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| | '''Darviela Maravarona''' is an autistic fucktard who wrote this article, it shouldn't exist again, DEAR MODS, PLEASE DELETE THIS PAGE BEFORE HE COMES BACK AND MAKES HIMSELF SOUND LIKE MR. COOLGUY. |
| [[Image:Future_Darviela.png|thumb|right|Darviela in the distant future]]
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| [[Image:AutismCat.gif|thumb|right|Darviela and his cat (aka her girlfriend's pussy)]]
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| [[Image:Volandfacebook.JPG|thumb|right|Darviela's Facebook Image]]
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| [[Image:Darviela Eve.jpg|thumb|right|One of darviela's many eve online troll stations]]
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| [[Image:MSNERROR.png|thumb|right|The error that comes up when Darviela freezes your account. (when googled it links to at least 100 different ways to freeze his account back.)]]
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| '''Darviela Maravarona''' is an autistic Savant who thinks [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to prove himself right trough [[retard]] [[logic]]. Darviela or "Voland" is about 6' 4" and ranges from 170-190 pounds. He wears skintight blue jeans with a button down shirt that is often a shade of red, zebra striped socks and low rise briefs. He also wears a zebra striped scarf that he uses to tie people up with. He has a pet Persian cat that is rumored to be a sibling of the tiddy cat's commercial cat, therefore royalty.Darviela also claims to be an expert of pakour and often walks with an epicurean grace. Darviela is the only known descendant of [[Lord Xenu|Xenu]] | |
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| == Darviela: on [[YouTube]] ==
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| <youtube>TXRV6Yj1Ao8</youtube>
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| Darviela Vent
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| <youtube>A2FodpHc_3w</youtube>
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| Darviela talks with kid_dj
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| <youtube>-3RPZE-Gb0Q</youtube>
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| Darviela Roasts hockles on his hot topic addiction
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| == Darviela: EVE Online ==
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| Darviela has been infiltrating alliances on eve online and disbanding them. "in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king" so in the land of eve the gran austismo rules the stars and goes by many names. Darviela was even incorporated into the eve lore when his shinanigins were made into an *[http://www.eveonline.com/background/potw/default.asp?cid=jun02 eve chronicle].
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| Darviela or "The broker" as he/she is known in eve was directly responsible for the liquidation and disbanding of several major player controlled alliances. One of them being * [http://www.eveonline.com/news.asp?a=single&nid=4116&tid=7 Cry Havoc] and another known as HYDRA RELOADED. Hydra was a 3 time alliance tournament first place winner until a massive lolercost when all 152 member corps were kicked out of the alliance and all their assets were stolen by darviela's eve online alt "xenuria". The alliance description of hydra reloaded was changed to say that xenuria was in control of the alliance and the forums erupted with cosmic butthurt and posts like "WE DIDN'T LISTEN!"
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| Some time before that Darviela has been credited with much larger lulz causeing scams like the infamous * [http://www.eveonline.com/news.asp?a=single&nid=4100&tid=7 "titans4U IPO scamm"]Being that darviela has multiple eve online accounts as well as the in game isk to pay for each and every one of them, it is unlikly that he will stop anytime soon. While the broker may be the more common name by which the people of eve know him he will still always be Darviela maravarona to the rest of us.
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| == Darviela: Project Ivy ==
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| Try to imagine a cross between NERV and CERN and then add 9001 Autismo-Watz of Bearderdum.
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| That is what project ivy is, an elaborate multi-billion dollar corporation that operates underground in a massive high security scientific facility. Darviela thinks that he is part of this super top sekret organisation and that he is going to help them make a new form of clean energy.
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| Darviela discusses the giant underground spheres that contain thousands of cloned boys getting "[[Project ivy|milked]]" to produce a new form of energy.
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| {{Quote|Semen can heat up to a point were it can cause 3rd degre burns|Darviela}}
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| == Darviela: Ventrilo Drama ==
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| There are many vents on the interbutts but only a small few can be considered interesting or worth your free time. Even fewer still have the bittersweet and overwhelmingly thick layers of rapacious and sadistically satirical madness that this one does.
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| Updated: Oct 2010
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| mumble.noxiousnet.com 64738 <-- Everybody has moved to mumble!
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| We present to you the very center of the autism love triangle that started the great chanpocolyps.
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| Deep within the skuzzy and degraded halls of this virtual hellstorm resides Darviela Maravarona the mother fucking Gran Autismo. Surrounded by his own kind he feels at home and safe from harm. This mumble is home to a number of verified autistics including but not limited to kid_dj,lainrocks,Justin gibson and Wabash. Together, this team of delusional dumbfucks forms what is known as The SERG SQUAD.
