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2016... another shitty year. Censorship and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is Global Laming. Its effects on the Earth are beginning to have extreme results, with some of the biggest storms in history, excessive droughts, and the hottest months on record. Leftists have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place.. And they have won the culture war. The SJW menace has infiltrated western civilization to the very core in every social institution conceivable and is wrecking massive havoc and chaos upon the globe; SJWs have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood White nations with Rapefugees, whilst ISIS (and the Jews) continuously commit acts of Mass Murder against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015. Kids are dumber and more degenerate than ever before. Most Millennial adults are man-children, women are the sluttiest and most savage ever, and everything in general is failing, while the world looms on the brink of economic collapse and World War III. The right wing got BTFO as the Alt-right seized power and got Donald Trump elected as the most powerful fucking man in history after he hijacked the GOP and seized the election from Hillary Clinton. 2016 will go down in history as one of the most divisive and insane years in the history of the world!
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2016
January
- Encyclopedia Dramatica suffers its first outage of the year
- Germany is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless Rapefugees brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and Angela Merkel cover it up.
- Twitter removes "Verification" from Milo Yiannopoulos's account, @Nero, which was obviously a very good idea.
#JeSuisMilo begins trending worldwide.
- January 14: Alan Rickman, the guy who played Severus Snape from Harry Potter, dies.
- January 15: TOW celebrates its 15th birthday
- An outbreak of the Zika Virus occurs; Epic lulz follow.
- The Fine Bros kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers.
February
- North Korea violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. Russia, tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
- Tumblr gets trolled via the Valentine's Day Massacre.
- John Oliver's shitty meme, The Current Year, gets its own ED page.
- Nearly 17 years after the massacre at Columbine High School, Susan Klebold, the mother of Dylan (one of the shooters) comes out of hiding. She releases her autobiography, conducts several interviews, and releases a massive amount of new details relating to her child.
March
- Fembusters, a shitty reboot of Ghostbusters causes a shitstorm of drama.
- Brussels is attacked by peaceful Muslims; 35 people (3 perpetrators) are pwned, with 340 almost raped. ISIS Claims responsibility.
- A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ Christfags and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, Pakistan.
- Gawker Media is forced to pay $115,000,000+ in damages to Hulk Hogan over Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal. See: The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015.
- Alison Rapp, a pedophile slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by Daily Stormer to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the Internet Hate Machine and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an escort, pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely despicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society.
April
- Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's Nazi pug to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
- Demonstrating the might of ISIS, Abu Hajaar is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a Forced meme in the process.
- A breakout of #ShoutYourStatus occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by Feminist cunts that actually encourages women to celebrate having STDs. #Feministlogic
- Prince dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN.
- Trigglypuff, a morbidly obese SJW, is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since Chris-chan.
- Europe continues to be flooded by Rapefugees.
May
- The dude who made the video of his Nazi pug gets arrested by the pigs.
- After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, YouTuber Evalion gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by Onision, LeafyIsHere, and their countless autistic fanboys.
- Rodrigo Duterte wins the Philippine elections, and creates a regime that pwns over 9000 drug dealers, triggering the international community.
- Lyin' Ted Cruz, the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after The Donald savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
- George Zimmerman sells the Gun he used to pwn Trayvon Martin with for nearly $140,000.
- EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.
June
- Muhammad Ali dies.
- After 17 years of construction, the world's longest tunnel opens in Switzerland. They celebrate the completion of this monumental task with bizarre ritualistic and "artistic" performances.
- A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became butthurt over guns again.
- Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old Muslim Arab man, Omar Mateen, commits the Pulse Nightclub Massacre, and slaughters dozens of fags for the lulz. This massacre went on to become the deadliest mass shooting - in the entire history of America!
- The number of people displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more Rapefugees, jackass.
- YouTube makes a video celebrating gender identity. 4chan and trolls raid the video with dislikes and lulzy hate comments. The internet becomes outraged over the hate received on the video.
- Dumbfuckistan experiences the hottest fucking summer on record, scorching the southwest and making residents of Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, California and Texas collectively shit bricks
July
- Two dindus are brutally pwn'd by cops in two separate events, inspiring more chimpouts. In response, a few nigras snipe half a dozen cops dead in what is known as the Dallas Sniper Attacks.
- Pokémon Go is released; it's basically an Augmented-Reality game for your smartphone. It caused kids, teens and manchildren to go outside frequently to catch those pokomanz. So the reason why you're seeing so many of these cancerous faggots from Generation Z everywhere is because of this fuckin' game.
- Trolls celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the original Habbo Raids, with The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016.
- Yet another muslim goes apeshit in France, running over and killing over 80 people with a truck.
- On the 5th anniversary of the 2011 Norway attacks, a young arab dude pwns nearly a dozen people in a shooting spree in Munich, Germany.
- A sequel to last month's Pulse Nightclub Massacre takes place on July 25th, in another fucking gay bar in Florida.
August
- Brazil impeaches the president, Dilma Rousseff.
- Imma-The-Deer threatens to an hero, causing a major shitstorm on DeviantArt.
she later has his account terminated.
- Sam Hyde perpetrates his 100th mass shooting! The fourth massacre to occur on American soil on the same day.
September
- September 13 is the 10th anniversary of Kimveer Gill's chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.
- Best Korea sets us up the bomb for the 5th time, causing the world (including Russia and China) to overwhelmingly condemn the crazy ass nation.
- Bob8466 attempts to go for the High Score but chooses to become an hero instead. Later found out to be an EDiot.
October
- The Killer Clown Epidemic breaks loose in the United States, and becomes a worldwide circlejerk overnight.
- 4chan comes close to shutting down for good. Fags like Martin Shkreli and Notch show interest in buying out the website. Extreme drama floods all of the chans.
- The last of the Presidential Debates of Dumbfuckistan occur.
- Hurricane Matthew goes super saiyan-5 and pwns the Caribbean, scoring over 1,000 frags.
- ED servers fuck up, raping all our images temporarily.
- Jon Sudano becomes an overnight sensation; a living meme.
November
- Donald Trump becomes the most powerful man in the world after getting elected President of the United States, triumphing over the mass murdering crazy old lady, Hillary Clinton.
- 5 years after Fukushima, God smites the Japs with another massive earthquake. Sadly, minimal damage was reported.
- A Somalian rapefugee immigrates to Ohio and enriches the Ohio State University with diversity, injuring a dozen people with a happy knife.
- The PizzaGate pedophilia scandal breaks loose. Old media rushes to condemn it as "fake news".
December
- Jill Stein cucks her party, stealing millions of dollars in the aftermath of the 2016 Elections.
- Court evidence relating to Dylann Roof is released to the public, as his trial inches closer..
- Logan Clark, a 14 year old boy, gets shot after pulling a knife on his classmates.
- A 4chan user commits suicide by injecting his veins with acid. Anons name him AcidChan.
- Some fag creates hundreds of accounts to attack the wiki. Much lulz follows...
- A turkroach named Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş potentially starts WW3 after assassinating the Russian Ambassador to Turkey live on TV, and strikes a humourous pose- instantaneously becoming a powerful meme.
- Justin-anon attempts to an hero by slicing the fuck out of his wrists, painting his house with his own blood. Believed to have either died or been sent to the hospital and loony bin.
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| Preceded by 2015 |
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| Featured article December 30 & December 31, 2016 | ||
| Preceded by Kurt Eichenbald |
2016 | Succeeded by The Current Year |