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HOLY SHIT THE CYBER BULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER!1!11!!! MISHA WILL STOP THEM!11!1!!!1

“	Hi, my name is Misha and this is my Youtube channel!!! Subscribe to see more crazy stuff! E-mail address below is just for business and media purposes. We don't reply to other stuff.	„
—If anyone cares...

Individuals with severe autism are known for making unusual, sudden movements, such as the flapping of the hands.

Misha likes to write songs about people who hate him.

Misha Silenosti (Real name: Michal "Misha" Florian; b. January 2, 2007: Age 17) is a retarded, unfunny, buck-toothed Czech YouTube faggot, mostly known for his Pokemon Go Song and Cyberbully Channels are Cancer songs and is yet another perfect example of why children shouldn't be allowed access to the internet. The content he "produces" consists of shitty song parodies about vidya games and stuff he doesn't like, videos of him playing Meinkampf, and even a couple videos of where he gets shot with a banana and explodes. No seriously. Although only a couple of these types of videos exist, his career of intense faggotry on YouTube has (somehow) earned him over 300,000 subscribers. He cannot sing, make decent (and not retarded) videos that are actually worth watching, or stop being a faggot by attempting to be funny for more than a second.

Facts

Did you know...

... that his real name is Michal Florian?
... that he is Czech, and not Russian?
... that he suffers from USI?
... that he thinks he's funny?
... that he is hated by most of the internet?
... that he has a huge gap between his teeth?
... that he disables ratings on his videos?
... that he hates LeafyIsHere?
... that if he ever discovers this article, he'll make a song about how ED is CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER?
... that he thinks the internet is his personal army?
... that when he releases a retarded video on YouTube, he gets "cyberbullied", and then gets all butthurt about the "haters"?
... that his retarded brother wrote all his songs, except "CYBER BULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER" which was written by his parents?
... that one of his public appearances was canceled because of the amount of death threats he received?
... that he got a "girlfriend" from playing Minecraft?
... that he lives in Brno, Czech Republic?
... that his older brother's name is Olda Florian?
... that he became "famous" after his Pokemon Go Song video went viral?
... that he gets "straight-A's" on his report cards?
... that he thinks he's a celebrity just because he has 300,000+ subscribers on YouTube?
... that his YouTube name is officially "Misha / Mishovy silenosti" because he can't make up his mind between Misha or Mishovy?
... that he is vegan?
... that he can fit Vegan Gains's tiny cock in the space in his teeth?
... that he "gets hoes" from his youtube revenue?

Misha's "Girlfriend"

Apparently, Misha has a girlfriend (only known as "Denca") that he claims to have met while playing on his favorite Meinkampf server. On July 7, 2016, Misha released a video titled, "GIRLFRIEND TAG!!!" which appears to be filmed in his bedroom. It shows Misha, along with his purported "girlfriend" sitting on his bed while someone behind the camera asks them questions about their "relationship".

Would you want that to be your girlfriend?

Some argue that the girl in the video is in fact not his girlfriend, but rather his sister. Compared to the idea of her being his girlfriend, this theory seems much more accurate, considering that an autistic faggot as profound as Misha would never get an actual girlfriend. Perhaps the point of this video was to was just to make him look "cool" after looking like an idiot on the internet. The video also shows him kissing her, this confirms Misha is inbred.

	“	Holy Fucking Shit - please tell me that all of you CLEARLY see that she's just a fucking GOLD DIGGER. I mean, I TOTALLY get why ratings are disabled.	„
	— Kavser

	“	Now imagine if it was a 16 year old boy and 9 year old girl.	„
	— Louis Blyth

	“	wait what the fuck this two yr old has a damn girlfriend??? pass the bleach	„
	— iM2bMLG

	“	He found his girlfriend in a dumpster behind a restaurant eating a rat. he asked her if she wanted to be his girlfriend and she looked at him like "WTF." He had to teach him the weird ass language he speaks. He never met her in Minecraft.	„
	— Harrison Rimmele

	“	Thats ur fucking sister	„
	— Marlo Hernandez, stating the obvious.

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Videos

	“	DO NOT WANT!	„
	—The collective reaction to any content Misha produces.

Underage prostitution? On my YouTube? If you press 3 a bunch
of times, you will hear him say "and pussy too".

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Reaction from the Internet

Here are some of the things the internet had to say about Misha:

	“	Okay, seriously: How old are you? I thought YouTube was only for 18+, maybe for 13+ now, but you don't even look like.. 11.	„
	— Midolir

	“	Go to hell, please. miserable creature	„
	— Michal Rama

	“	are you fuckin kidin me? Thats terrible! what is point of all this?	„
	— John Whasko

	“	Mr. Trump can build 10 walls and it still wouldn't be enough to fill the gap between your teeth.	„
	— Mary Moore

	“	The ratings aren't the only thing disabled..	„
	— Kawaii Penguin

	“	You're good with the guitar but I feel sorry for you having a brother like that.	„
	— ⊹⊱⋛PICKLE⋚⊰⊹

	“	pls shoot your brother!	„
	— DKC Snipex aka. Buck

	“	[Misha] is the most shitty thing ever, and you too, go fuck your self!	„
	— Tibanes

	“	Ur brother [Misha] is a piece of shit	„
	— Kalcitrocitron

	“	Go die in a hole for supporting misha	„
	— $ cX

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External Links

Email Address

[email protected] - Feel free to do as you please...

Social Networking

Misha's Steam - Read the profile comments for maximum lulz.
Misha's Steam Group
Misha's Facebook Blog
Misha's Google+

YouTube Channels

Misha Silenosti - His main channel.
Misha's Czech Channel
This Faggot Even Has a Let's Play Channel

Other

Misha's Brother's Steam - Owns Misha's steam group. If you look at the comments on his profile, it is evident that nobody likes Misha Silenosti.

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Misha Silenosti: Difference between revisions

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Facts

Misha's "Girlfriend"