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| [[Image:Darvelasnape.jpg|thumb|right|Unconfirmed evidence that Darviela may be Snape's long lost son.]]
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| --Below are some Dox of the Members of the above vent--
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| Update: Darviela Maravarona's Dox
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| http://www.shortText.com/z420kv
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| Update: Staticman's Dox
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| http://www.savefile.com/files/1456466
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| Update: Charmander's DOX (She may be moving soon.) Not anymore, her boyfriend punched her int he face and kicked her out.
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| http://shorttext.com/fbom2hysp
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| == Darviela: Second Life ==
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| Darviela is extremely gullible on second life and will fall for almost anything. This is due to the corporate bailouts causing darviela's brain to go bankrupt, so almost anything will work on him. His second life account is Voland Destiny and he hangs around W-hat where he is praised constantly. Voland is universally loved and feared in most all the world of second life, this is due to him being worlds only hope for a better greener form of alternative energy.
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| Voland Destiny is permaBANNED from second life... The reason being Voland objected to the practice of sucking off infants, (which is a Jewish tradition called Metzitzah) however since we all know linden labs is run and operated by the Jews it is not surprising Voland got banned.
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| == Darviela: Something Awful ==
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| Voland is also a well-known Something Awful member and is deeply admired by the people of W-hat.
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| http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2761269&userid=126837 <--- Proof here
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| "<~nex> my floor sure isnt drying, i wonder if opening a window would help
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| * nex changes topic to 'Home of Voland, Inc (C) |<etep> ew gross help smalls bad | <tenj> nex whats v-sync <nex> its when you and your girl friend are both virgins | zipperz Waffle: Wow i bet you think your cool because you banned me well your just a faggot who will never get to eat pussy| Copperhead�'
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| <Twiminy> voland is getting old and i havent seem him in a while
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| <@etna> <�11SYSTEM�> JOIN: Carfax Gutter has entered what"
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| ==Darviela: Communicating==
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| Nex a member of W-hat had this to say.
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| <pre>[2008/08/23 16:14] [IRC] Fuckshoes: Voland
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| [2008/08/23 16:14] [IRC] Fuckshoes: I have a question for you
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| [2008/08/23 16:14] Voland Destiny: yes?
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| [2008/08/23 16:14] [IRC] Fuckshoes: What did you do?
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| [2008/08/23 16:14] Voland Destiny: I don't know.
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| [2008/08/23 16:14] Voland Destiny: I was never told
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| [2008/08/23 16:14] [IRC] Fuckshoes: Can you expand on that?
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| [2008/08/23 16:15] [IRC] nex: don't encourage him
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| [2008/08/23 16:15] Voland Destiny: I am sorry I don't know.
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| [2008/08/23 16:15] [IRC] Fuckshoes: Damnit masa, you're no fun
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| [2008/08/23 16:15] [IRC] nex: it's a risky endeavor
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| [2008/08/23 16:16] [IRC] nex: one false step and you'll send him on an hour long
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| pseudophilosophical rant that nobody understands like a cutscene out of metal gear solid</pre>
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| == Darviela: JetBoom Can't Code Portal Gun ==
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| Darviela is at WAR with JetBoom the founder of noxious net (the gmod servers that gave everybody lua viruses). Darviela has even created a steam group tasked with the spread and dissemination of information about jetboom, namely that jetboom has a serious genetic disorder that prevents him from ever coding portal gun.
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| http://steamcommunity.com/groups/JetBoomCant <-- The Special Task Force designed to educate people about the serious genetic disorder that only jetboom has.
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| == Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius ==
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| Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started going to college when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, taking great pleasure in cutting at the knees of [[their]] arguments with his autistic logic.
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| == Darviela: Anagrams ==
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| Darviela Maravarona admitted on ventrilo that all of his names are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names darviela has used in the past make little sense when put through an [http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Am+Dhaegar&t=1000&a=n Anagram Generator]there is a solid pattern that only other autistics can divine.
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| Below is a listing of the more common names that darviela has identified himself as.
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| * - Darviela Maravarona
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| * - Valaria Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
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| * - Valdivindel Blackheart
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| * - Ventargo Malakatrinkus
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| * - Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)
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| * - Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)Note 1
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| * - Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)Note 2
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| * - A pair of Sevens
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| * - Xenuria (eve online name) Note 3
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| Notes:
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| 1. It could be that the reason Darviela used this name was to upset jetboom or make people think that he was in fact jetboom the entire time. Darviela has many times said that he does not know any scripting or coding languages. This fact would support the idea that darviela and jetboom are one and the same because jetboom also cannot code to save his life. Some people have gone into more depth and suggested that the war with jetboom is a allegory for schizophrenia and that while they both are the same person they represent two distinct alters of a chaotically shattered psyche.
