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You can test this at home with a bow and arrow or a crossbow and your own cat. If you don't have a cat you can try it on a family member's cat or use your neighbor's cat or any random feline in the neighborhood (make sure to tell the owner that it is just a trick and their beloved pet will be just fine). | You can test this at home with a bow and arrow or a crossbow and your own cat. If you don't have a cat you can try it on a family member's cat or use your neighbor's cat or any random feline in the neighborhood (make sure to tell the owner that it is just a trick and their beloved pet will be just fine). | ||
==I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND KILL YOU WITH AN ARROW!== | |||
This is the average, calm, rational and reasonable reaction you can expect from your typical mild mannered, professional Internet user when referencing any image within the gallery of this article along with anything even remotely resembling a joke or even an idle [[Shit no one cares about|lack of fucks to be given]]. Furries in particular will become instantly enraged by even making mention of the subject. This is largely due to the human [[batshit insane|cognitive bias]] known as "[[furry|anthropomorphism]]", which is the human preoccupation of inflicting lower animals and even inanimate objects with human traits and characteristics. This is a very [[hypocrisy|selective bias]], which allows your average fat headed American to stuff hamburgers down their throats all the while screeching over the horrible "injustice" of a flea ridden alley cat being randomly [[Bubblegum Husky|skewered with a stick]]. | |||
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Revision as of 20:52, 24 December 2014
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This article relies entirely on facts. Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings. Sorry for the lack of dick jokes. |
Cats are immune to arrows. This is a known fact. You can shoot them all you want and it will not hurt them, see gallery below for proof. You can shoot a cat right through its head and the cat will shrug it off and go about its day barely even noticing the arrow through its brain. Some younger cats actually enjoy it as they can play with the arrow.
You can test this at home with a bow and arrow or a crossbow and your own cat. If you don't have a cat you can try it on a family member's cat or use your neighbor's cat or any random feline in the neighborhood (make sure to tell the owner that it is just a trick and their beloved pet will be just fine).
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND KILL YOU WITH AN ARROW!
This is the average, calm, rational and reasonable reaction you can expect from your typical mild mannered, professional Internet user when referencing any image within the gallery of this article along with anything even remotely resembling a joke or even an idle lack of fucks to be given. Furries in particular will become instantly enraged by even making mention of the subject. This is largely due to the human cognitive bias known as "anthropomorphism", which is the human preoccupation of inflicting lower animals and even inanimate objects with human traits and characteristics. This is a very selective bias, which allows your average fat headed American to stuff hamburgers down their throats all the while screeching over the horrible "injustice" of a flea ridden alley cat being randomly skewered with a stick.
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