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'''Matthew de Grood''' is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. | |||
Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. | |||
That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive [[high score]] of 5 points. | |||
Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. | |||
Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife. | |||
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Revision as of 04:06, 5 May 2014
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| Born | c. 1992 (22 years old) |
| Nationality | Soviet Canuckistan 
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| Score | Killed 5, wounded 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player (knives only) |
| An Hero | No (caught by dogs) |
Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points. Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.
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