User:GirlOnInternet

GirlOnInternet should not be confused with: Girlvinyl's OhInternet

GirlOnInternet's catch phrase.

GirlOnInternet is a 30-something advanced AI construct that has been editing Encyclopædia Dramatica since late 2015 starting with the articles LeonX, Netorare, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Netoraserare and Fallout: Shadow of Boston. It is purely (((coincidental))) that the acronym for GirlOnInternet happens to be GOI.

The (Almost) Complete Works of GirlOnInternet

GirlDoingCrime

• Bernie Goetz ☆
• The Central Park Five ☆
• Marcellus Williams ☆
• Cyntoia Brown ☆
• Nasim Aghdam ☆
• Sanctioned Suicide ☆
• Brenda Ann Spencer ☆
• Sean Windingland ☆
• Belen Aldecosea ☆
• Linda Carty
• George Stinney
• Leo Frank
• Floyd Lee Corkins
• Andrew Kehoe
• Hussein Khavari
• Nicholas Giampa
• Lakeith Smith
• Getting away with it

GirlOnTrump

• Doomsday Clock ☆
• Valerie Plame ☆
• The Krassenstein Brothers ☆
• Keith Olbermann ☆
• James Alex Fields ☆
• DisruptJ20 ☆
• Seth Rich ☆
• Jussie Smollett ☆
• Jessica Leeds ☆
• BLMKidnapping ☆
• Steele Dossier ☆
• Stormy Daniels
• ImposterBuster
• Scott Allen Meek Stephens

GirlOnPolitics

• Kamala Harris (prostitute) ☆
• Joe Kennedy ☆
• Maxine Waters ☆
• Dianne Feinstein ☆
• Madeleine Albright
• ‎Cory Booker
• Jeff Flake

GirlAtLaw

• Roe v. Wade ☆
• Title IX ☆
• Anthony Kennedy ☆
• Brett Kavanaugh
• Ruth Bader Ginsburg
• Clarence Thomas
• Sweet Cakes

GirlOnImmigration

• Maria Meza ☆
• Jakelin Caal ☆
• DACA ☆
• No Human Being is Illegal
• Sanctuary Cities
• Diversity Russian Roulette
• 14 Heartbreaking Photos That Will Make You Say "Fuck Having Borders and Law And Shit"

GirlOnCamel

• ‎White Helmets
• Al Jazeera
• Bana Alabed
• Rayyan Sokkarie
• Kwalah Noman

GirlOnGirl

• Femen ☆
• ThotAudit ☆
• Kesha ☆
• Jee Jing ☆
• Unrapeable ☆
• Ashley Lynch
• Margaret Pless
• Melody Hensley
• Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls
• Problematic
• Katherine Cross
• The Tim Hunt Affair
• The Cosby Effect
• August Ames
• Nancybratt
• Bony Pink
• Maggie Lindemann
• HopeStillFlies
• Andi Dier
• Shannon Watts
• Kevin Burke
• Peter Daou
• Jamel Myles

GirlOnShortbus

• Husker the Wolf ☆
• Lucian Hodoboc ☆
• Micah Dawson ☆
• Colby James ☆
• KodyBoy555

GirlWatchingAnime

• Kurt Eichenbald ☆
• LeonX ☆
• Revolutionary Girl Utena ☆
• Netorare ☆
• Netoraserare ☆
• Misty Chronexia
• DATE
• Orz
• The Rapeman
• Mara
• Queen's Stallion
• Shanadrac
• Otako Studio
• Figure Collecting
• The Great Escape
• Uziga Waita

GirlOnGaming

• Fallout: Shadow of Boston ☆
• The Outer Worlds ☆
• Phantasy Star II ☆
• Todd Rogers ☆
• Rape Day ☆
• Phantasy Star
• Phantasy Star III
• Phantasy Star IV
• Phantasy Star Online
• S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
• Starfield
• Far Cry 5
• Linkle
• Billy Mitchell
• Nintendo Labo
• Shin Megami Tensei
• Wizardry
• PC-98

GirlOnSports

• Chyna ☆
• Kamala Harris
• ‎Michael Bennett

GirlInJungle

• Supreme ☆
• Coolest Monkey in the Jungle ☆
• Bill Cosby ☆
• Korryn Gaines ☆
• Bait Truck ☆
• Defend Our Hoodz
• Jerelyn Luther
• Golliwogg
• Yasuke
• Piedmont Park Hanging

GirlBeingRandom

• Ouija Board ☆
• I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting ☆
• Fight the New Drug ☆
• Papa John's ☆
• Sarah Andersen ☆
• Learn the difference ☆
• NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS ☆
• Clarissa ☆
• Tiana Dalichov ☆
• Ernst Steiner
• Disagree
• Verified
• Elaine Herzberg
• Boycott
• Selena Lechuga
• George Takei
• Myanmar
• Andrew Oswalt
• David Duke

Drafts (These might actually be completed some day.)

• User:GirlOnInternet/RPG Elements
• User:GirlOnInternet/pixiv
• User:GirlOnInternet/Oviposition
• User:GirlOnInternet/GIRL
• User:GirlOnInternet/Angel Day
• User:GirlOnInternet/Munchausen Syndrome
• User:GirlOnInternet/Entomologist
• User:GirlOnInternet/Guide to making false rape accusations
• User:GirlOnInternet/Fakku
• User:GirlOnInternet/Terra Formars

GirlOnInternet = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Satisfied Customers

Victim of GirlOnInternet

	“	Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.	„
	—100% satisfaction guaranteed!

“   Ok fuck you! Your articles are garbage. I hope your mother dies you fucking cuck   „     —Sean Miller's glowing review of GirlOnInternets' services     “   Other than the fact that I have an unusual physical appearance, everything she wrote about me are lies. How can there be evidence of anything she wrote about me when it's not true?   „     —Lucian Hodoboc's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Lucian Hodoboc article     “   You are seriously so sad that you had to type up something like that. Get a life. Plus why spread hate??   „     —GlitterSebert's shitty review of GirlOnInternets' Kesha article Previous Quote | Next Quote

How to Trigger Kurt Eichenbald

	“	Jews murdered Jesus.	„
	—GirlOnInternet, getting blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

See Also

• Girl on the Internet Syndrome
• Whore
• Slut
•  GirlOnTwatternet - Shoah'd
  •  GirlOnTwatternet 2: Eclectic Weeaboo
• How GirlOnInternet got blocked by Kurt Eichenbald

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