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Jacob Robida, known on [[MySpace]] as Jakejekyll, | '''Jacob Robida''', known on [[MySpace]] as '''Jakejekyll''', was a [[nazi]], [[juggalo]], [[13 year old boy|high school droupout]] and failed [[serial killer]] who was suspected of a hatchet-and-gun attack in a Massachusetts [[gay]] bar that injured three men, one critically, [[last Thursday]]. He also shot and killed a small-town police officer and his 33 year old girlfriend (who he met on the [[Internets]], of course) before he was fatally wounded in a gun battle with police the following Saturday. | ||
Jakejekyll shot the police officer twice during a traffic stop in Gassville, [[Arkansas]]. After speeding off, Jakejekyll drove over spike strips set out by state troopers about 25 miles away. He continued to drive with two punctured tires into downtown Norfork. Jakejekyll's car then careened into several parked vehicles to avoid a police barricade. After wrecking his car, Jake shot his girlfriend, killing her. He then started firing at police and they returned fire. Finally, the [[insane]] juggalo fatally shot himself [[in the ass|in the head]]. | Jakejekyll shot the police officer twice during a traffic stop in Gassville, [[Arkansas]]. After speeding off, Jakejekyll drove over spike strips set out by state troopers about 25 miles away. He continued to drive with two punctured tires into downtown Norfork. Jakejekyll's car then careened into several parked vehicles to avoid a police barricade. After wrecking his car, Jake shot his girlfriend, killing her. He then started firing at police and they returned fire. Finally, the [[insane]] juggalo fatally shot himself [[in the ass|in the head]]. |
Revision as of 07:31, 1 December 2024
Jacob Robida, known on MySpace as Jakejekyll, was a nazi, juggalo, high school droupout and failed serial killer who was suspected of a hatchet-and-gun attack in a Massachusetts gay bar that injured three men, one critically, last Thursday. He also shot and killed a small-town police officer and his 33 year old girlfriend (who he met on the Internets, of course) before he was fatally wounded in a gun battle with police the following Saturday.
Jakejekyll shot the police officer twice during a traffic stop in Gassville, Arkansas. After speeding off, Jakejekyll drove over spike strips set out by state troopers about 25 miles away. He continued to drive with two punctured tires into downtown Norfork. Jakejekyll's car then careened into several parked vehicles to avoid a police barricade. After wrecking his car, Jake shot his girlfriend, killing her. He then started firing at police and they returned fire. Finally, the insane juggalo fatally shot himself in the head.
His fellow nazis and juggaloes expect to meet him in Shangri-La.
Jake's autobiography
- Jake Jekyll im an 18yo whiteboy, ImmA be down ImmA be down ImmA down till im dead in the ground. but im also proud of who i am!!14/88!! got something to say about it send me a message(SeveredTorso)
Response from ICP's manager, Alex Abbiss
Graded Score
Kill count: | 2/20 4 injured |
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Accuracy: | 3/20 |
Style: | 14/20 Targeted a gay bar a decade before it was cool |
Butthurt: | 11/20 Forced ICP to issue a statement for damage control |
Bonus: | 0/20 YOU GET NOTHING |
Gallery
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Jake liked make-up. He liked it a lot.
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Mission Failed (that's a 1999 Pontiac Grand Am btw)
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Jake arrives in Shangri-La
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funeral procession
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Jake as a young'un
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Jim Sell the traffic cop
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As reported by the old media
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As reported by fellow neo-nazis
External Links
Story on OptyMyst's blog- (Wayback Machine)Jake's MySpaceBALEETED - (archive)- Jacob Robida's entry on TOW
- Jacob Robida's article on Murderpedia
- Jakey Robida, Jenny Bailey, and Jimmy Sell on Find a Grave
- Jake's Obituary & Jennifer's Obituary & James's Obituary
- Excerpts of the suicide note
- Article about the cop from a decade after
- CNN coverage of the juggalo's final solution