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| 2. Darviela has been using anagrams of Am Dhaegar as eairly as 2005 which brings into question the origins and purposes of the zalgo invocation and story behind the meme itself. The ban lists on noxious net mumble indicate that darviela has connected or tried to connect with at least 13 sepperate anagrams of Am Dhaegar and the cold 6 recover team has determined that the ban list for the original ventchan and OIFY ventrilos contain a shared list of over 106 anagrams for Am Dhaegar. If nothing else is clear it is that Darviela enjoys fucking with peoples heads.
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| 3. Xenuria is one of many characters on one of many alt accounts. Eve online allows players to pay for subscription time with in-game cash so the amount of alts that Darviela has trolling in unison is impossible to determine. However the well known names include those listed in the eairler parts of this article and account for the majority of big time capers successfully pulled off in the eve universe. There are a number of programs and macros that are legit that when used allow a single person like darviela to control entire fleets of ships in eve online. It is postulated that this is how darviela or "xenuria" manages to be in so many places at once and simultaneously infiltrate multiple corporations and alliances within mere troll seconds.
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| == Darviela: Funfacts ==
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| * - Darviela has a vagina
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| * - Darviela can use autism power if he rolls a 1,3,5,6,9 or 0 if he rolls an 8 your fucked.
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| * - Darviela tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock (Who wouldn't?)
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| * - If you ask Darviela about hockles he will instantly change the topic, to turtles
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| * - Darviela is a "Polymathic Paragon of Human Potential" (his words)
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| * - Darviela is Androgynous
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| * - After reading this, Darviela will try to either blank it out or add his own faggy shit to it
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| * - Darviela once ate a small child and proceded to blame it on The Jews
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| * - Darviela is an emo emo emo emo emo emo emo + emo emo emo. He is also a lil crapper. who dosen't afraid of anything.
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| * - Darviela is a communist!
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| * - Darviela has been spotted on Suicide Girls claiming women are attracted to him because they are reminded of their OBGYN and that he would like to be raped by a female, although he acknowledges he will be a virgin forever.
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| == Charmander: Not Darviela ==
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| The following is untrue because this picture is not of Darviela
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| [[Image:VolandLonghair.jpg|thumb|right|Darviela with his long gay hair and Charmander]]
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| '''Untrue:''' Darviela thinks that by dyeing his hair red and getting a charmander tattoo that people won't notice what a huge faggot he is.
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| '''True:''' The image that was assumed to be Darviela with a Charmander tattoo is actually a woman that Darviela lusted for over the course of about 7 months. He even went as far as to show his genitalia on camera which in turn caused her to masturbate on camera for the Supreme Deluxe Ventrilo (of which Zombie Jamboree AKA Justin Gibson owns) while explicitly making sure that Darviela never found the URL. Charmander later relayed the tinychat information to Darviela while instructing the other users of the Ventrilo to confirm that Charmander masturbated just to have Darviela not see it. This caused Darviela storm into the tinychat room crying as is he were an infant. Loultz ensued as repeated insults were inflicted unto Darviela. "She later returned to call Darviela an autistic fuck child with bad genes".
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| Shit was cash.
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| == Darviela: Lolworthy Quotes ==
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| '''[[Moar]] chatlogs can be located [[Darviela_Maravarona/Lol_logs|here]].'''
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| <pre>
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| Darviela Talks with a friend of charmander. Is sucessfull troll sucessfull?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| hai
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| Why are u on my friends list?
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| first off
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| this is Fady
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| so fuck you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| fady?
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| you're probably a total loser
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| that i would impale on a pike
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Wait who is fady?
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| the coolest mother fucker you'll ever be rejected by
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I am sorry I do not think I know you...
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| why the fuck are you on kristens msn
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| ?
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| like who are you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I was added
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| reject?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| by this email
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| and I hit accept
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| youre retarded
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Because I do that with anybody that adds me
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| clearly
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Uhh if you say so...
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| i know so
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| now please
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| go fuck yourself and die
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You added me
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| thank you
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| no i didnt
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Uh you did
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| im the guy with kristen
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| UH NO
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Your a bad troll
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| thats what you are.
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| im looking for cool places to hang out in michigan
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| i am not trolling you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You add me like a week ago and say nothing to me
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| and then when I ask who you are
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| i am calling you a weak pathetic excuse
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| you try and troll me
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| for a human being
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| that i would probably impale on a pike
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Your hominem arguments are meaningless to me.
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| and watch her blood fill my chalice of hate
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| these are not arguments
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| you baseless cretin
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| these are statements
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| U mad bro?
