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'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' | '''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' was the very sexy modern day [[Serbia|Black Hand]], but instead of starting [[World War 1]], he single-handedly started [[World War 3]]. On the evening of December 19, [[2016]] in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the [[Generation Y|22 year old]] assassinated [[Russia]]'s ambassador to Turkey, '''Andrey Karlov''', live on camera using a Canik TP9, a decent 9mm. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a [[Cop|police officer]]. While Altintas was not on duty, he [[Lulz|used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun.]] Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security [[Wut|because of the ambassador’s presence]]. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the [[Shit nobody cares about|Turkish state-run media agency.]] Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to [[An Hero|die]], witnesses said. | ||
{{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}} | {{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}} | ||
Revision as of 12:40, 4 July 2018
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| Nationality: | Turkish 
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| Highscore | Killed 1. |
| Top 25? | Nope, not even. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Killed by police |
Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş was the very sexy modern day Black Hand, but instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started World War 3. On the evening of December 19, 2016 in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the 22 year old assassinated Russia's ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlov, live on camera using a Canik TP9, a decent 9mm. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a police officer. While Altintas was not on duty, he used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun. Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security because of the ambassador’s presence. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the Turkish state-run media agency. Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to die, witnesses said.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 14/20 1 kill; 3 injured |
| Style: | 17/20 Fuck it, we'll do it live! (5 extra points!) |
| Butthurt: | 25/20 Initiated WW3 |
| Bonus: | 8/20 |
| Total score: 65/100 (D) | |
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| Featured article January 9 & 10, 2017 | ||
| Preceded by BLMKidnapping |
Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş | Succeeded by Shmorky |