Food

Spermatozoa; recommended by the U.S. Surgeon General's office.

Food is what you eat when vaginas and cocks are no longer available. Eating food is America's favorite pastime as it gives fat people their blubber. Enemy of 16 year old girls and breatharians alike; food is vital to existence, without it we'd die. Some people eat too much, others not enough, regardless, all food eventually becomes poop.

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  An appropriate use for food
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  Some delicious German sausage.
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  Bird Food

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  festive cake.
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  Ears are delicious
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  Everyone loves Mexican food!
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  It's the American way, bitch!
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  The USDA Food Pyramid
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  Turtle Soup is part of Shredder's balanced diet
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  Typical foreign food
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  Human cock is also food
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  Not food except in Taiwan or if you're Armin Meiwes.
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  How to get free food at McDonald's.
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  In Asia, animal cock is food.
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  Food is served on a plate, and people often drool as they eat
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  Mike Tyson's well advertised grill. He often uses the catchphrase "I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!"
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  Some people even like to mix food with their favorite pastime. Or maybe it was just a dell that over heated
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  Food thief
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  There are no KFCs in Africa, which is why everyone there is starving
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  This passes as food for niggers
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  Pineapple is good
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  Spread generously...
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  A loaf is fine too...
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  Food can be practical too.
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  Well seasoned meat.
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  Warning: Cereal
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  Jewish coasters.
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Where to obtain Food

• Burger King
• KFC - if you're a nigger.
• Kitchen - if you still reside with your mom, you pathetic fuck.
• McDonald's - if you're a ty
• Taco Bell - if you're a basement dweller.

See Also

• Ck/
• Eating disorder
• Food pyramid
• Fat
• Fauxlimia
• Pro-ana

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