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<center>'''You're only 17, brat. Why would you be thinking about how women think of you now?'''</center> | |||
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Revision as of 11:49, 16 March 2017
Ben Moynihan (born c. 1996) was a gerontophilic teen who went berserk at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his attack out of revenge against the fact that he was an omega male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only stabbed three people and all of the old hags he stabbed survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
His letter
In parts of his letter, he has said stuff like "when women won’t talk to you, it’s heartbreaking, why are they fussy with men nowadays,", and "I think every girl is a type of slut…they do not give boys like us a chance". Is he possibly the reincarnation of Elliot Rodger, as both are extremely narcissistic, feel consistently rejected by "better women", and thought every single girl is a slut?
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 0/20 All three elderly victims survived |
| Accuracy: | 2/20 Stab in better areas, kid |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only news exclusive to Britain |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
| Total score: 9/100 (Z+) | |
See also
- Elliot Rodger - American edition that proved successful
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s that also proved successful
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