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*[[Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition]] is released, leading to a shitty launch riddled with bugs and glitches not present in the original games. Cockstar then decides to release the original versions of the games on their launcher for free in 2022. | *[[Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition]] is released, leading to a shitty launch riddled with bugs and glitches not present in the original games. Cockstar then decides to release the original versions of the games on their launcher for free in 2022. | ||
*Some nigger rams his SUV into a Christmas parade in Wisconsin killing 5 people. | *Some nigger rams his SUV into a Christmas parade in Wisconsin killing 5 people. | ||
* | *Ethan Crumbley goes for the [[high score]] in Michigan. | ||
=== December 2021 === | === December 2021 === | ||
*Destroy Dick December begins. | *Destroy Dick December begins. | ||
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2020 Version 2.0: Electric Boogaloo (also known as simply 2021) is the sequel to the shitshow that was 2020, and will be much more difficult to endure than its predecessor. Right off the bat, 2021 is beginning to look the way it did at the start of the past few years, and progressively getting worse as times goes on.
However, we still have a long way to go, as 2021 has only just started. So far, the only thing that lies ahead in these dangerous times, is complete and total darkness, moar lockdowns, and newer, deadly strains of Jewronavirus.
Dramatic Events of 2021
January 2021
- Britbong rappa MF Doom's passing (which had actually happened in 2020!) is announced by his family suddenly.... Press MF to pay respek to dis adult swim bumper ass nigga.
- "Food... we need food..."
- The USA's President Trump, having been defeated by 46th USA Prez Joe Biden speaks at a rally in DC, after which a mix of Antifa'ers, Boogaloo folks, and QAnon supporters decide to IRL-raid the US Capitol Building. Baked Alaska was involved in the siege/raid as well.
- Lulz ensues, and the media freaks out. This also results in Trump receiving the IRL-banhammer in the form of (his second) Impeachment. Many a lulzy shooped meme would come from the photo-ops taken at the Capitol siege.
February 2021
- It was Valentine's Day again.
- And yet you are still forever alone. How we know that to be true: Well, you're browsing ED.
- February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
- EAT UP, FATTIES.
March 2021
- Robert Aaron Long kickstarts America's favorite pastime (this time against Azns) after over a year of dormancy.
- Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa kills 10 fags at a Kingsoopers in Colorado, getting the highest amount of frags this year unfortunately.
April 2021
- Vinesauce Vinny gets the outrage cancel culture cult called on him over a hoax so he's gettin' a lawyer to file a lolsuit
- El Risitas dies at the age of 65.
- Brony Brandon Hole shoots up his FedEx Ground facility to meet Applejack in the afterlife
- Aediot and Silene got embarassed publically on Kiwi Farms
- EDP445 Is lambasted for being a pedophile and starts his own website
May 2021
- Boogie2988 Has a warrant issued for his arrest after ChadKing666 Trolled him Last thursday, The youtuber subsequently Turns himself in the next day
- EZPZ is Bawwing because his ED.wiki is a broken empty piece of shit. Maybe he should stick to talking about cartoons...autist.
- JewTube decides to delete every video that makes fun of 9/11.
- Ilnaz Galyaviev pwns 9 n00bs in Russia
June 2021
- Juneteenth is instated as a national holiday within the USA
- Kiwifarms harasses a tranny emulator developer to the point of An Hero. The site, which also hosts the CWCKi, was then DDOS'd and is on the verge of being deplatformed by CloudFlare a la 8chan.
July 2021
- Ze Olympics happen in Tokyo
- Prison dimension unlocked for Chris Chan and Isabella Loretta Janke
- JewTube, being the pussies they are, decided to make every unlisted video prior to December 2017 private unless the user of said videos opt out.
August 2021
- Jake Davison IRLbanhammers 6 brits in the first mass shooting in 11 years, ultimately an heroing.
- Afghanistan falls to Taliban rule.
September 2021
- Texas permabans Abortions
- People start taking Horse Dewormer to try to cure their Coronavirus
- Bashurverse dies due to Corona
- ANOTHER FUCKING MASS SHOOTING IN RUSSIA
- A blitzkrieg happens on ED for the 9,000th time with Antandrus and BHn8t=ZEFa blanking articles to humiliate themselves. This lead to account creation being disabled for a couple of weeks.
October 2021
- 4chan turns 18
- Facebook is down as Mark Zuckerberg wanted to pussy out from the media.
- Twitch is hacked leaking the amount of jew gold Twitch streamers make. People went outraged over there favorite Twitch streamers not being broke like they are.
- Our Twitter account got suspended.
- UK parliament member David Ames gets stabbed to shit and dies
- ErtasVideos is planning to merge FSW with Encyclopedia Dramatica. Let's hope not.
- Alec Baldwin “accidentally” shot someone.
- Trick or Treat, Muthafucka
November 2021
- NNN has begun.
- JewTube decides to get rid of the number count on the Dislike button.
- Lowtax dies of a drug overdose.
- Kyle Rittenhouse walks free.
- Shadman got into the partyvan.
- Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition is released, leading to a shitty launch riddled with bugs and glitches not present in the original games. Cockstar then decides to release the original versions of the games on their launcher for free in 2022.
- Some nigger rams his SUV into a Christmas parade in Wisconsin killing 5 people.
- Ethan Crumbley goes for the high score in Michigan.
December 2021
- Destroy Dick December begins.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2020
- The "Years" category here on ED
- Coronavirus
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2020 |
2021 | Succeeded by 2022 |