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| quantifying you as a sub-par homunculus
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Why you so raged?
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| hey whore face
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| i have a question for you
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| when you wake up in the morning
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| what do you do aside from cam whoring
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| and being pathetic?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Did somebody record over your favorite episode of ghost whisperer or something?
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| you're stupid
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I do not cam whore
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| I do not have a working cam
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| please do not diggress into senseless prattle
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| you are a whore alright
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| don't deny it
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I think I know what this is... You have me mistaken for somebody
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| nope
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| you are just a life support system for a vagina
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| i need to talk to kristen
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| ...
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| to see why she adds losers like you
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| jesus fucking titty christ
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| i'd slap you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Dude Your attempts at trolling me are failing
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| you obtuse neandertal
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| it's not trolling.
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| i am talking to you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You are so trolling..
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| like you're a worthless gnat
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| nope
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You must think I am dane...
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| you are inconsequential
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| valaria?
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| what kind of stupid name is that
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I can assure you I am not dane or any other asshat that kristen has dated/fucked
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| HEY VALARIA
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| DO YOU ROLE PLAY
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| WITH YOUR FAGGOT FRIENDS
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| No
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| lolloollol
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| i don't care who you are
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| you're a nobody
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| that talks way too much
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Are you ok? You seem to be having serious problems formulateing coherent thaughts.
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| FORMULATEING
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| LEARN TO SPELL
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| retardo
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You really do not have any clue who I am do you? Whoever you think I am you probably have the wrong person.
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| your failed display of intellect only earns you my deriseveness
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| I really dont care either way
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I am not in any way invovled with kriten, I never meet her in person or dated her in any sence of the word.
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| ya ya
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| well she's tight as fuck
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| and broke my cock
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| sure...
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| anyways
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| who the fuck are you
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| why should you be on her msn?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Well Let me think..
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| please
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| don't lie
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| women don't think
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| assuming you have a vagina
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| lol
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| If I remember correctly, I was browsing facebook while writting a paper
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| and then I got a dialog box
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| what do you study in?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| saying that char.mander wanted to add me
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| I am taking a polotics class
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| POLITICS
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| lol polo
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| FOR FUCKS SAKE
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| POLITICS
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Yeah well so I am writeing the paper and I get a friend/add request
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| I click accept
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| WRITING
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| and then I didnt get any messages from it until.. now
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| I AM SO TOTALLY GOING TO SHOVE A DICTIONARY UP YOUR ASS
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| anyways
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| i need to go out
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Wait
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| Who are you?
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| why are you so mad?
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| i am not mad.
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| this is an inference
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Yeah
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| i am just misanthropic
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Oh..
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| so you hate everybody..
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| so fuck you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I guess thats fair
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| yes, it's only fair
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| to hate everyone equally
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| especially vaginas like you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Well you are way to educated to be charmander...
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| Or anybody she has slept with
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| high IQ tends to make her cunt cold
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| so what is your relationship to her?
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| i have genius intellect
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| you gnat.
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| besides
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| my relationship?
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| that girl is funny as fuck.
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I agree
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| she makes me laugh
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| but fuck is she tight
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| my cock hurts
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| She is a real life characeture of white trash
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| is that english?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I may have mispelt
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| and can you define white trash?
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| because last time i checked
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| thats why I said Charak-EH-JUR
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| she's much fucking cooler than you
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| cool? no
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| But thats subjective.
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| and her content of her character exceeds your's exponentially
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| that's
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Her... character?
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| where do you study?>
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You mean he shit on everybody because she has tits attitude?
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| in a school of the illiterate
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| hey i have a question for you.
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| why do you think you have value?
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| i mean
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| you have a vagina
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| what's your purpose aside from being used?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| A persons value is not something a misanthrop can comprehend
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| In the same way republicans can't comprehend progression
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| Its just not a part of your ideology
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| that's what you call a baseless imputation
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| now
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| LOL
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| let me reiterate
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| imputation...
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| Really?
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| WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING VALUE ASIDE FROM BEING USED AND TOSSED OUT
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| NONE.
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| hmm thats a good question
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| you are a pod
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| for babies
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You make a good point
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| and a bloody cunt
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| once a month
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| a whiner
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| all year round
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Just because I am different from other people dose not mean I have less or er value
| |
| | |
| different?
