, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Netoraserare and Fallout: Shadow of Boston. It is purely (((coincidental))) that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be GOI.

The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet

GirlDoingCrime

GirlOnTrump

GirlOnPolitics

GirlAtLaw

GirlOnImmigration

GirlOnCamel

GirlOnGirl

GirlOnShortbus

GirlWatchingAnime

GirlOnGaming

GirlOnSports

GirlInJungle

GirlBeingRandom

Drafts (These might actually be completed some day.)

GirlOnInternet = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Satisfied Customers

Victim of GirlOnInternet
   
 
Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.
 

 
 

—100% satisfaction guaranteed!


   
 
Ok fuck you! Your articles are garbage. I hope your mother dies you fucking cuck
 

 
 

—Sean Miller's glowing review of GirlOnInternets' services

   
 
Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?
 

 
 

—Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Lucian Hodoboc article

   
 
You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??
 

 
 

—GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Kesha article

How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald

   
 
Jews murdered Jesus.
 

 
 

—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

See Also



GirlOnInternet
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Theocratic Branch Spiritual Advancement Guru MeepsheepBrother HipcrimeOur Dear Leader GloriousReaderHardchat Royalty Likeicare
Judicial Branch Judge BoudicaDrama Detective GirlOnInternetArbchatInternet court
Intelligence Division Arctic Research Scientist CakuChanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit Kentucky Colonel FleacollerindustryCordial Cyborg JacketKaptein-Commandant Conciërge TabsE-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan
Communications Network Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKERLogistics Expert ScumhookMaysamProfessor A Fucking BoxCommissar MegaManlyMemetic Warfare Director ChimplordReal Celebrity Paul Rudd
Department of Defense "Old Bone" KleetusCatalogue Cleaning Crew CobaltcatGooner Killer NEVER GOON
Founding Documents ED:HelpED:101ED:LULZED:OATH



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