Darviela Maravarona

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Darviela and his cat

Darviela Maravarona aka Aaron Bongart is an aspie who has convinced himself that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right trough retard logic.

Darviela's "Dox"

Darviela Maravarona's Dox

http://www.shortText.com/z420kv

Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius

Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started going to college sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

Darviela is a former Second Life player attempting to import SL to Eve Online

Darviela is currently running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues". What is the issue that he is most concerned about in that game? The lack of dicks on female bodies and twats on male bodies. He is obsessed with this concept and has been pushing it. Likes to claim he is from the Langer [1] School of Thoughts (Retards) whatever the fuck that is. Ironically, according to Urban Dictionary, Langer has several meanings: dick, foolish person, & being intoxicated. So the term fits him perfectly as he loves being banged by the fury of a thousand dicks, is a dumbshit, and is obviously on something preferably drugs that makes him sterile as we can't have him contaminating the gene pool.

He has no chance of making the CSM anyways as the entire community of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase. The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100ish people supporting him to make a fool out of himself.

CSM Primaries <-- List of current CSM candidates and their position in the primaries.

2013 Update: Once again, Xenuria attempts to run for CSM of Eve Online but only to be rejected for special reasons (something to do with the above!).

Darviela: Anagrams

Darviela Maravarona admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names darviela has used in the past make little sense when put through an Anagram Generatorthere is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend. Below is a listing of the more common names that darviela has identified himself as.

• Darviela Maravarona
• Valaria Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
• Valdivindel Blackheart
• Ventargo Malakatrinkus
• Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)
• Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
• Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
• A pair of Sevens
• Xenuria (eve online name)
• MysteriousThing (SomethingAwful name)

Darviela: Funfacts

• Darviela tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock
• If you ask Darviela about hockles he will instantly change the topic

See Also

• Darviela Maravarona/Chatlogs
• Darviela Maravarona/Lol logs

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