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| you probably genuflect in the presence of conformity
| |
| and call yourself different
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Oh contrare
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| I am anything but a conformist
| |
| | |
| i speak french
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| AU CONTRAIRE
| |
| imbecile
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| LOL... I like you
| |
| | |
| yes i am sure YOUR CLAIMS ARE VERY VALID
| |
| ESPECIALLY
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| given the fact they have the backing of jesus christ
| |
| i am sure.
| |
| well enough of your taraddidles
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I am not a religious fanatic
| |
| | |
| i am horny as a gator
| |
| what's next?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Gators dont get horny
| |
| | |
| i have a vagina and i am smart?
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| they are reptiles
| |
| | |
| oh now you're an animal behaviorist
| |
| lol
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| your delusions of grandeur dost make me guffaw
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| AHAAHAH
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| I am going to lol so hard when I find out this is all a halucination
| |
| Nobody talks like that on the internet.. Not even I do..
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| Well I did
| |
| | |
| it's not a hallucination
| |
| unless of course, you are a white trash druggie
| |
| then
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| You like to be articulate and you spend the time to correctly spell everything.
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| | |
| I CAN SAFELY SAY
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I am not a druggie
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| Kristen is
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| | |
| I AM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW WITH A MACHETE TRYING TO KILL YOU
| |
| !!!!
| |
| kristen doesn't do drugs no more
| |
| when you pretend to know her
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Oh really?
| |
| | |
| it's funny
| |
| i should know
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| How much do you wanna bet
| |
| | |
| first
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| off
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| miss babbler
| |
| which state do you live in
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| NJ
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| new jersey
| |
| oh dear god
| |
| i am so sorry
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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|
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| I know
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| its really bad here
| |
| Gwedos everywhere
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| | |
| guido's
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| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| no thats incorrect
| |
| | |
| it's because they escaped new york
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Guido is the italian slurr
| |
| | |
| to faggot up new jersey
| |
| with their lip gloss
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| gwedo is for the abnoxious little kids
| |
| | |
| and mega tan
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Yeah
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| you are describeing a Gwedo not a guido
| |
| | |
| and their roid rage
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| Oh
| |
| | |
| hey
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| They piss in the fucking pools
| |
| | |
| cock in your mouth
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| and leave trash everywhere
| |
| | |
| in any event
| |
| so you live in a decrepit
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| shit infested sapropel state
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| with wopperoni's
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| everywhere
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| I live in one of the nicer parts
| |
| | |
| yes i am sure
| |
| BECAUSE THERE IS SUCH A THING
| |
| lol!
| |
| especially in new jersey
| |
| i'd blow my brains out if i lived in that state
| |
| in any event
| |
| do you have a pic
| |
| i have no idea
| |
| who you are
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
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| aperently.
| |
| | |
| APPARENTLY
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| Because if you did... AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
| |
| | |
| i swear
| |
| another spelling mistake
| |
| i will find you
| |
| and get guidos to rape you
| |
| lol
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I tell you what
| |
| I will tell you my name
| |
| and in return
| |
| you tell me yours
| |
| Sound good?
| |
| | |
| i don't negotiate with terrorists
| |
| besides
| |
| my name is Fady
| |
| you blind bat
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I live in south dakota
| |
| My name is justin gibson
| |
| I work for citi bank as an ati-fraud specialist
| |
| | |
| cousin to mel gibson, the antisemitic warrior>?
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| No
| |
| no relation
| |
| | |
| it's a joke.
| |
| jesus christ
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| But thats all I am going to tell you about me
| |
| | |
| where is your borat humor
| |
| oh noez!
| |
| like i can't trace you with an ip
| |
| and find out who you bloody are
| |
| right right
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| not unless I upload a file over msn
| |
| | |
| not necessarily
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| Yes necessarily
| |
| | |
| command prompt
| |
| netstat
| |
| boom
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| good luck with that
| |
| | |
| ip modulation
| |
| even if you hide beside a proxy
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| Like I said.. I am Justin Gibson and you cant do shit to me.
| |
| | |
| there is still a way to find and rape you
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I work at a fucking bank
| |
| | |
| i don't care.
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I can cancel your cards
| |
| | |
| what does that make you?
| |
| oh wow!
| |
| because the economy is not in a recession
| |
| cancel my credit
| |
| please.
