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'''Chuckula''' (aka Chuck Stegall / Chuck Maximus Dracul Stegall) is a cross-dressing virgin and self proclaimed [[Goth]]ic [[Vampire]] living in Jacksonville, [[Florida]]. He spends most of his time either playing [[video games]] or on the internet doing battle with the numerous [[trolls]] who plague him. He desperately craves attention, especially from thexy Gothic ladies. This has made him a easy troll-magnet as numerous trolls have posed as hot Goth girls, tricking Chuckula into supplying [[nudes]] and making declarations of his love via YouTube until they get bored. All his "girlfriends" have been trolls.


[[Image:chuckula.jpg|thumb|caption here]]
[[Image:Count_Chuckula.jpg|thumb|left|200px|"My dark life as a goth."]]
[[File:Chuckferatu.jpg|thumb|right|300px|]]
[[File:ChuckAngry.gif|thumb|left|200px|Chuck going full-retard]]
 
'''Chuckula''', otherwise known as '''Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II''', is a [[Racist|racist]], [[Sexism|sexist]], [[Transvestite|cross-dressing]] [[Virgin|virgin]] and a self-proclaimed [[Goth]]ic [[vampire]] [[Cool story bro|model]] who lives in Jacksonville, [[Florida]].
 
Being that he has been unemployed for over four years and made no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing [[video games]], sucking up taxpayer money, [[faggot|jerking off while sobbing]], and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous [[trolls]] that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "[[fat|curvy]]" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the [[idiot]] he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as or are hot Goth girls.
 
 
 
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|I'm so goth, [[desperate|I slept in a bed full of horny goth girls]].| '''Chuck'''
|I stand for [[sex|love]], [[Brian Peppers|beauty]], [[drama|peace]], [[rage|justice]] and [[rape|romance]].| '''Chuck'''
|Just give up Dr. Eggman, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] always wins against you| '''Chuck'''}}
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== On the YouTubes ==
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|<youtube>XJFAexCoffY</youtube><br>
|<youtube>jGX-XiZ8Cis</youtube><br>
|<youtube>1jUeXQ6ZfdY</youtube><br>
|<youtube>xSB-SlbPcoU</youtube>
}}<br />'''Chuckula's Videos of Fail'''</center>


==Trolling==
==Trolling==


The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get butthurt and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the gothic version of Chris Chan.
The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self-importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get [[crybaby|butthurt]] and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the Gothic version of Chris Chan.
In fact, one of his girlfriends (aka trolls) actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.
In fact, one of his "[[trolls|girlfriends]]" actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.


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<center>{{videoframe|stillautismal|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>Pb2_ScvpPsQ</youtube><br>
|<youtube>Pb2_ScvpPsQ</youtube><br>|<youtube>8fSXcE4k3Ho</youtube><br>
|<youtube>8fSXcE4k3Ho</youtube><br>
|<youtube>U3scCtdZ0ok</youtube><br>
|<youtube>U3scCtdZ0ok</youtube><br>
|<youtube>xPbmIcSDdZg</youtube><br>
|<youtube>xPbmIcSDdZg</youtube><br>
}}<br />'''Trolling'''</center>
}}<br />'''Trolling'''</center>


== External links ==
== External Links ==


* [http://www.chuckupedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuckula Chuckupedia - A shitty Wiki]
* [http://www.chuckupedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuckula Chuckupedia - A shitty Wiki]
* [http://memegenerator.net/Count-Chuckula On ''Meme Generator'']
* [https://www.facebook.com/chuck.stegall?fref=ts/ Chuck's Facebook Page]
* [https://www.facebook.com/chuck.stegall?fref=ts/Count Chuckula's facebook page]
* [https://twitter.com/ChuckStegall/ Chuck's Active Twitter Feed]
* [https://twitter.com/ChuckStegall/ Chuck's Defunct Twitter Feed]
* [http://memegenerator.net/ Chuckula On ''Meme Generator'']


==See also==
==See Also==
*[[Imaginary Girlfriend]]
*[[Imaginary Girlfriend]]
*[[Youtube Nobodies]]
*[[Youtube Nobodies]]

Revision as of 14:13, 17 April 2014

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"My dark life as a goth."
Chuck going full-retard

Chuckula, otherwise known as Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II, is a racist, sexist, cross-dressing virgin and a self-proclaimed Gothic vampire model who lives in Jacksonville, Florida.

Being that he has been unemployed for over four years and made no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing video games, sucking up taxpayer money, jerking off while sobbing, and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous trolls that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "curvy" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the idiot he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as or are hot Goth girls.


   
“ 		 
I'm so goth, I slept in a bed full of horny goth girls.
  		„
  		 

— Chuck

   
“ 		 
I stand for love, beauty, peace, justice and romance.
  		„
  		 

— Chuck

   
“ 		 
Just give up Dr. Eggman, Sonic always wins against you
  		„
  		 

— Chuck

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Trolling

The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self-importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get butthurt and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the Gothic version of Chris Chan. In fact, one of his "girlfriends" actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.





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Trolling

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