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The fact that the name of this software is named after a *My Little Pony* song should tell you how shitty it is.

Discord is an online chat software whose user base consists primarily of gamers, and is popular for its user-created servers. It's like the drunk version of Skype, but better when participating in orgies.

Popular Discord servers

Some of the most popular^{[citation needed]} servers on Discord include:

ScammerSubLounge: A community filled with WAY more autistic kids than mature functioning members of society. the server's main focus is to stop scammers but they're doing quite a shit job at it
MAX CROSS/MAX CROSS COMMUNITY is a community ran by an autist who seeks for attention.
Foot Fetish Gamers: Of course...when you dive into the deepest and dank urine soaked depths of discord.me, you get the fetish and NSFW servers and foot fetish gamers is no excuse. this server is filled with autistic losers with a foot fetish
CowbellyTV, the so-called "King of Memes" who basically lets his viewers do his dirty work (using the clever mask of "User-submitted content") so he can lay on his fat ass all day doing nothing but laying in his pile of YouTube money.
ChronicCast: A community filled with unemployed potheads, edgy teenagers who've never smoked marijuana before and people who've been permab& from 420chan (if that even still exists).
Aurora Community: (AKA: AR, QR or The Aurora, Autistic Retards, etc.) Oh boy, Aurora has been quite busy in the past few months that this had to be updated by an autist in the community, The owner had lost his full ownership and nearly every brainwashed mindless cunt hates the original owner. aurora is not a safe place to be and nobody should touch the autistic slime that is the community. if you find a member from the community, block them at all costs. these autistic children must be stopped
Sparkalloon: A community which is filled with low-life individuals who are into fetishes. Created by Kyle, the founder of the YouTube Channel of the same name strives to improve the "experience" of the server when in reality it's just another fetish-based server that will get raided anyways.
Armada: Surprisingly not as active as the cancerous aurora community but it's also quite casual than any other server
LunaSoft Realm: A community run by an underage fake-ass Nazi who will most likely get his head sliced open or arrested for making death threats

People who use Discord

People who don't use Discord

People who have better things to worry about
Females

Discord Nitro

In January 2017, the staff of Discord realised that they weren't making any money and launched Discord Nitro, its membership service.

For just $4.99 a month or $49.99 a year, you can get access to basic features such as:

Custom emoji set to a profile, not a "server"
Compressed, animated avatars
Greater file upload size
Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card

The laggy service

Since many tartlets with fidget spinners use Discord a lot, the staff couldn't handle the memes and often times the Discord servers would crash once or twice a month depending on your Internet speed.

Censorship

Following major protests in Charlottesville that resulted in loss of life, Google, GoDaddy, Discord and several other services run by Marxist millennial twats began the process of terminating service to the salt-right protestors involved and their websites. Despite there existing hundreds of terroristic leftist discord channels involved in doxxing and ruining the lives of people, Discord only took action against the right-wing side, by terminating the discords for altright.com, /pol/ and Daily Stormer. Were they justified in doing so? They did remove a cancerous tumor from their networks, but at the expense of trust in their service.