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I will tell you what...
| |
| I like you
| |
| Ok your funny and you seem like somebody I could be best friends with
| |
| | |
| that's true.
| |
| i tend to be funny
| |
| and cool as fuck
| |
| like Kristen is asleep
| |
| like a dead body
| |
| in an eternal slumber
| |
| i don't know what there is to do around this shit hole michigan
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| | |
| I own a website
| |
| called fuckmehorse.com
| |
| | |
| i've seen girls get fucked by horses
| |
| shocking
| |
| well
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| If you are half as good at finding infos then you should have no problem finding my vent and then we can talk some time
| |
| | |
| i don't want kristen to freak
| |
| i've been verbally abusing all her friends
| |
| Lollololol
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| LOLOL
| |
| rly
| |
| | |
| ya
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| What friends?
| |
| | |
| lol
| |
| my point exactly
| |
| but i like the girl a lot
| |
| she's pretty funny
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| Funny like watching a retarded walrus try to take a shit funny
| |
| | |
| no funny as in her dark humor and constant cynicism
| |
| makes me laugh
| |
| especially when she mocks me of my failed marriage
| |
| that is a lolocaust
| |
| i'm not sure what kind of image Kristen portrays online
| |
| but i assure you
| |
| she is funny
| |
| as for your info
| |
| i am disinterested
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| LOL
| |
| | |
| i mean, you haven't wronged me
| |
| so what's the point?
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| you dont know that
| |
| | |
| i just spoke to you to day
| |
| clearly
| |
| that is the case
| |
| lol
| |
| unless of course
| |
| you are some sneaky surreptitious bastard
| |
| harboring a communist agenda
| |
| against me
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I have wronged charmander plenty of times
| |
| I banned her from my vent
| |
| and called her house
| |
| | |
| what's the point?
| |
| are you that bored?
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| no its funny because she cried on vent
| |
| and on tinychat
| |
| we all got to watch the tears roll down her face
| |
| char.mander@live.com says:
| |
| big surprise she has feelings
| |
| and you're a douchel
| |
| lol
| |
| douche.
| |
| not douchel
| |
| bah big deak
| |
| deal
| |
| i've made plenty of girls cry
| |
| not the end of the world
| |
| girls are a sensitive species
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| Do you have a facebook?
| |
| | |
| ya
| |
| i do
| |
| Valaria Arkonia says:
| |
| I will link you mine
| |
| | |
| why?
| |
| do you asume your lackluster existence is worth my attention!
| |
| ahhahahahahahahahhahahaa
| |
| jesus fucking christ
| |
| if only you knew who i was
| |
| in any event
| |
| i am horny
| |
| and i want some drinks
| |
| i bid you adieu
| |
| OH TERRIBLE KRISTEN HECKLER
| |
| lol
| |
| </pre>
| |
| | |
| | |
| <pre>
| |
| | |
| A furry argues with voland while making a complete and total dipshit out of himself.
| |
| | |
| [16:16] Razorwrist Skytower: you will be logged out in a moment im sure...
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| [16:16] Razorwrist Skytower: so take care
| |
| [16:16] Voland Destiny: cake
| |
| [16:16] Voland Destiny: its so yummy
| |
| [16:16] Voland Destiny: and delicious
| |
| [16:17] Voland Destiny: I am going to ask you a question that I am fairly certain you will get wrong.
| |
| [16:17] Voland Destiny: Is the united states of america a republic or a democrasy?
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| [16:17] Razorwrist Skytower: "and to the Republic for which it stands"
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| [16:18] Voland Destiny: see
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| [16:18] Voland Destiny: I knew you would get that wrong
| |
| [16:18] Voland Destiny: U.S. Dept. of State, Bureau of Public Affairs, Office of the Historian (October 2005).
| |
| Retrieved on 2007-06-11.
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| [16:18] Razorwrist Skytower: its in the Pledge of Alligence...
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| [16:18] Voland Destiny: well the government disagress with you
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| [16:18] Razorwrist Skytower: you are a dolt...
| |
| [16:18] Voland Destiny: U.S. Dept. of State, Bureau of Public Affairs, Office of the Historian (October 2005).
| |
| Retrieved on 2007-06-11.
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| [16:18] Voland Destiny: theres the proof
| |
| [16:18] Voland Destiny: cited dates
| |
| [16:18] Razorwrist Skytower: uh....lmfao
| |
| [16:18] Voland Destiny: yup
| |
| [16:18] Razorwrist Skytower: you are retarded arent you?
| |
| [16:18] Voland Destiny: yup
| |
| [16:18] Voland Destiny: but im right
| |
| [16:18] Razorwrist Skytower: obviously...
| |
| [16:18] Razorwrist Skytower: no you are not...
| |
| [16:19] Voland Destiny: its a democrasy
| |
| [16:19] Razorwrist Skytower: you cant even spell it right...
| |
| [16:19] Voland Destiny: if it was a republic we woudlent have unions free schooling medicare
| |
| [16:19] Voland Destiny: soup kichtens
| |
| [16:19] Razorwrist Skytower: Read the POA.....
| |
| [16:19] Razorwrist Skytower: being asian, im sure you dont know it...
| |
| [16:19] Voland Destiny: despite that fact that the US dept of state says its a democrasy
| |
| [16:19] Voland Destiny: Want more sources
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: I could cite some founding fathers
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: but I dont even think that would get through your thick skull
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: Dude....how did Bush get into office in 2000....
