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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mert Altinas'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Mert Altinas'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]] [[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]] [[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1.}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|[[Nope]].}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|[[Nope|Nope, not even]].}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Police Brutality|Killed by police]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Police Brutality|Killed by police]]}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' is the modern day Black Hand, by instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started | '''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' is the modern day Black Hand, by instead of starting [[World War 1]], he single-handedly started [[World War 3]]. On the evening of December 19, [[2016]] in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the [[Generation Y|22 year old]] assassinated [[Russia]]'s ambassador to Turkey, '''Andrey Karlov''', live on camera. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a [[Cop|police officer]]. While Altintas was not on duty, he [[Lulz|used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun.]] Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security [[Wut|because of the ambassador’s presence]]. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the [[Shit nobody cares about|Turkish state-run media agency.]] Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to [[An Hero|die]], witnesses said. | ||
{{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}} | {{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}} | ||
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==Photos== | ==Photos== | ||
<center>{{frame|[[File:Mert Altinas Victory pose.jpg|600px|center]]|border=#007A3D|background= #CE1126;}}</center> | <center>{{frame|[[File:Mert Altinas Victory pose.jpg|600px|center]]|border=#007A3D|background= #CE1126;}}</center> | ||
<center>'''Now teabag him'''</center><br /><br /> | |||
<center>'''Now [[teabag]] him.'''</center><br /><br /> | |||
<center>{{frame|[[File:Mevlüt Mert Altintas.jpg|600px|center]]|border=#007A3D|background= #CE1126;}}</center><br /> | <center>{{frame|[[File:Mevlüt Mert Altintas.jpg|600px|center]]|border=#007A3D|background= #CE1126;}}</center><br /> | ||
<center>'''This happens [[Gary Johnson|when you forget Aleppo]]'''</center> | <center>'''This happens [[Gary Johnson|when you forget Aleppo!]]'''</center> | ||
==Pwned== | ==Pwned== | ||
<center>{{frame|[[File:Mert Altinas Ded.jpg|600px|center]]|border=#007A3D|background= #CE1126;}}</center> | <center>{{frame|[[File:Mert Altinas Ded.jpg|600px|center]]|border=#007A3D|background= #CE1126;}}</center> | ||
<center>''' | |||
<center>[[GTA|'''Extreme blood cheat enabled.''']]</center> | |||
==Score== | ==Score== | ||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | ||
| | |14/20 ''1 kill; 3 injured'' | ||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | ||
|12/20 ''Fuck it, we'll do it live'' (5 extra points!) | |12/20 [[Bill O'Reilly|''Fuck it, we'll do it live!'']] (5 extra points!) | ||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | ||
|25/20 ''WW3'' | |25/20 ''Initiated WW3'' | ||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | ||
|6/20 | |6/20 | ||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: | ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 58/100 ('''D''')</big> | ||
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File:MevlutCheckem.gif | File:MevlutCheckem.gif | ||
</gallery>|}} | </gallery>|}} | ||
==External Links== | |||
*[https://twitter.com/rianru/status/810894806075506689/video/1 Video of the attack on Twitter] | |||
*[http://heavy.com/news/2016/12/mert-altintas-turkey-turkish-police-officer-russian-ambassador-karlov-assassination-shooter-gunman-photos-pictures/ Article detailing him and the event in general] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[World War 3]] | *[[World War 3]] | ||
*[[Remove Kebab]] | *[[Remove Kebab]] | ||
*[[Terrorist]] | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{islam}} | {{islam}} | ||
{{BNA}} | {{BNA}} | ||
Revision as of 07:30, 26 December 2016
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| Nationality: | Turkish 
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| Highscore | Killed 1. |
| Top 25? | Nope, not even. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Killed by police |
Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş is the modern day Black Hand, by instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started World War 3. On the evening of December 19, 2016 in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the 22 year old assassinated Russia's ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlov, live on camera. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a police officer. While Altintas was not on duty, he used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun. Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security because of the ambassador’s presence. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the Turkish state-run media agency. Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to die, witnesses said.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 14/20 1 kill; 3 injured |
| Style: | 12/20 Fuck it, we'll do it live! (5 extra points!) |
| Butthurt: | 25/20 Initiated WW3 |
| Bonus: | 6/20 |
| Total score: 58/100 (D) | |
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