Georgia, USA

A typical Georgian Beauty.

Georgia is in the Southern United States, located near some other fuckbag Southern states, some of which have weed farms, and Florida, the state that sets the standard for the American democratic process, especially concerning Presidential elections. Georgia's chief exports are Sweettea, designer bib overalls, and fine upstanding politicians that set an example for the rest of the nation. Famous cities in Georgia include Atlanta, Augusta, and Athens, home of REM and The B-52's. The rest of Georgia is largely unpopulated by humanoid life.

Georgia Facts

	“	"Columbus, Georgia you can suck my dick, you ain't nothing but a piece of shit on the damned map."	„
	—Ice-T

• Can't make peanut butter without some one taking a dump and not washing their hands, before dipping out the rat shit.
• Georgia is truly a cess pool of racism and incest.
• The people of Georgia deserve to be wrapped in a Confederate flag and burnt.
• Georgia was not founded as a debtor's colony, and was actually founded by James Oglethorpe so he could have gay sex with Methodist faggots.
• It is not a well known fact that most Southerners are pissed about losing the Civil War, unless you fucking live here and hear about it every five goddamn minutes.
• Southerners purchase the most Sweettea flavored edible undies in the entire world
• If your sister is pretty, it's okay to go ahead and kiss her.
• Vidalia Onions are considered aphrodisiacs.
• Tobacco spit can be used for lubrication on any Georgia woman's punani.
• Sweatpants are okay for any occasion, up to and including meeting the governor.
• Yankees are only second to black persons and spics, unless they happen to be both. If you're a Spigger or even a Spiggerican Yankee, you best just keep yo' mouth shut, boy.
• Nigras are welcome EVERYWHERE in Georgia.
• In Georgia, children learn their numbers as "1, 2, Earnhardt, 4, etc." In addition, the number 24 is replaced with "Faggot".
• Once you pass the third grade, you are allowed to operate on human beings and animals, as you will probably be the smartest motherfucker in the entire state.

Geography

Atlanta

Atlanta is the capital of Georgia and is home to many different things. It is where Martin Luther King was born, it is also headquarters for Delta Air Lines, Coca-Cola, and Cox Communications. Atlanta is also the most gay city in the US. Surprising seeing the amount of anti-gay people around EVERYWHERE in Georgia.

Hip-hop faggot Soulja Boy also lives there. 50%+ of Atlanta's, Augusta's, and Savannah's population are nigras. Less so in Athens; most likely because its a college town and there are no nigras in college.

Atlanta is home to many fine colleges. Notably, the Georgia Institute of Technology AKA Georgia Tech, for those of you interested in a fascinating career in sanitation engineering, and Georgia State University, which is geared toward making sure the black person of society can obtain degrees in fields like cosmetology and chemistry. There are several other colleges in the are, but most of them are black person schools, so no one gives a shit.

People

GEORGIA PEACH NO FUZZ.

Georgia, as is the case with most of the South is well known for big fat rednecks with huge fucking heads[1], the Ku Klux Klan, and old pickup trucks with the rebel flag on them. You can spot a typical ol' Georgia boy by a Ned Flanders mustache, chewin' tobaccy stained teeth, and liberal use of black person. A Georgia boy usually has really sunburnt skin, and has that sickly sheen to their skin that lets you know they drink enough moonshine to kill an ordinary human being. Most Georgians finish learning at the fourth grade, since most of 'em are just going to own landscaping businesses or mooch off their stripper wife, anyways.

They love black dudes in Georgia. They used to love them so much they gave them their own water fountains, schools, and even set aside a special section at the end of the bus to let them know that they are loved and treasured. They still love and treasure black people to this day, by having them clean their houses and make their burgers for them. They love black dudes so much, They even have their own special concrete homes, in the best part of town!

However, despite the "love" of black dudes, since no one in Georgia is fucking employed about 90% of the economy is based around black men in baggy pants who want us to get crunk. Pretty much the only reason that we haven't sold Georgia to Mexico or Canada is because Lil John makes like 50 bazillion dollars every minute. The other 10% of the economy is made up of redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy.

A Georgia boy usually communicates in short bursts, such as "Shut up, bitch!" and "Fucking Yankee! Take yer fancy book learnin' and go home!"

Georgia women are known as "Georgia Peaches" because they spend most of their time on their back with their legs open, peach in full view for the world to see.

Despite being openly hated by all, lesbians and blackies tend to congregate in the same vicenities - such as the the local "country inspired hip-hip dance club" or "Wal-Mart". They be seen holding hands and selling crack.

You can't go anywhere without seen some really cool guys driving their Mom's 1989 Toyota Tercel with some fuckin' sweet 22" chrome rims. It is common knowledge that this increases the resale value over 9000 percent. Including their incredible taste in fine american automobiles, they also tend to wear incredibly stylish clothes that are big enough to clothe a baby hippo and were bought from a Mexican at a flea-market. Normally these clothes sport the likes of characters such as Stewie (because a talking cartoon baby is fucking gangster, yo.) and Scarface (because all black person can relate to an italian impersonating a cuban who sold enough drugs to afford million-dollar luxuries). To add pizzazz, they normally invest their entire McDonalds paycheck to purchase "Bling" which is slang for "crappy fake jewelry". Normally, this will consist of a long chain with a giant fucking dingleberry, or "pendent". These "pendents" normally are used to inspire serious self expression, such as a spinner rims (to show the biatches and sluts that they've got the ca$h money) or big fucking clocks (to show that time is of the essence, and if we don't act now, the rainforests can be lost forever). Besides white trash and their Tercels, there are fat, ugly bitches in their Cavaliers, and sloppy sluts in their Saturns.