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: electoral college...
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: yes
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: lmfao
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: this is an ELECTORAL democrasy
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: not a republic
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: DEMOCRACY....
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: argue all you want I am correct.
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: spell it right you fool...
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: no you are not...
| |
| [16:20] Voland Destiny: U.S. Dept. of State, Bureau of Public Affairs, Office of the Historian (October 2005).
| |
| Retrieved on 2007-06-11.
| |
| [16:20] Razorwrist Skytower: you are far from right...
| |
| [16:21] Voland Destiny: would you like to call them and argue it with them
| |
| [16:21] Voland Destiny: ok how about I cite more sources
| |
| [16:21] Razorwrist Skytower: Bureau of Public Affairs...what does that prove?
| |
| [16:21] Razorwrist Skytower: nothing...
| |
| [16:21] Voland Destiny: 1. ^ U. K. Preuss, "Perspectives of Democracy and the Rule of Law." Journal of Law and Society,
| |
| 18:3 (1991). pp. 353-364
| |
| 2. ^ Substantively fairness means equality among all citizens in all respects i.e. equality in chances, in starting point etc.
| |
| 3. ^ Procedural fairness means that the rules of the elections are clear and set in advance
| |
| 4. ^ A. Barak,The Judge in a Democracy, Princeton University Press, 2006, p. 27, ISBN 069112017X, Google Books link
| |
| 5. ^ H. Kelsen, Ethics, Vol. 66, No. 1, Part 2: Foundations of Democracy (Oct., 1955), pp. 1-101
| |
| | |
| [16:21] Razorwrist Skytower: you cant even copy and paste...
| |
| [16:21] Voland Destiny: the correct term is copypasta
| |
| [16:22] Voland Destiny: you want to argue with princston state university
| |
| [16:22] Razorwrist Skytower: absolutely...
| |
| [16:22] Voland Destiny: ok
| |
| [16:22] Razorwrist Skytower: no, that is an asian term...
| |
| [16:22] Voland Destiny: they have a phone number
| |
| [16:22] Voland Destiny: you can call them and inquire about there saposed error
| |
| [16:22] Voland Destiny: did you like skip middleschool.
| |
| [16:22] Razorwrist Skytower: http://www.1215.org/lawnotes/lawnotes/repvsdem.htm
| |
| [16:22] Voland Destiny: because we live in a democrasy.. we free the slaves you know
| |
| [16:23] Voland Destiny: we have social concepts in our government
| |
| [16:23] Voland Destiny: and electoral concepts
| |
| [16:23] Voland Destiny: I am not clicking a website link
| |
| [16:23] Voland Destiny: cite a real source
| |
| [16:23] Voland Destiny: like a university or a government historian
| |
| [16:23] Voland Destiny: like I did
| |
| [16:24] Razorwrist Skytower: Government; Republican government. One in which the powers of sovereignty are vested in the people
| |
| and are exercised by the people, either directly, or through representatives chosen by the people, to whome those powers
| |
| are specially delegated. In re Duncan, 139 U.S. 449, 11 S.Ct. 573, 35 L.Ed. 219; Minor v. Happersett, 88 U.S. (21 Wall.)
| |
| 162, 22 L.Ed. 627. [Black's Law Dictionary, Fifth Edition, p. 626]
| |
| [16:24] Razorwrist Skytower: easy...
| |
| [16:24] Voland Destiny: and your point is what
| |
| [16:24] Voland Destiny: where does it say USA is a republic?
| |
| [16:24] Razorwrist Skytower: wow...
| |
| [16:24] Razorwrist Skytower: you are useless...
| |
| [16:24] Voland Destiny: aperently
| |
| [16:25] Voland Destiny: I am not very fluent in dumbshit
| |
| [16:25] Razorwrist Skytower: yeah, well you cant spell good english either
| |
| [16:25] Voland Destiny: You are entirtaining though
| |
| [16:25] Voland Destiny: I speeel gud
| |
| [16:25] Voland Destiny: well untill you can discredit any of the sources I provided for you, you have lost the argument
| |
| [16:25] Voland Destiny: I suggest you do some more research
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: if you want to move to an actual republic
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: there are many
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: dominican republic for starts
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: or the republic of magnosia
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: but you wont have many rights there
| |
| [16:26] Razorwrist Skytower: Say the Pledge of Alligence...
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: no child labour laws
| |
| [16:26] Razorwrist Skytower: nuff said...
