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[[Image:Shyanne_Garrett_-_Photos_-_12.jpg|thumb|right|Welcome to Walmart!<br>How may I help you?]] | [[Image:Shyanne_Garrett_-_Photos_-_12.jpg|thumb|right|Welcome to Walmart!<br>How may I help you?]] | ||
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'''Crinklemon''', originally Shyanne Garrett, is an over 30, self-identified [[seriously|transexual babyfur alien taur]] who works at Walmart. When he's not occupied pushing carts at this job, he's busy taking photos of himself [[Sick fuck|wearing shit-filled diapers]] in the store's family restroom, while also playing with himself. Get ready for a proverbial trip on NASA's "Vomit Comet" after an all you can eat buffet of cheap-ass Chinese cat 'n crap cuisine, cause this only goes down the diaper hole from here! | '''Crinklemon''', originally Shyanne Garrett, is an over 30, self-identified [[seriously|transexual babyfur alien taur]] who works at Walmart. When he's not occupied pushing carts at this job, he's busy taking photos of himself [[Sick fuck|wearing shit-filled diapers]] in the store's family restroom, while also playing with himself. Get ready for a proverbial trip on NASA's "Vomit Comet" after an all you can eat buffet of cheap-ass Chinese cat 'n crap cuisine, cause this only goes down the diaper hole from here! | ||
Much like his made up alien man-pamper horse gender, his name has likely gone through countless transitions and transformations in the past few years, from Shyanne Garrett to Shyanne Skye to Shyanne Ottowell to Stacey Ottowell, etc, etc; the crazy pants crinkle monster goes through names like he goes through diapers. Whether as a result of a desperate need to try and garner attention, or as a means of attempting to cover up his endless Internet fuckups, or simply a product of free basing the baby powder on injectable horse urine hormones; one can only speculate what goes on in the mind of the autistically insane. | |||
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Revision as of 03:05, 29 March 2017
How may I help you?
Crinklemon, originally Shyanne Garrett, is an over 30, self-identified transexual babyfur alien taur who works at Walmart. When he's not occupied pushing carts at this job, he's busy taking photos of himself wearing shit-filled diapers in the store's family restroom, while also playing with himself. Get ready for a proverbial trip on NASA's "Vomit Comet" after an all you can eat buffet of cheap-ass Chinese cat 'n crap cuisine, cause this only goes down the diaper hole from here!
Much like his made up alien man-pamper horse gender, his name has likely gone through countless transitions and transformations in the past few years, from Shyanne Garrett to Shyanne Skye to Shyanne Ottowell to Stacey Ottowell, etc, etc; the crazy pants crinkle monster goes through names like he goes through diapers. Whether as a result of a desperate need to try and garner attention, or as a means of attempting to cover up his endless Internet fuckups, or simply a product of free basing the baby powder on injectable horse urine hormones; one can only speculate what goes on in the mind of the autistically insane.
His tweets
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His photos
Working, working, working.
Galleries
Transsexual transition
Shyanne's journey on into play-pretend womanhood has been anything but smooth. Much like his bulbous body it's been rife with bloated obstacles, much of which he's openly shared with the rest of the world with effectively zero self-restraint and a total lack of natural inhibitions. Like the pop-parenting mother who films every aspect of child birth and then hammers it out onto the Internet like some sick, twisted rendition of Gallagher, Shyanne somehow thought it would be a good idea to document, film and photograph his every tumble on through the body mutilation process, much to the abject horror of the Internet at large, most of which had no idea just how disgustingly unnatural said process really is.
Adventures in Walmart Land
His "art"
Videos
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See also
External links
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Crinklemon is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Crinklemon is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