Most can be seen singing rap songs in public places, for no apparent reason, normally by themselves. To listen to this noise is akin to having a pregnant woman vomit in your ear. Scientists theorize that this is a type of mating call, normally to attractive other black people into a rap battle. These "rap songs" are all the FUCKING RAGE OMG!!!!!111one! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW TPAIN SONG FEATURING LIL JON!? No? Thats because other than black people, fat white women, teenagers and wiggers, this doesn't actually matter at all. Unfotunetly, 99.9% of american culture is influenced by just that. These songs can consist of heart moving and revolutionary subjects such as how hard it is to be "pimpin'", how are women are "sluts/hoes/skanks/bitches (or biatches)/tramps" (even though black people normally end up marrying fat white women who begat 4 of their illegitate childrenwelfare checks, because no self-respecting woman actually wants a man who is always "crunk" with no high school diploma), how much money they have (even though after having one club hit you actually never hear from any of them ever again (its been theorized that theyv'e been shot), how sweet their "whips" are (Trecels... with the rims), and how hard life on the streets is, even though it would problaby be a shit-ton simpler to merely move away. Blacks also tend to not move out of the way if they are walking towards in the mall, forcing you to walk around them. According to astronimists, this is because their lips are so big, they have their own gravitational pull, and if they were to avoid you, the trajectory x yaw/accelaration (with speed reaching up to 88 MPH) of their path may cause a tear in the time/space continum. So to be on the safe side, they'd rather walk into and call you a racist.

Culture

Georgia culture is amongst the most diverse in the entire world. Here is a list of things that are popular activities in Georgia culture:

• Fucking your sister
• Fucking your brother
• Fucking "Uncle Dad"
• Moonshine
• Sucking off Jesus statues
• Fucking your sister, your brother, and "Uncle Dad", while drinking moonshine
• Chasing around those Duke Boys
• Mishandling the dead (Such as Georgia's news sources are, it's not surprising that only a out of state news source actually had the story)
• Barbecue
• Drinkin' "Bud Laight".
• Fucking your sister, your brother, and "Uncle Dad", while drinking moonshine at a barbecue
• Science!!

Drugs

The drug of choice in Georgia is Crystal Meth, followed by Oxycontin. You can find a Meth lab by noticing one exploding and thereby taking out half your apartment building at three a.m. on any given day. Just sniff around for that wonderful ammonia smell, and put on your fucking helmet. Better yet, don't.

You can get Oxycontin by kicking Grandma down the stairs and taking it from her by force, that greedy bitch. She hogs it all. Bitch, cancer don't hurt that bad!

Weed: Only used by Yankees and other immigrants.

• There's also crack, but it's very Passé these days.

Sports

NASCAR!! Yeee-hoooooo!! Grow yourself a cum-catcher mustache, grab a Moon-Pie and some RC Cola, fuck your sister and turn on the race!! You might even see a bitch get hit in the face with a tire!

Note: Dale Earnhardt is still dead. It is said that one day he will rise from the graveyard, and bring all the boys and girls some trucker caps and mustache cream, as long as they stayed good little Republicans all year round.

Yankee bashing It's important to treat anybody born above the Potomac River like absolute shit, keying their car, shunning them, and picking fights for reading books in public. Book learnin' is for fags, and don't you forget it!

Wife beating This one explains itself. Double points for wearing a wife beater while beating your wife. That bitch can't cook dinner worth a shit, and you need to let her know. NOTE: The state legislature, because its controlled by a bunch of liberal fucktards from Atlanta has passed a law that wife beating is only OK if you use an object no bigger than your thumb. See "Benoit, Chris".

Shirtless Track and Field It's easy to learn this sport. Smack your wife in the eye, wait for the cops, whip off your shirt and start jumpin' fences. You'll probably get away, most cops are really fat fucks in Georgia.

Golf: The sport of choice for rich, white motherfuckers. Put on some ill-fitting pants, suck in your gut and get out on that golf course. Keep those fuckin' women out of my club! They gots to be barefoot and pregnant!! G.entleman O.nly L.adies F.orbidden.

The Augusta National[2] is the most famous golf course in all of golfdom, even black dudes love playing at the Augusta National. It is located amongst 30 fucking miles of chain fast food restaurants, stores, discarded Skoal canisters, dead hookers, and used car lots.

Rootin' out homos Despite professing to be God-fearing, bible thumping uptight upright heterosexual people, spend as much as time as possible trying to find out who partakes in the love that dare not speak its name (unless it's $3.99 a minute). Picket movies like Brokeback Mountain, and keep an eye out for teh fabulous.

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