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: nuff
| |
| [16:26] Voland Destiny: lol
| |
| [16:27] Razorwrist Skytower: you can define the difference later...
| |
| [16:27] Voland Destiny: no
| |
| [16:27] Razorwrist Skytower: yeah
| |
| [16:27] Razorwrist Skytower: no argument to it
| |
| [16:27] Voland Destiny: I wanna listen to you talk out your ass some more
| |
| [16:27] Razorwrist Skytower: say the POA
| |
| [16:28] Razorwrist Skytower: What, cant read it?
| |
| [16:28] Voland Destiny: listen dude
| |
| [16:28] Voland Destiny: for the republic for which it stands
| |
| [16:28] Razorwrist Skytower: seriously, what does it say?
| |
| [16:28] Voland Destiny: I understand where your gettign confused
| |
| [16:28] Razorwrist Skytower: NO...
| |
| [16:28] Razorwrist Skytower: to the republic...
| |
| [16:28] Voland Destiny: but you have to realise that pledge was made in a time when we still had slavery
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: alot of things have changed
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: hell look at the econamy
| |
| [16:29] Razorwrist Skytower: It is still a republic...
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: sorry
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: nobody in the us gov will agree with you on that
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: nobody
| |
| [16:29] Razorwrist Skytower: I will....
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: You will what
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: go to the whitehouse and tell everybody in the building they are mistaken?
| |
| [16:29] Razorwrist Skytower: and yes, anyone in the military or has been associated with it will tell you otherwise...
| |
| [16:29] Voland Destiny: right
| |
| [16:30] Voland Destiny: ironically enough
| |
| [16:30] Voland Destiny: we are brining "democracy" to the middle east
| |
| [16:30] Razorwrist Skytower: A draft is illegal in a democracy...
| |
| [16:30] Voland Destiny: not republic
| |
| [16:30] Voland Destiny: yes as it is also in a republic
| |
| [16:30] Razorwrist Skytower: nope....
| |
| [16:30] Voland Destiny: oh imsorry
| |
| [16:30] Voland Destiny: you said ilegal
| |
| [16:30] Razorwrist Skytower: they drafted in every war before liberals got into office...
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: a draft isnt ilegal in a democrasy
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: its just more unlikly
| |
| [16:31] Razorwrist Skytower: Do you think blacks had a choice to fight in the civil war?
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: due to everybody geing able to give [[their]] oppinion
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: This isnt about that
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: don't change the topic
| |
| [16:31] Razorwrist Skytower: Absolutely...
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: you are an ignorent little shit head
| |
| [16:31] Razorwrist Skytower: they will bring the draft back...
| |
| [16:31] Razorwrist Skytower: watch...
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: with no understand of the country with wich you live in
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: mcain will not be president
| |
| [16:31] Razorwrist Skytower: i have had over 30 of my best friends blown up in this fucking war....
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: so no the draft will not come back
| |
| [16:31] Voland Destiny: well poor you
| |
| [16:32] Voland Destiny: a terible shame you have no concept as to why
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: im not about to be told what i believe or who i am by someone who has no clue about what they
| |
| are talking about...
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: i hope it does...
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: McCain wants it...
| |
| [16:32] Voland Destiny: No you were recently told what you belive by somebody far smarter then you
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: are you kidding me?
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: of course Obama doesnt...
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: lmfao
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: you are far from smart...
| |
| [16:32] Razorwrist Skytower: you are like a kid with a crayon...
| |
| [16:32] Voland Destiny: until you can admit your flaws I will not have words with you
| |
| [16:33] Razorwrist Skytower: lmfao
| |
| [16:33] Razorwrist Skytower: why do you keep talking?
| |
| </pre>
| |
| Sadly, Voland is actually right, proving that there really isn't anything dumber than a furry. This doesn't make him any less
| |
| of a whiny moron though.
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| == New Levels Of Consciousness ==
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| in 2010 Darviela once once put a fork in the garbage disposal and ascended to new levels of consciousness. then the angels sang out with their buzzing horns of triumphant distraction. Bzz Ding Ding Ding Bzz Bzz Ting Ting Ding Ting Ting Bzzz [[File:darvielameme.jpg]]
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| == Retarded Links ==
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| * [http://www.stickam.com/profile/fnog Darviela's StickAm Account, fnog]
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744747024 Darviela's Facebook Account]
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| * [http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=307882 Darviela's Bungie.Net Profile]
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| * [http://worldcat.org/search?q=au%3ABenno+John+Von+Bongart&qt=hot_author Darviela's Grandfather Wrote a book]
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| * [http://www.castles.nl/eur/de/hey/hey.html Darviela's GAY Castle of AIDS]
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| * [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/JetBoomCant Darviela's Steams Group]
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