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|<youtube>jUZ4VPqljgQ</youtube> <br>A totally original Chris-chan video
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|<youtube>_EMjxnEsHBw</youtube> <br>His [[Lie|"last official"]] Chris-chan rant
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Revision as of 09:01, 2 October 2011

BFF's!

Moar info: Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto.

Like most sufferers of the dreaded 'spergers, Anthony Logatto has found solace among a nakama not unlike those found in those Japanimation shows he's so fond of. These individuals troll softball targets and long since dried up and high profile lolcows, many parroting A-Logs classic "Segment of video followed with reaction clip from anime series and a short diatribe on how they need to totally be ashamed of themselves" style of editing, and just like A-Log, a quick Googling reveals several of their own less than flattering quirks.

Despite this, each of these individuals fancy themselves expert commentators and virtually untouchable in the field of pwnage, genuinely thinking nothing of the piles upon piles of faggotry they leave in their wake as they dedicate hours worth of video provoking those they deem inferior.

These individuals are living proof that it is still possible to die alone, no matter how many of your fellow losers you surround yourself with on the Internet.


SpaceScreaminJohn

SpaceScreaminJohn, pictured here characteristically alone.
"...but at least I'm not Chris-chan!"
"Hey dumbshit, you're dumb! LLOLOLOLOL-... a challenger approaches!

"Space Screamin'" John Quinteros Jr. is a greasy, frog-faced little spic who serves as A-Log's right hand man and frequent guest and contributor. Unlike most of A-Log's little friends, John doesn't possess Asperger's syndrome or any other form of autism for that matter, which you could argue gives him no excuse for such a shocking lack of self-awareness.

John, like Anthony, spends a great deal of time producing videos dissecting Chris-chan videos and elaborating in great detail how a retarded man is totally acting retarded. He also hits on classics such as Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber fans, Irate Gamer fans, and whatever other variety of lulz comes his way. John is also a coward who frequently disables comments on these videos and, when he doesn't, is quick to block any dissenting opinions that his boring videos are anything less than pure epic win.



   
 
Well, yeah... my social life isn't as... You know, as active as everyone else's. But I leave my room...
 

 
 

—John, via his glass house

When not providing epic pwnage on classic lolcows such as Sailormoonred1, John can be found writing Crash Bandicoot, Kingdom Hearts, WWE and Naruto fanfiction.

When not preoccupied thinking up furry smut or new ways of harassing nine year old children on YouTube and calling it a pwnage video, John can be coaxed into making unconvincing threats towards those trolling him; a threat he eventually dealt with by clearing out his YouTube channels, faking flagging attacks in order to move his operations to the relative safety of Blip while making it appear as though he was forced off because of continuous flaggings by people who couldn't deal with his pwnage.

SpaceScreaminJohn? SpaceScreaminBUTTHURT, more like.

Additional Goodies

wackyben86

"...but at least I'm not Chris-chan!"
Hard to go wrong with a classic Fat Boys Fedora.

"Wacky" Ben Pulliam is a failed college radio host, whose lack of success on the soundwaves translated into him joining A-Log's pwnage funbunch resulting in dozens of videos and blogs railing cutting edge topics like (fucking shocker) Chris-chan, Jonas Brother fans, movies remakes, and reality television. He is also offensively ugly, his droopy, flabby face giving him a look of permanent dopey lugubriousity.






   
 
Lent is comin up, and I gotta give up something... So, I picked Chris-chan videos. Not gonna be easy... I give credit to A-Log for suggesting this.
 

 
 

An admitted autistic, Wacky Ben has cranked out repeated videos about Chris and related retards because of them making the real autistics look bad. The end result is an embarrassing mishmash of Ben spouting beaten to death jokes in addition to his terribly awkward attempts to come up with his own material.

NeuGristle87

"..but at least I'm no-... Who the fuck am I kidding?"
Enjoy my shortstories!

Following a proud tradition, Dustin Hooper is yet another whiny autistic in A-Log's circle of trust that makes mocking videos of easy targets on YouTube to draw attention away from his own lulzteat.

Desperately trying to cultivate an aura of being creepy and mysterious just like his favourite band Throbbing Gristle, NeuGristle can be found taking time out of his video production to write vampire fanfic on deviantart. Because of this, Dustin is just as susceptible to taunting as the LOLSCOWS as he himself is so quick to troll.


A totally original Chris-chan video.


His 'last official' Chris-chan rant.


Leeching off of Chris-chan 'replacement' ADF.


NeuGristle being fooled by an obvious troll. Months after the fact.


Not cool, dude. What did Hitler ever do to you?.


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