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[[File:ChuckAngry.gif|thumb|left|200px|Chuck going full-retard]]
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'''Chuckula''', otherwise known as '''Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II''', is a [[racism|racist]], [[sexism|sexist]], [[transvestite|cross-dressing]] [[virgin]] and a self-proclaimed [[Christian]] [[[goth]] [[vampire]] [[Cool story bro|alternative model]] who lives in Jacksonville, [[Florida]].
'''Chuckula''', otherwise known as '''Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II''', is a [[racism|racist]], [[sexism|sexist]], [[transvestite|cross-dressing]] [[virgin]] and a self-proclaimed [[Christian]] [[vampire]] [[goth]] [[Cool story bro|alternative model]] who lives in Jacksonville, [[Florida]].
 
But don't let me you all tell you this. He can tell you himself:
 
 
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{{quote|'''I was born at Castle Air Force Base in Atwater, California during an [[lie|earthquake] before the base was shut down many years ago. I am an [[bigot|open minded]] vampire goth who is very [[rape|romantic]] towards women. [[racism|If you can't speak proper English than don't add me as a friend because I don't understand your foreign languages]]. I am a gamer, a music freak, [[basement-dweller| a club-goer, a thrill seeker]], [[pervert|a guardian]] who [[rape|protects]] the innocent and all the beautiful women who have influenced me to be [[gay|feminine]] in my life so [[LOL|I can understand them better than most guys]] in [[emo|this fucked up dark world]] we all live in. I [[incest|love]] my dad and my [[troll|girlfriend]] with all my heart and soul because they're all I have left to live for in this world including my own true friends who are there for me when situations get extremely nasty. [[crybaby|I was bullied all my life and I hate being a target of all the bullshit I have to deal with]]. I will fight for my own survival in this evil world whether I have to make sacrifices or not.'''|Chuck "Chuckula" Stegall}}
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Having been unemployed for over four years and making no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing [[video games]], sucking up taxpayer money, [[faggot|jerking off while sobbing]], and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous [[trolls]] that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "[[fat|curvy]]" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the [[idiot]] he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls.  


Having been unemployed for over four years and making no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing [[video games]], sucking up taxpayer money, [[faggot|jerking off while sobbing]], and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous [[trolls]] that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "[[fat|curvy]]" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the [[idiot]] he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls.


Various examples include:
Various examples include:




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|'''Do I need to stitch up the bitches or do I need to bitch up the stitches to stitch the bitches?'''| Chuck, saying what he thinks is badass
|[[lolwut|Do I need to stitch up the bitches or do I need to bitch up the stitches to stitch the bitches?]]| Chuck, saying what he thinks is badass
|'''I'm so goth, [[desperate|I slept in a bed full of horny goth girls]].'''| Chuck, thinking he's hilarious
|I'm so goth, [[desperate|I slept in a bed full of horny goth girls]].| Chuck, thinking he's hilarious
|I stand for [[sex|love]], [[Brian Peppers|beauty]], [[drama|peace]], [[rage|justice]] and [[rape|romance]].| Chuck, being delusional  
|I stand for [[sex|love]], [[Brian Peppers|beauty]], [[drama|peace]], [[rage|justice]] and [[rape|romance]].| Chuck, being delusional  
|'''Just give up Dr. Eggman, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] always wins against you.'''| Chuck, giving commentary on one of his favorite games}}
|Just give up Dr. Eggman, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] always wins against you.| Chuck, giving commentary on one of his favorite games}}
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==

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"My dark life as a goth."
Chuck going full-retard

Chuckula, otherwise known as Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II, is a racist, sexist, cross-dressing virgin and a self-proclaimed Christian vampire goth alternative model who lives in Jacksonville, Florida.

Having been unemployed for over four years and making no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing video games, sucking up taxpayer money, jerking off while sobbing, and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous trolls that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "curvy" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the idiot he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls.

Various examples include:


   
“ 		 
Do I need to stitch up the bitches or do I need to bitch up the stitches to stitch the bitches?
  		„
  		 

— Chuck, saying what he thinks is badass

   
“ 		 
I'm so goth, I slept in a bed full of horny goth girls.
  		„
  		 

— Chuck, thinking he's hilarious

   
“ 		 
I stand for love, beauty, peace, justice and romance.
  		„
  		 

— Chuck, being delusional

   
“ 		 
Just give up Dr. Eggman, Sonic always wins against you.
  		„
  		 

— Chuck, giving commentary on one of his favorite games

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The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self-importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get butthurt and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the Gothic version of Chris Chan. In fact, one of his "girlfriends" actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.





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