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{{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}}
{{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mutsuo Toi'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mert Altinas'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Japan|Japanese]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:MiniflagJapan.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 31, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|6th Place <br/> 1st: [[Anders_Behring_Breivik|Sir Anders Behring Breivik]] <br/> 2nd: [[Woo Bum-kon]] <br/> 3rd: [[Omar Mateen]] <br/> 5th: [[Cho_Seung-Hui|Cho Seung-Hui]]}} <br/> 7th: [[Campo Elías Delgado]]
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|[[Nope]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes - Did it with a shotgun}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Police Brutality|Killed by police]]}}
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'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' is the modern day Black Hand, by instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started WW3 by shooting [[Russia]]'s ambassador, '''Andrey Karlov''' live on camera.  
'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' is the modern day Black Hand, by instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started WW3 by shooting [[Russia]]'s ambassador, '''Andrey Karlov''' live on camera.  
<center>[[File:Mert Altinas Victory pose.jpg|600px]]<br />
<center>[[File:Mert Altinas Victory pose.jpg|600px]]<br />

Revision as of 19:14, 19 December 2016

   
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Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!
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Mert Altinas
Nationality: Turkish  
Highscore Killed 1
Top 25? Nope.
Style Single player
An Hero? Killed by police


Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş is the modern day Black Hand, by instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started WW3 by shooting Russia's ambassador, Andrey Karlov live on camera.


Now teabag him


This happens when you forget Aleppo

Pwned


Blood cheat enabled

Score

Graded score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 17/20 1 kill; 0 injured
Style: 12/20 Fuck it, we'll do it live (5 extra points!)
Butthurt: 25/20 WW3
Bonus: 6/20
Total score: 61/100 (C)


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