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'''Foxes''' are a large [[ginger]] variety of rat, popular as a [[fursona]] among those within the [[furry]] community for whom wolves are a bit too butch.
'''Foxes''' are a large [[ginger]] variety of rat, popular as a [[fursona]] among those within the [[furry]] community.


Contrary to what [[furfags]] [[lie|would have you believe]], foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, [[hippie|who only take what they need to survive]], but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards who will kill every fucking [[KFC|chicken]] in a henhouse [[for the lulz|just because they can]] and, if they ever had the chance, would [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349 eat your fucking babies]. Like the furries who [[fap|so admire]] them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of [[STDs|diseases]] and make [[yiff|hideous noises]] when mating that sounds, to an untrained ear, disturbingly similar to a woman being [[raped]].
Contrary to what [[furfags]] liewould have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards who will kill every [[KFC|chicken]] in a henhouse [[for the lulz|just because they can]] and, if they ever had the chance, would [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349 eat your fucking babies]. Like the furries who [[fap|so admire]] them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of [[STDs|diseases]] and make [[yiff|hideous noises]] when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being [[raped]].


In an ideal world, foxes would, like [[Jews]], [[holocaust|all be killed on sight]], but because of [[furries]], [[hippies]] and [[faggots|people who live in cities and who have only ever seen a fox in a Beatrix Potter book]] (PROTIP: Real foxes do not wear waistcoats and monocles and speak in effete upper class [[English]] accents!), they can now no longer be [[pwned|hunted]] and are free to roam, [[sex|breed]], [[incest|then breed again with their own offspring]], [[Fritzl|then breed again with their offspring's mutated, inbred spawn]] and fuck up the ecosystems in which they live.
In an ideal world, foxes would, like [[Jews]], [[holocaust|all be killed on sight]], but because of [[furries]], [[hippies]] and [[faggots|people who live in cities and who have only ever seen a fox in a Beatrix Potter book]] (PROTIP: Real foxes do not wear waistcoats and monocles and speak in effete upper class [[English]] accents!), they can now no longer be [[pwned|hunted]] and are free to roam, [[sex|breed]], [[incest|then breed again with their own offspring]], [[Fritzl|then breed again with their offspring's mutated, inbred spawn]] and fuck up the ecosystems in which they live.

Revision as of 07:17, 31 October 2011

A real fox reacts to the internet.

Foxes are a large ginger variety of rat, popular as a fursona among those within the furry community.

Contrary to what furfags liewould have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards who will kill every chicken in a henhouse just because they can and, if they ever had the chance, would eat your fucking babies. Like the furries who so admire them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of diseases and make hideous noises when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being raped.

In an ideal world, foxes would, like Jews, all be killed on sight, but because of furries, hippies and people who live in cities and who have only ever seen a fox in a Beatrix Potter book (PROTIP: Real foxes do not wear waistcoats and monocles and speak in effete upper class English accents!), they can now no longer be hunted and are free to roam, breed, then breed again with their own offspring, then breed again with their offspring's mutated, inbred spawn and fuck up the ecosystems in which they live.

Fox might also can refer to:

  1. Michael J Fox, related to the Because of Parkinson's meme.
  2. Fox News, the Americunt arm of Rupert Murdoch's propaganda machine.
  3. Pedofox, a friend of Pedobear.
  4. Firefox, a better web browser than Internet Explorer.
  5. Bikerfox, an e-celebrity.
  6. Penis-Nosed Fox, a shitty attempt at a meme.
  7. Tails, from Sonic the Hedgehog, who is often favored by...
  8. Furries, who often style themselves as foxes.
  9. Foxy Bingo, who sponsors Jeremy Kyle, also the work of closet furfags.
  10. A foxy lady.
  11. Fursecution Fox, created by Taurin Fox
  12. Star Fox
  13. Rita A forced meme with popularity on par with Boxxy.

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